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You Might Be A Muslim

If you wipe your butt with your bare hand and think that bacon is unclean...

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by toolman961

submitted March 6th 2012

48 comments
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You Might Be A Muslim
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We got the news today and my wife has cancer, and she's dead set against kimo therapy.
1 year ago
Damn dude...sorry to hear that :(
1 year ago
damn that sucks,keep your head up tool
1 year ago
Is that not basically a death sentence?
1 year ago
Sorry to hear the bad news. What type of cancer does she have? Why won't she go through chemo?

I had cancer back in '07. Fortunately all I needed was surgery (no chemo follow-up).
1 year ago
Toolman, I'm sorry.
1 year ago
Wow... Shit, I'm sorry man, regretting not looking at this earlier.... If she's dead set against chemo please watch the film the gerson miracle, it's about juicing, it will at least help with pain, but many have been cured!!!
1 year ago
really sorry tool.
1 year ago
Sorry tool :(
1 year ago
i know that feel, bro
1 year ago
Sorry to hear that Tool
1 year ago
why is she refusing chemo..........
i dont get you guys.......
1 year ago
Tooly, sorry to hear. I'll be in Pitt tomorrow night if you want to chat. Email me. kirk@muchosucko.com or the other one you use for your smut-mail...you sicko.
1 year ago
Sorry Toolman.
1 year ago
get her to start making meth and sell it
1 year ago
what?
1 year ago
^breaking bad reference
that's fucking rough toolman..complete stranger here, but hang in there. one day at a time
1 year ago
<3 lots of love, i'm sorry for your troubles :(
1 year ago
Sorry toolman. Shit.
1 year ago
Shit, son... No radiation or surgery, either?
1 year ago
wait - what kind of cancer, tool?
1 year ago
Been there with my mother...
Hang in there, tool, you've got the best bunch of assholes in the world behind you.
1 year ago
There are alternatives. As jenbirdy said juicing is a good possibility, and I've heard that a microbiotic diet, or a raw vegan diet has mostly the same effect. (Watch Forks over Knives as well.) Also, google miracle mineral solution and read up on it. It's extremely controversial and banned in some countries, but worth at least looking into if she refuses other treatments.
1 year ago
:( strenght from Belgium
1 year ago
Brave woman you have there tool, you are blessed to have her. I hope the remainder of her trip is a smooth one brother.
1 year ago
Jesus, tool. I'm so sorry to hear that. She's obviously a very strong woman, so I wouldn't be surprised if she manages to pull through this. Just try to stay positive.
1 year ago
miracle mineral solution?

Seriously?

You fucking idiot, I wish you had cancer instead of tools wife.
1 year ago
FYI, I'm 100% serious.

Promoting shit like that, you piece of shit.
1 year ago
Well, what information do you have on it? Share with the group.
1 year ago
I'll wait while you consult wikipedia
1 year ago
zeke is right, there have been many different "CURES" for cancer discovered and looked over because they do not make anyone money.... Juicing does not make anyone money, there is a Dr. here in texas who has patented a gene therapy that cures brain cancer in children that before his treatment had a 0% survival rate ZERO FUCKING PERECENT, and with his treatment they survive up to 30% of the time, and most of the ones who die do because the conventional treatment for it melts their fucking brains, some are CANCER FREE upon autopsy, if you you want to get really upset with our government and the healthcare field watch BURZNSKI MOVIEhttp://www.burzynskiclinic.com
1 year ago
Well, the miracle mineral solution is controversial, but since oj called me a piece of shit I'd like to here his argument against it. But yeah, I think I'm in love with you Jenbirdy.
1 year ago
Oranjeboom's too busy going around telling people how superiorly intelligent he is to them to answer my question. Look into it Toolman as a last resort.
1 year ago
Desperate ignorant fools.
1 year ago
No, seriously, tell me some stats on it. Please.
1 year ago
Freak
1 year ago
If there's a better time to be desperate I'd like to hear it. And it's never a good idea to talk about something you have no idea of. If you had looked into alternative cancer therapies you'd understand better what a money making machine the cancer industry is, if you think I'm being paranoid I say you're ignorant and closed minded. The truth is conventional medicine does not cure cancer, it makes money on the sick and dying. PERIOD
1 year ago
The truth is Toolman, you should look into juicing and microbiotic diets and discuss it with your wife. If all other treatments are out of the question, look into mms.
1 year ago
Zeek, as much as you preach about healthy eating/living, try doing it. Practice what you preach.

How was beer #49 today?
1 year ago
I'm on beer 12, and I have done it before. It kinda sucks, but you feel a lot better. Still, there's a huge difference in a life or death situation.
1 year ago
And I didn't even eat very healthy back then...
1 year ago
I've juiced before, and we still do on occasion, it's not some kind of hippy pseudo science, the parmaceutical companies work to patent what nature already did long ago-
1 year ago
WOW muchofags have feelings while they and you spew piss on everyone around you... congrats now you can get a job fatass. hope its contagious asshat. you and all your buttfags here deserve the same.
1 year ago
I just drop acid and Look at food, I wont eat for 18 hours after.
1 year ago
My condolences to you both. Take care of her, and yourself.
1 year ago
my sister inlaw had cancer was told she had only a few months to live and she tried this.

Thoughts are with you
1 year ago
Sorry to hear the bombshell news Tool. My thoughts are with you and the missus.
1 year ago
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