points: 39

Looks Like A Sausage

NSFW

Tube full of meat.

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by BauneeLove

submitted March 15th 2012

76 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
Looks Like A Sausage
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comments (76)
*cues up 'Lick my love pump'
5 years ago
does using a pump in the end actually make ur penis larger? ya know without having to use the pump any longer?
5 years ago
no, it just fills it with blood for a few mins in hopes that is long enough for you to get off before it goes limp again
5 years ago
lushrimbaugh has a small penis and is ashamed about it
5 years ago
lush is here for penis-enlargement advice only
5 years ago
that shit really does work then
5 years ago
So round, so firm, so fully packed.
5 years ago
now somebody poke it with something sharp so we can see some montey python blood spray
5 years ago
If by works you mean while the tube is on and potentioally causing lasting damage then ya, it works.
5 years ago
thats a mighty fine looking penis
5 years ago
i can almost feel your love and awe
5 years ago
Yeah, I'm kind of jealous.
5 years ago
I would wear a speedo or spandex pants every day if I was packing that I got fucked I'm hung like an ant
5 years ago
Pics, please. And don't forget the sign.
5 years ago
ignore vomit and hide out for a few weeks til everyone forgets about this
5 years ago
Stay out of this, dw. I just want something to feel better about myself.
5 years ago
I got it pierced so my wife could wave a magnet over it to find it
5 years ago
Penis pics are always welcome, siding with vomit
5 years ago
oh boy oh boy wecome to MS, mr Brosnan
5 years ago
I'll put one up eventually
5 years ago
Why not now? We're all here.
5 years ago
* possum re-evaluates my old buddy vomit now *
5 years ago
Hey, I'm just trying to keep with mucho standards here.
* Vomitcircus winks at possum *
5 years ago
eeeeeeeeeeee
5 years ago
* smerf saunters into the thread, reads it and saunters back out. *
5 years ago
stop this sauntering immediately!
5 years ago
* smerf saunters suggestively. *
5 years ago
after being in chat for 20 minutes, that doesnt do anything for me at all...
5 years ago
this was the best thread of the night
5 years ago
fucking lol at saunters
5 years ago
my fucking word, I'd be afraid that I'd detryo me penis sensitivity in the process. I'd Rather be Large average.
5 years ago
domo obligato mr detroyo
5 years ago
do itashi ma-shite
5 years ago
When a woman views my penis for the first time, i can see her struggling to hide the look of disappointment. After i'm fully erect, i begin to rub the tip of my cock on her clit, teasing her just before i slip it in. At this time i can see the caption bubble beginning to form over the top of her head... " lets just get this over with, i need to get my nails done" ... Thats when i whisper into her ear... " are you ready?? " and i immediately change course, and shove it in her ass.

"not so small now, is it bitch."... then i begin to punch her in the back of the head and ride her like a bull.

we don't normally have a follow-up date, and in some cases restraining orders are issued.
5 years ago
As long as you have a tonue, and a taste for pussy you're all set
5 years ago
tonue*
5 years ago
oh boy
5 years ago
/me googles tonue
5 years ago
I may be rather fucking drunk.
5 years ago
thatta boy
5 years ago
My my KKK, what a romantic you are-
5 years ago
MD is exactly right, get her off good enough with your mouth and she won't know or care what you do afterwards
5 years ago
My only rule: Always give her a good time. If she doesn't orgasm, you haven't been doing it right.
5 years ago
And thats why i don my scuba gear, even tho i am long enough to reach thru the missus' folds
5 years ago
Gorley!!!
5 years ago
Yes? Squatty?
5 years ago
another relic, nice
5 years ago
Hi. I just like saying your name.
5 years ago
hows the wifey doing gorley?
5 years ago
still wont do a bhole pic...yet i'm still bugging her about it tho...her cousin said definitely NOT...otherwise everyones good here
5 years ago
keep up the good fight my man!
5 years ago
fite da powah!
5 years ago
the strange thing is...we were watching Southland and she thought it was a great idea to have a website with a bathroom cam...i said, but you wont even do a bhole for Mucho...WTF so I planted the seed LOL
5 years ago
ohw noes :(
5 years ago
You're gonna be all you can be, or you're not gonna be all you can be, and this helps you be all you can be. *grins*
5 years ago
dude. get some pro - you know you want to
5 years ago
Seriously, you're an architect, fer chrissakes. You can afford it.
5 years ago
This is true, but an animated avatar and orange writing isn't enticing enough. You guys convince a mucho lady to post pits with my name written on them, I'll buy the cheap pro (one for her too if she doesn't already have it). I'll continue to do this month to month with each set of new pits posted.
5 years ago
* Vomitcircus gets to work *
5 years ago
Well the idea is to help out yak and deja, not really about orange writing dumb shit.
5 years ago
psst - mr brady - you also gets double up or downvotes, an the magical ability to see who is up or down voting yer subs...also there is is more good stuff (supposedly) on the way

* possum glances in yaks general erection *
5 years ago
Mr-Brady - Shaved or hairy?
5 years ago
Oh I see, this is a charity case. I'll just stick with my usual ones then. Thanks anyway.
5 years ago
Shaved or stubbly. You know any hairy mucho ladies?
5 years ago
Get in chat.
5 years ago
me?
5 years ago
Both of you. Toast has expressed interest.
5 years ago
Trying. "please wait"
5 years ago
It's gotta be submitted though to the actual website for everyone to enjoy. See how charitable I am.
5 years ago
see- brady's right...all this chat shit is garbage - pit up or shut up
5 years ago
wait, non pro users can't see who is voting for what?
5 years ago
I could see that stuff before I went pro.
5 years ago
really? didnt used to be that way
5 years ago
poor guy I bet he cant find any women who would want that in them
5 years ago
that's what guys with small dicks say.
5 years ago
Think hes jus got lil hands.
5 years ago
recover password
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