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by Sealbasher

submitted March 10th 2012

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thats a strange asshole o.0
6 years ago
so, still haven't actually seen a girl naked?
6 years ago
tze....more than you
6 years ago
your mom doesn't count
6 years ago
well...um...fuck you!
6 years ago
Looks like a moray eel
6 years ago
Damn you, Guile's Theme.
6 years ago
* Vomitcircus combs hair. *
6 years ago
all sorts of win happening lately.
6 years ago
I'm conflited. Do I fuck it,or do I kill it with fire? I can't decide.
6 years ago
you lick it.
3 years ago
If you're jen, you repost it.
3 years ago
He's swept the competition
3 years ago
Good boy, sport.
3 years ago
A good dog follows its master everywhere. And you have followed me so well.
3 years ago
If he whines about me once more today, we might need to create a new level butthurt accomplishment.
3 years ago
what's up with you liking your bullshit all the time, broseph?
3 years ago
How about you never, ever try to cry to anyone about searching ever again? Hmmm? I hope your baby is blind or dead.
3 years ago
he learned it from you, Cockbuzz Macroddington
3 years ago
Not your baby punky
3 years ago
punky is sterile anyways....

all his swimmers got electrocuted
3 years ago
hmmm. I don't remember teaching him that at all.
3 years ago
Maximum level achieved
3 years ago
Yours are probably sterile too from all of that nazi mustard gas.
3 years ago
Oh I see. So, you reposted on purpose so that I would be, how you say, "butthurt". Ok.
3 years ago
woah, hardcore pwn, dudebro!
3 years ago
so fresh
3 years ago
Since absolutely nobody on this site ,except for punky, likes rollofagassi, he has to like his own shit comments to try and make himself look cool.
3 years ago
If jen's baby ends up fucked up in some way or dead, do you think she will ever tell us?
3 years ago
if she's OG mucho, she'll post it
3 years ago
then send it to sports so he can lick it
3 years ago
Hi, Sporty. 8)
3 years ago
or to aka so he can....

*DONT GO THERE SEAGS*
3 years ago
Um yeah sport, you like totally get me. Now over here, boy. That's it. Hit the button! Gooood boy!
3 years ago
It's almost more depressing than him trailing around sucking tr's nuts
3 years ago
OG would mean giving a preview of said baby container
3 years ago
was that at me, Jen? 8(
3 years ago
lol
3 years ago
If jen's baby dies and she posts a pic, I will shave my head and sun it. Jus' sayin'.
3 years ago
Why wait, just post some preggo cunt pics, idgaf if that kid lives or not
3 years ago
No punky, you're just slightly less pitiful. Congrats.
3 years ago
thanks?
3 years ago
Hell, I'd even let sporty suck my cock like he's wanted to for over a year.
3 years ago
Gay much
3 years ago
Not really. Did that sound gay?
3 years ago
Does yak give a shit about Mucho?
3 years ago
Does Mucho guve a shit about yak?
3 years ago
*guava
3 years ago
We aren't bonding here
Carry on whining
3 years ago
Dang.
3 years ago
So anyways... How's the whole titless thing going?
3 years ago
Hurry sport!
3 years ago
I love dirty girl feet
3 years ago
am I the only one that noticed the gorilla face?
3 years ago
Shut up you monkey!!!!!
3 years ago
YOU
3 years ago
i just assembled THE most epic sammich of all times!!

it's still in the press, but i should really take some pics to make you guys all jelly...
3 years ago
Yeah dude, that is pretty epic. Definitely not something you'd find at Subway.
3 years ago
well, you only saw the in-progress.... just wait til that sucker is properly pressed and rested.

one fine day i will buy a real sammich press, but til then a cutting board and two 5 kilo boxes of comic books will have to make do.
3 years ago
Looks like a nice Santoku-style knife, too. All of mine are Wusthof now.
3 years ago
We invented sandwichs
3 years ago
No you didn't. You invented the word.
3 years ago
So lord sandwich just invented the name
3 years ago
well, it's a decent knife for the price.... but nothing fancy or expensive at all. and here's the part you'll LOVE: it's IKEA!

and yes, wüsthof and Zwilling are prolly the best knife-makers in the world if you dont wanna fiddle around with corrosion on carbon steel or exotic asian shapes. wish i could afford a nice zwilling set.
3 years ago
I wonder what he was called before....
3 years ago
lord douchton-scraggletooth?
3 years ago
The ancient Jewish sage Hillel the Elder is said to have wrapped meat from the Paschal lamb and bitter herbs between two pieces of old-fashioned soft matzah hundreds of years before The Earl was even born, fries.
3 years ago
Plus my relatives in San Marino were doing the same thing at about the same time in history.
3 years ago
Thats no sandwich
3 years ago
Not one I would eat, but that's all the guy had, so he made due.
3 years ago
fries, the shit you get served all over the UK is not sammiches either
3 years ago
Not that you would know, or anything lol
3 years ago
How about you both fuck....
3 years ago
...off
3 years ago
We don't swing that way. We know you need people for F.A.P.S. fries, but we're not interested.
3 years ago
If youre not eating the thing we invented then its not a sandwich
3 years ago
"We?" I think you mean "he."
3 years ago
And again, it's just a namesake.
3 years ago
* Mako waits for fries to Google "namesake." *
3 years ago
I googles 'sandwich'
3 years ago
But i already knew who invented the sandwich
3 years ago
You know the word "namesake" but not the actual of a sandwich. Wow.
3 years ago
*origin of
3 years ago
Please excuse me, I was on a POS Kindle for a minute.
3 years ago
What does 'eponymous' mean ...
3 years ago
Shut up, fries. You lost the argument.
3 years ago
Bollocks...
3 years ago
We invented chicken tikka masala
3 years ago
It's like watching the house of commons on CSPAN: "SHITE! BOLLOCKS! HEAR HEAR!"
3 years ago
fries, the good gambling addicted lord would've had a heart attack if he got served what i constructed tonight...
3 years ago
I dont lose arguments ... i accept that sometimes its better to let people think they got the better
3 years ago
That's for damn sure, bird.
3 years ago
Oh, fries. You're always good for a laugh.
3 years ago
ten more minutes, then im gonna unwrap it....

feels like xmas all over again!!
3 years ago
Its callwd 'emotional intelligence'
3 years ago
twss bird.
3 years ago
not eating anything all day, then making something amazing and waiting for it to be done is one of the nicest anticipation-y pleasures in the world
3 years ago
i should put on ravel's bolero while eating...
3 years ago
Dont forget to invent a name forvit
3 years ago
For it
3 years ago
Forvit...that's what we'll call it!
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/E5qbOwr.jpg

fresh ciabatta, feta cream, romaine lettuce, parma ham, mozzarella, sun-dried tomatoes, coppa, salami milanese, prosciutto cotto, sliced cucumber, parma cheese and home-made honey-vinegar dressing infused with "pain is good" hot sauce.

we'll call it the "italian stallion"

like sly's porn movie.
3 years ago
That, looks delicious.
3 years ago
Fuckin killing me over here. Bet is smells so good.
3 years ago
*it smells..."is only smellz"
3 years ago
one of the perks of losing WWII was all them italian migrant workers coming here..... and then opening supermarkets so they could eat their own food.

imma let that fucker breathe for a sec and then it's of to nom-town!
3 years ago
is only smellz = best best comment of the week right there....
3 years ago
Sounds like what happened in Brooklyn after WW2
3 years ago
which sub was that on nix?
3 years ago
yeah, you got me alright.....

DINNER POSTPONED!!
3 years ago
Lol I meant I had the link for ya. I wouldn't let anything keep me from a sandwich like the one you made.
3 years ago
its amazing.... so dense, you have to chew every bite forever to really get all the flavours.
3 years ago
Oh yeah, that's not something you wolf right down. You gotta savor that.
3 years ago
Twss
3 years ago
Don't tease me
3 years ago
unsurprisingly, i was not able to finish it....

ah well, guess that settles the breakfast question.
3 years ago
If it was unsurprising, why was there ever a breakfast question?
3 years ago
Steven has 99 problems an breakfast ain't one.
3 years ago
isnt there always a breakfast question?
3 years ago
If you havin' breakfast problems, I feel bad for you, son.
3 years ago
what more can i eat?
3 years ago
Idk, bird. Why not finish the sandwich in a bit?
3 years ago
i was running with you jay-z theme there
3 years ago
Oh! Sorry.
3 years ago
Can
* Mako get an encore, do ya want more? *
3 years ago
Well, I fucked it all up now, didn't I?
3 years ago
no man,

i got some 'wich on my table could you brush it off for me?
3 years ago
Now hand over that sandwich.
3 years ago
You gotta kick, sand, wich off your shoulder.
3 years ago
* Mako starts wearing sandwiches on his shoulders. I got your fancy summer collection right here, Isaac Mizrahi! *
3 years ago
went to the store, got some meats, assembled a 'wich like i wanted,
but once i was done eating bitch was bloating my front-end
3 years ago
Jay-Z is actually a really soft-spoken kind of guy, I still don't know how he could tolerate Kanye West.
3 years ago
Oh, and not Jay-Z, but a lyric by his wife: Fill up the pita pocket bout halfway and cut it on my cutting board...cutting board...made of high-end wood, made of high-end wood...
3 years ago
cuz apart from the all the ego and the kardashian bitch and the bullshit he really is one of the most gifted producers around.

and they've worked together for a long time, so i kinda suspect (hope) that he leaves the jesus pants at home when he goes off to work with mr. carter
3 years ago
I still like seeing him at the Brooklyn Nets home games, even though they suck so bad :(
3 years ago
and if the result is sheer genius like "niggers in paris" or "church in the wild" i'm guessing you're willing to make some sacrifices
3 years ago
Yeah, niggas in paris is definitely a crossover hit. Everybody knows that song now.
3 years ago
just listen to "big brother" from kanyes graduation album, guess that says a lot bout their relationship
3 years ago
well, killed the site!

guess i can go play more vidya gamez now!
3 years ago
Sorry, I'm watching Brooklyn/D.C. game
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/VNdmIZJ.jpg
3 years ago
I want that shirt.
3 years ago
would be perfect for someone as far removed from sports as me...

in other news: fucking shovel knight is breaking my soul.it's not even that difficult, like mega man 2 lvl maybe, but somehow i just won't get a feel for the game.... also the 360 controller just sucks for 2d games.i need a proper 4 way d-pad, not this coolie hat disc bullshit that gets passed of for a d-pad nowadays. those won't even blister your thumbs properly!
3 years ago
First world problems FTW!
3 years ago
listen, guy, game pads are serious business!!
3 years ago
Shoulder pads are where its at!

* Sprinkles combs his luxuriously long mullet *
3 years ago
This looks a lot like the insides of my own anus.
2 years ago
look out seal, you've got puma sub-stalking you now
2 years ago
recover password
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