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Oh those silly christians

the summary on Amazon.com reads-Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles? is a Bible based book for Christian parents who by lack of faith can't afford to send their children to a decent Christian school. Their precious youngsters are infected by the secular filth and lies being taught by unsaved teachers in America's public school system. The book teaches parents how to easily explain to their children that Easter (as it is celebrated by the Unsaved) has absolutely nothing to do with Jesus Christ but is actually a holiday celebrating lewd and sexually explicit pagan rituals of fertility.

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by DoomKittyJ

submitted March 13th 2012

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Oh those silly christians
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i fell out of my chair laughing at this...
5 years ago
I would hate to see what happens when you see something that's actually funny.
5 years ago
Well, I don't think I'll be participating in hiding Lucifer's testicles this year :/
5 years ago
just the juggling part?
5 years ago
I like the lucifer testicals filled with chocolate malt balls
5 years ago
*testicles - fu iPhone
5 years ago
Be thankful for what you have, there are poor people in Alabama who can't afford iPhones...
5 years ago
get a real phone
5 years ago
the enormous popularity of toy electronics made by apple proves that the world is full of people who have more money than they have sense
5 years ago
That's really my only complaint and to be honest my husband has the samsung nexxus suck my balls or something like that, and I hate the shit out of it, I know everyone loves swipe, but I hate it, If only my iphone wasn't so pretentious.....
5 years ago
asking apple to not be pretentious is like asking fries to not comment first on a penis post
5 years ago
maybe i want to play with lucifers testicles....
5 years ago
I'm sure youd like to do that with some guy.
5 years ago
the devil is a guy
5 years ago
well damn, i searched for Lucifer's Testicles and didnt find anything, sorry for the repost!
5 years ago
show us some titty milk and we'll forget all about it
5 years ago
oh i see what happened, there were no tags on the first post so i had no chance in hell of figuring out that it was a repost since there is no way i would have serached that far back :P
as far as boobies go they dont really leak on demand... actually they usually leak at the most inconvenent of times so that maybe a harder feat to acomplish than you think... i'll see what i can do though
5 years ago
seeing as how all christian holidays are 'borrowed' anyway, all of the major holidays fall on or around old pagan festivals
5 years ago
I like cadburys creme filled devils testicles.
5 years ago
find them along side Devil's Food Cupcakes in bakery at Walmart™...
5 years ago
Yea fuck! A couple thousand years ago that jesus fella comes around and now all the good pagan holidays are all fucked up!
5 years ago
Oh bollocks.....
3 years ago
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2 years ago
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