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Baby Maker

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by thatdude420

submitted March 15th 2012

47 comments
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Baby Maker
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this is awesome!
5 years ago
agreed
5 years ago
agreed
5 years ago
Does she have a tiny wiener up there?
5 years ago
its called a clit jenbirdy, a large one at that...
5 years ago
My clit doesn't flop around outside of my lips, Im sayin' this looks more like a penis...
5 years ago
Pics or it didn't happen !
5 years ago
just cause you have normal sized clit with a long hood over it doesnt mean that some girls cant have a big clit that flops around
5 years ago
They can, and I'll call it a wanna be penis-
5 years ago
no, its called a clenis
5 years ago
What about penoris? Is that an acceptable answer?
5 years ago
Do you like it when your clit is lightly pinched and rolled under the hood? Some women can't tolerate that much stimulation....
5 years ago
i like to suck it into my mouth and beat it rapidly with my tongue. this usually makes em flop around so you gotta wrap your hands around the base of their legs and hold on tight
5 years ago
I'm with you deedubya but you have to work up to that with most.
5 years ago
well yeah, you dont go straight for the clit. you work your way all the way around the body first to build up suspense but when you do get there you gotta really dig in, dont be a pussy about it. if she aint flopping around and screaming then you arent doing it right
5 years ago
Oh please, you boys keep going, I love to hear the difference in techniques...
5 years ago
ok...my full out want to make her flop off the bed and summon god technique whilst servicing the kitty up close and personal is index and middle finger inserted so the under side of my fingers are facing up rubbing on the rough patch on the roof while my thumb pushes under the clit sort of half on it leaving space for my tongue to swirl and my teeth to nibble.
5 years ago
oh and a finger up the ass if that is what makes her purr
5 years ago
I can see you guys watch ALOT of porn lmao
5 years ago
fuck man....had to learn that shit somewhere
5 years ago
if you learn how to lick pussy from porn than your woman is gonna be highly disappointed. they usually spend a whole 90 seconds down there and barely touch it. while the bitch sucks cock for a solid 10 mins
5 years ago
It takes years of disappointment to learn...
5 years ago
i wouldnt say years, i learn my way around a cooter pretty quickly. it helped having a slutty girlfriend that let me stick my hands up her shorts every time we were alone
5 years ago
right.... like these guys actually get laid? ...puleez!
5 years ago
You never answered my question Jen.
5 years ago
and the noob pegs it
5 years ago
holy shit noob, that is a little much on the punctuation.
5 years ago
the answer to your question, magawd, is that she will learn to like it
5 years ago
This is just plain sad.
5 years ago
Exactly. Men never do it right, so they just shouldn't bother
5 years ago
figure they were just trying to overexaggerate the clit, wouldn't see it at all if it didn't surpass the lips, and we wanna know it's there
5 years ago
maybe you shouldn't be stuck up cunts and date losers?
5 years ago
Since when am I a stuck up cunt? Just because I'd rather suck yours than you lick mine doesn't make me stuck up
5 years ago
Glad to see I'm not the only one with that perspective, toast.
5 years ago
See they have no idea what they're talking about! Just let us lick it then you can stick it
5 years ago
Huh... I've been told I do it right.

Then again, with my hands and tongue I really don't have much of a choice in the matter.
5 years ago
Yeah all guys say that and then it's usually followed up by "come 'ere honey and I'll show you" ...
5 years ago
You have to be versatile and have different techniques, because all women are different.
5 years ago
Yeah, hit her in the shitter, treat her like a critter, is the cheat code for the difference.
5 years ago
I don't quite understand that ... at first I was like oh it rhymes but yeah it doesn't even do that
5 years ago
I have been told I am good at it by more than one woman. If you don't like it that is your problem and your problem alone.
5 years ago
We're not all the same.
5 years ago
Thank god for that, I love variety.
5 years ago
there is no point in even trying to please women who already have their mind made up that no man is worthy of pleasing them, just keep on walking guys
5 years ago
It's pretty hard to fuck up eating snatch, but I've had one or two guys make me want to just put my clothes back on and go, one liked to dO these long slow licks like it was a Popsicle. The other used too much teeth.
5 years ago
lol
5 years ago
Welfare factory.
5 years ago
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