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whos a comedian

anyone else have some jokes

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by drumrave

submitted March 5th 2012

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a virgin bloody mary. The bartender asks, "You sure you don't want just a splash of vodka?" The horse replies, "Neigh, I'm trying to quit."
6 years ago
A masochist walks up to the sadist bartender and says, "Please, hurt me."

The sadist bartender thinks for a second, and replies, "No."
6 years ago
Jrob mad cause he ain't got no jokes
6 years ago
knock knock
6 years ago
KNOCK KNOCK
6 years ago
* DushanMandik doesn't answer the door and hides from potential Jehovah witnesses *
6 years ago
* jrob2020 kicks the door down and annally rapes dush untill blood is leaking from his anal cavity *
6 years ago
Well, at least you didn't try to give me a free Bible :/
6 years ago
fine. . . who's there, asshole!
6 years ago
you don't have to ask your asshole, just look over your shoulder
6 years ago
A priest, a rabbi, and a talking duck walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and asks "Is this some kind of joke?"
6 years ago
recover password
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