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another WalMart moment

let me explain.. A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies. 'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife. Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price....' HUSBAND DOWN, AISLE 7 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by StickyBeets

submitted March 14th 2012

33 comments
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another WalMart moment
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typical...
5 years ago
bring on the down votes...
5 years ago
what?
5 years ago
can i down vote myself?...
5 years ago
sure
5 years ago
you can kill youreself too. think about it
5 years ago
You won't be missed.
5 years ago
A pint of rum would not make this funny.
5 years ago
planking is stupid
5 years ago
its not planking if the person has been knocked out...
5 years ago
Take this weak ass material to the retirement home, you unfunny douche..
5 years ago
why is it always the non-PRO jackoffs with the butthole comments?...
5 years ago
you are really wondering that :(
5 years ago
yeah, most of them expect Squidley..i even thought about buying a year or life PRO for Squid, just because he's a good guy...
5 years ago
you must be retarded
5 years ago
just because u have a pro tag doesnt mean u can post retarded shit and get respect for it
5 years ago
its not that damn bad,not good either but ive seen worse than this in the last couple of days
5 years ago
Just look at some of mine. You take the highs with the lows. If you post something that sucks( which is most of the time) get ready for the onslaught of abuse. Feed off it and give as good as you get...
5 years ago
or just let the hate fester deep inside untill you have a mucho meltdown™
5 years ago
And you become a post all by yourself, with a load of decapitated bodies of the passengers that were on the bus you caught to go to the sex shop to buy a arm length fist dildo to jam up your ass....lol
5 years ago
what?
5 years ago
Read it again jrob and use your words like you should.
5 years ago
I don't get it..is it funny? Would it be funnier if a suck about a thousand dicks first? 'cos I don't really feel comfortable with that..
5 years ago
if you're gonna suck a thousand dicks dont forget to video it and post it here
5 years ago
wait, you're going to suck a thousand more dicks than you've already sucked, or a thousand dicks lifetime total?
5 years ago
i thought they meant a thousand dicks in one sitting
5 years ago
should've just captioned this one a man with one less dick to suck.
5 years ago
Old joke, but good picture partnering.
5 years ago
upvote for the joke and pic combo
5 years ago
That is not the aisle where they keep that stuff......
5 years ago
Downvote because this is not Walmart.
5 years ago
5 submissions in 7 years and this is what you were waiting for as number 6?
5 years ago
i've been sick...
5 years ago
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