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Who Wants To Go Drinking With Me

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by toolman961

submitted March 16th 2012

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Been either real busy lately or real drunk.
6 years ago
kind of the same thing really
6 years ago
I only drink on days that end in Y
6 years ago
:(
6 years ago
All those sticky notes on the desk are all of the doctors, lawyers, and Indian chiefs that I deal with on a regular basis every month just from the stroke. And now I'm sure I'll be adding some more.
6 years ago
Sorry toolman :( hang in there. Cheers.
6 years ago
I would drink with you anytime.
6 years ago
Well, it's almost nine, let's go.
6 years ago
i dont think i could hang with tool but i'd damn sure try
6 years ago
youll do it or die trying
6 years ago
i can take a shot of crown,with a chaser....but 4 in a row,i wouldve puked
6 years ago
It's called building up a tolerance. I learned that in DUI class.
6 years ago
My first time drinking in the states the girl at the booze store knew I was a canadian because I was alone but I needed a shopping cart.
6 years ago
and remember, those aren't bar shots either, they're decorative, so they're probably more like three shots a piece, at least two.
6 years ago
they arent THAT much bigger than regular shots i dont think... they just look bigger... we have the same ones and i think we poured in a regular shot and they were almost full... although all our shot glasses are all slightly different size/shape anyway
6 years ago
I'd drink with tooly
6 years ago
If your bar shots are this size, I'm moving to Canada.
6 years ago
If you move to canada I'll give you a job.
6 years ago
I couldn't afford the beer.
6 years ago
Nice shirt man!
6 years ago
Looks familiar does it?
6 years ago
cheers toolman :p
6 years ago
ill take a sip of tea to that
6 years ago
Believe it or not, sometimes this site makes me cope with things. Just times like thios, I don't know what to say.
6 years ago
ironic toolman that you said that about god... that was one of my responses to someone who is religious.. i was like who cares if im wrong about there not being a god.. if there is a god and i ever meet him im going to punch him in the fucking face
6 years ago
hed deserve no less
6 years ago
Seriously, worst argument ever "what if you're wrong and there is a god" my dad died when I was 8 and I lost all religion, I told my minister at the time that if there was a god I hate him, and he's not worth worshipping.
6 years ago
its one of the attempts at a religious person trying to use religious logic.. its better to believe in something make believe just incase its true.. because in their eyes it doesn't harm anything...
in all honesty i dont care what people believe in as long as they dont mind me making fun of people who believe in imaginary creatures

6 years ago
i believe in dragons, we just haven't fund evidence of their existence yet
6 years ago
How can you "choose" to believe something? Pretty sure if there is a God, it's going to know whether or not you're faking it.
6 years ago
further proof there isnt one ;/
6 years ago
God, no god... Fuck off and be a good person, anyway.
6 years ago
Oh smurf funny you mention that. Lately somebody told me I had to be a bad person, since I didn't believe in any god I had no fear of his imaginary friend in heaven. So I would be tempted to do all kinds of evil shit. So I asked him if the only thing that held him back from raping and killing was his fear of god. And then he told me : actually yes. I told him that in that case he was an evil person without a conscious and with no ability what so ever to tell wrong from right by himself, and that for that reason he scared me. He didn't get it .. it's so sad :(
6 years ago
Tell that fucker to look up Albert Fish http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Fish

Child rapist, murder and cannibal who believed that he was supposed to rape and eat children for god, and if it truly wasn't what god wanted him to do, well then he would have stopped him...

"I like children, they are tasty" - A. Fish
6 years ago
I'm more into the Matrix theory,where life is an illusion,and I believe that dragons do exist,Its called the Reptilian race
6 years ago
csb, you should play dragon quest 8. the hero is a dragovian which is a humanoid/dragon hybrid race that can turn into a full dragon form, its sweet. its a super fun game with an exciting story and the bonus dungeon and post endgame content is excellent
6 years ago
hahaha I recommend you check out David Icke and his book on Reptilian Theory
6 years ago
i will chekc out the game DWHILL05
6 years ago
I've said before that the 10 comandments is something that would make life easier if everyone would follow it.
6 years ago
Ever heard that song Blasphemous Rumors by Depeche Mode?

Anyone that wants to test their faith, go work in an ER with a level 1 trauma center in it for a few months. I guarantee you'll look at your "God" a lot differently afterwards.
6 years ago
theres an episode of scrubs about that
6 years ago
It was just on today. I watched both episodes where Lavirn tests Dr. Cox about faith and the dies from a car accident. And yes, I cried.
6 years ago
actually i was talking about the one where turk lost his faith after spending christmas eve night in the ER. but that one was a good one too
6 years ago
Funny thing is out of all the medical shows out there (ER, House, Grey's Anatomy, etc) Scrubs is probably the closest to what it's really like being a physician in a hospital.
6 years ago
the episode that made me cry the most was the one where jordan's brother died, that one totally took me by surprise. my fav episode is the my princess one where cox tells his kid a lotr style bed time story. that was almost the last episode of the series
6 years ago
Tool ... you are right about the 10 commandments I think. Maybe they have to be cleaned up and adapted a little to more modern standards. But you don't have to believe in any god to understand those rules if followed are a good recipe for a peaceful society.
6 years ago
Ow shit another reptilian fan ... great ... As if I didn't loose enough faith in humanity yet :(
6 years ago
Fuck you too buddy
6 years ago
Cheers tooly.
* cuntscab takes a sip of rye and oj *
6 years ago
"Liked" to offset cryass being an asshole.
6 years ago
thats his way of flirting
6 years ago
getting stfu'd by cryax makes me so wet
6 years ago
Hot.
6 years ago
hell yea bitch get wet slut , i love it , i wanna cum on your face . and dick slap you and piss on you
6 years ago
smooth
6 years ago
lol, gross.
6 years ago
lol @ all the stfus CS's comment got
6 years ago
im just being blunt
6 years ago
*desperate
6 years ago
lol @ jrob stfuing dw
6 years ago
jrob knows his stfus gets me super wet too
6 years ago
shhhhh!
6 years ago
I think I'm gonna have to change my pants, the floodgates have been opened!
6 years ago
he makes me wear girls underwear for a week straight so they are good and funky then seal them up in a bag and mail them to him. i feel so dirty
6 years ago
pfft @ "makes me"
6 years ago
Send me a pair next time, dw
6 years ago
If any of you fuck with my girl, you're gonna have to deal with a drunken toolman, and trust me, life doesn't mean that much to me right now.
6 years ago
you'll get em when im finished cunty!
6 years ago
dont worry toolman, i took good care of her for you while you were away... i mean, i uh...
...........
* dwhill05 runs for the door *
6 years ago
He beat me, tool. Kick his ass.
6 years ago
wtf?! ...she asked me to do it!
6 years ago
NO EXCUSES!
Die Mother Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
6 years ago
thats the last time i let her pick the bedroom fantasy >=\
6 years ago
Damnit. Also, did tool just flatline up there?
6 years ago
Hope not...
6 years ago
fuck cutting grass this early, i let the spring flowers grow for a few weeks
6 years ago
we only had 2 days of spring here.. its summer now
6 years ago
that fucking sucks, our winter was so mild this year and we have been enjoying amazing spring weather the last several weeks
6 years ago
...Fuck you both. It -might- hit 50 degrees today.
6 years ago
weekend forecast for here: high 80 low 65, fuck yeah
6 years ago
Not only did I cut the grass, I tilled my garden, pruned my trees, and planted 46 plants in the space that I filled in the retaining wall that I expanded. And today, I replaced a gutter that the fuckheads ruined two years ago when they replaced my shingles.
6 years ago
Geez man, now I feel like I wasted a day lol
6 years ago
a wasted day to me is having to do a bunch of stuff like that
6 years ago
Do you know what the best part of warm weather is? Women in skimpy clothes =D
6 years ago
....I went to the Seattle Art Museum and saw the Gaugain exhibit, had lunch and desert in Seattle with a friend, then stopped off and saw John Carter on the way home.

It wasnt' a good movie, but I was entertained.
6 years ago
Two weeks ago we had snow, now we're wearing shorts.
6 years ago
God damn man. That shit right there will put some hair on your chest.
6 years ago
Well, if you can find me something that will grow my dick that works, let me know so I can drink that too.
6 years ago
Cheers Toolman...
6 years ago
:)
6 years ago
your too lazy to just hold up the bottle and pour shots ! what the fuck !
6 years ago
and real men drink by themselves regardless. id down those shots anytime of the day
6 years ago
I wish you would down a shot of STFU already..
6 years ago
I've drank so much Crown Royal that they gave me this display at the State store. And I was refering to the song, I drink alone you Mexican't
6 years ago
sorry brah . i wasnt making fun of you toolman apologize to me for that anti semitic rant
6 years ago
toolman delivers apologies with his gun
6 years ago
you're an idiot, cyrax
6 years ago
And an anti-Semite? Did I miss something?
6 years ago
just the fact that cryass is an idiot
6 years ago
i was inspired to knock back 2 crown royal black shots when i watched this
6 years ago
* possum rages, and has to go to work now...:( *
6 years ago
theyll never notice possum, go ahead and do it
6 years ago
Wtf is crown royal black? Is it new?
6 years ago
Umm...no
6 years ago
I don't like it, and I don't like the reserve either, but the cask is good as hell.
6 years ago
Maybe its not available here.
6 years ago
more things that you americans like about canada :((((
6 years ago
we should star invading your borders like the mexicans are doing to us
6 years ago
We talked about this last week. We have those attack beavers.
6 years ago
got a couch i can crash on squateface?
6 years ago
those attack beavers cant stop us, lets do it jrob. pick me up on your way by
6 years ago
* cuntscab starts sharpening her teeth *
6 years ago
I've got a whole spare bedroom jrob.
6 years ago
nice
* jrob2020 packs up his 3 screaming kids and nagging girlfriend *
6 years ago
Oooops
6 years ago
* dwhill05 lathers on bacon fat and pizza grease *
6 years ago
Slipped again CS more flowers on the way
6 years ago
Jrob, that extra e is going to stick isnt it.
6 years ago
oh that reminds me...
* dwhill05 goes to his email *
6 years ago
yes it is squateface,yes it is
6 years ago
I don't know why but cuntscab sharpening her teeth kind of turned me on.
6 years ago
how hard is it working under a patio possum? really?
6 years ago
RIP fugs =(
6 years ago
yeah , where the hell did he amble off to?
6 years ago
I drink my four craft beers twice a week and let it go at that.
6 years ago
*repost, fourteen, lame pics
6 years ago
if the reposts are so lame, why were the preposts here to be reposted?
6 years ago
i need a coke now...
6 years ago
Cheers Toolman, I would have a drink with you anytime,I see you are having a tough time,keep your chin up mate! Good wishes from the UK!
6 years ago
I'll try
6 years ago
Nothing said about the box of VCR tapes or the box of 380 shells sitting on the CD tower, you guys are slipping. I guess sometimes I do this shit to let out how I feel but yet sometimes I need to hear bonu tell me I need to die to set things into perspective to get me off myself in order to get back to the things that are more important. I'm sorry that I burdon my shitty life on you but when I drink, I need to open up sometimes, or punch something and I don't think my hand can take anymore.
6 years ago
let it all out man... you'll feel better in the morning.

scratch that.. sounds like you're not gonna feel that great after all
6 years ago
Bonobo's been banned.
6 years ago
Take another shot man...the only burdon is not letting it out....there are ppl the care about u here n if u dont tell them or hint they wont know or bother....i do shit like this all the time...but its the only way i know...n it helps....so keep doin it.....n i know how u feel about punching "god" in the face...that arregant, selfish asshole!!!!...
6 years ago
Dude you remind me of Jack Burton in big trouble in little china. Badass.
6 years ago
i love the vibe of the toolman videos tho, keep doing simple shit like this . and i find it entertaining.
6 years ago
A toast of jameson to ya toolman hang in there brother
6 years ago
If you ever make it to Northern Illinois I'll drink with you. I'll be having Tennessee whiskey, though. Or maybe some Booker's, Kentucky is close enough.
6 years ago
best part of living in ky, tons of access to different booze
6 years ago
Nothing but love for ya, toolman.
6 years ago
so u fuckers did the avatar shirt thing that i suggested like 4 yrs ago!!!...wtf i want a hoodie wit my avi on it...!!!!
6 years ago
No, no they didn't. Tool is just a big Zappa fan
6 years ago
hey dw,im bout to email you something to forward to tool,i dontget the toolmail :(
6 years ago
ohw shit,disregard the email i didnt look at tools avy
6 years ago
ohw shit undisregard the email didnt realize his avy wasnt the gif,(im still tipsy from last night)
6 years ago
Lol you sure now..
6 years ago
i dont even know anymore :(
6 years ago
lol, i dont have his email either, i used to have him on msn but that was years ago
6 years ago
well,fuck
6 years ago
best of luck with all of those doctors toolman may they give you nothing but good news from here on out
6 years ago
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