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yahoo answers "the toothbrush"

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by kukluxknievel

submitted March 5th 2012

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Herpes is a complex virus. Considering herpes was discovered in January of 1825, this would make the virus fall under the astrological sign of the Capricorn. As we all know, Capricorns are extremely stubborn, and refuse to play by the rules. Most viruses can not live outside the host for a few minutes, but the Herpes virus sets up camp. Millions of tiny micro organisms working as a team to provide warmth and shelter, to insure the survival of their race. tooth brushes provide the required shelter needed for such a virus to live. The virus will use the bristles as tent posts, and a place to harness their tiny generator. The generator will power the portable heaters that are used to keep living conditions at a stable 98.7 degrees. So the answer to your question is, yes you can contract herpes from an electric tooth brush once inserted into your vagina. If you would have used the toothbrush inside your anus, that would of been a completely different story. i digress.... i would make an appointment with your doctor as soon as possible

yours truly, KKK
6 years ago
thats not how you answer a question on yahoo
6 years ago
Why the fuck are you even online right now??? shouldn't you be making sure you wife isn't eating all the cupcakes?
6 years ago
So, what exactly are you saying about us capricorns?
6 years ago
they are stupid.
6 years ago
I don't think that's what he was saying...
6 years ago
Don't listen to Oster. He's got a toothbrush in his vagina.
6 years ago
thats way to long to read idiot
6 years ago
There come a point in ones life where you just might want to step away...
6 years ago
fuck off, homo
6 years ago
* Bono reads up *


kkk takes things so personal-like.
6 years ago
keep on casting your lines.
6 years ago
keep on replying
6 years ago
Touche
6 years ago
Thats what this is....
6 years ago
you gonna make an appointment?
6 years ago
Somebody knock me down a peg.
6 years ago
No takers?

Fucking cowards.

Bono is better than all of the following. (In no particular order, sorry if you're forgotten, doesn't mean you aren't inferior.)

---

Kirk
Drumrave
Possum
Toolman
Claude
KKK
Zeke
Claude
Jrob
Dushan
Oster
Fluffer
Tr_willk
Yak
Conky
Deja
Claude
Smerf
Pedrobeara
Whirlingdurbish
Candiru
Cuntscab
Dik
Sporty
Claude
Morph
Plantshit
Whunu
Thatdude420
TheFunk
Squidley
Claude

etc.

If you don't see your name on this list, please just assume I'm better than you.

I will make a special exception for Fluffer, on whom I have a huge crush, and for OJ, who is always the classiest person in whatever thread he chooses to post.
6 years ago
Fluffer = Frenemy
6 years ago
Oh, fuck it.
6 years ago
Marry me.
6 years ago
oh boy, here we go. insert herewegojimcarrey.jpeg
6 years ago
Why hello my stupid friend!
6 years ago
Are you here to take me down a peg like I asked?

Or are you just moaning like cowards do?
6 years ago
I've given this some serious in-depth thought.

I'd definitely fuck you.
6 years ago
<-- Nice guys finish last
6 years ago
Yes well, stop being friendly. It's less of a turn on.
6 years ago
Does any of this thread look friendly to you?
6 years ago
It's "I'm better than you all except the girl who wants to fuck and the guy who isn't a dumbass."
6 years ago
The 'fuck it, marry me' fell into the category quite well. Plus my vivid 'exception' from your conceited ploy for dictatorship.
6 years ago
but you put me on the list?
6 years ago
take one of the pegs out of your ass if you want to knocked down a peg bono lol
6 years ago
and how did you that many in there
6 years ago
J/K
6 years ago
my average sized penis > bono
6 years ago
also claude is on that list 5 times
6 years ago
I like how he left out yak and deja :P
6 years ago
jeah im not on the list
* Sealbasher is better than bono or at least even : ) *
6 years ago
Dush: YAK is on the list
6 years ago
I'm just waiting for Bono to make my new avi ...
6 years ago
what i find interesting is the order of names...
6 years ago
KKK: DEJA is too
6 years ago
toast : i'll make you an toaster gif with white dicks goin in, and black dicks comin out.
6 years ago
me being 2nd on that list makes my dick hard
6 years ago
note to self don't put drumrave on any lists
6 years ago
if i ever win the lotto or get super powers...im going to torture and kill bono.
6 years ago
first his family whilst he watches,probable some rape,mom first,then im going to slit moms throat and fuck the wound, fuck you in the ass like the little faggot you are (with moms blood on my dick).THEEEN while your watching im going to pull all your sisters teeth out and make her suck your moms blood/your shit off my dick.after that there will be more rapeing between you.sister and dead mom,then im going to torture remaining family members to death ,after all your family is raped/dead im going to make you eat body parts of them,after your nice and fattened up im going to remove your body parts starting with your insignificant stub of a penis and this will all be in the most painful manner imaginable.smiling as i watch the life go out of your eyes

im going to go buy a lotto ticket/move under some power lines.
6 years ago
^ the aristocrats !
6 years ago
at least i made it in the top ten......fuck you bonu!!!
6 years ago
oh goody me tew! :)
6 years ago
barely..pshhh
6 years ago
And I'm at eleven :(
6 years ago
In response to your gripes:

* I am 5 times better than Claude.
* Yak and Deja are both on the list.
* Shut up, I am so much better than Sealbasher it goes without saying.
* Cool story KillRoy.
* I'm not making Toaster a new avatar until she posts timestamped titties.
* Suck my dick Fluffer.
6 years ago
kkk beat you to the avy thing for toast....i for one woulnt stand for that....thats just me though
6 years ago
I'm glad I'm first on the list. Fuck off.
6 years ago
Bono I want to shit in your mouth.
6 years ago
I would upvote that
6 years ago
I bet you'd fap to it too fucking perv
6 years ago
It seems better than what he is fucking now..
6 years ago
People who dont give a shit about bono.

Kirk
Drumrave
Possum
Toolman
Claude
KKK
Zeke
Claude
Jrob
Dushan
Oster
Cryax
Tr_willk
Yak
Conky
Deja
Claude
Smerf
Pedrobeara
Whirlingdurbish
Candiru
Cuntscab
Dik
Sporty
Claude
Morph
Plantshit
Whunu
Thatdude420
TheFunk
Squidley
Claude

Finish the episodes so we dont have to read your cries for help.
6 years ago
In what way are you superior? Everyone has a crack at you because you are such an arse dwelling parasite that happily feeds away at all the shit mucho sends your way.

Well, you did ask.
6 years ago
You know, i usually dislike oster. But just this once...

This is how bono wins: make several comments toward people, then if they respond he declares himself the winner. If they don't follow up, he has beaten them, even if they're sleeping, at work or (most likely) simply don't give a shit.
6 years ago
thats exactly the point smerf, he thinks he wins when someone just dont give a shit about him or forgot about a discussion/submission
cause of "real life" matters
6 years ago
bono wins by saying he wins. let me do an impression of bono : bono>all , thats pretty much it . kinda simple .if you feed into his trolling, i guess it can get to you.
6 years ago
beside that i dont have to ask for blowjobs or have to act super hardcore badass. i get them for free bono...
6 years ago
You might want to add me to that list oster.
6 years ago
Cool story Oster.

It's just that everyone in this thread gives more than a shit about me. Even Claude, who avoids Bono threads.

I beat him so badly he refuses to even acknowledge me. I'd be weary around me too if I god my own mod status taken away.
6 years ago
i got my lotto ticket today...im coming for your faggot ass you fucking cock sucking troll.
6 years ago
IM FUCKING COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6 years ago
btw,thats what ill be yelling as im jamming my shit/blood covered cock down your sister's throat
6 years ago
Well according to bono rules we won.. Now lets spend the rest of the month basking in the glory like we have nothing better to do.
6 years ago
bono loves the cock
6 years ago
I dont know if 'care' is the right word, more like... concerned about your continued existence.
6 years ago
I got this to most discussed with a list of people who are inferior to me.

You're all so fucking insecure.
6 years ago
I forgot I need a daily reminder that I am better than internet characters, but hide in social confrontations. Were insecure..
6 years ago
Seems like the hard hitters you dont reply.
6 years ago
^^^^
5 years ago
Is this an actual picture of bono?just so i know what he looks like.im sure i can figure out the general area in witch he lives by going through his comments.dont worry the videos/pictures of bono's murder will be on mucho first!!!!!!
6 years ago
i meant is there* an actual picture
6 years ago
im going to kill you bono,and it will be glorious
6 years ago
search his name you lazy faggot
6 years ago
i searched it you stupid fucking nigger,just wasnt sure if that was actually him.so shut your fat fucking face...kthanks
6 years ago
u mad bro?
6 years ago
really jfag,you're better then that bro.
6 years ago
he mad
6 years ago
i guess your not better then that...you showed me
6 years ago
you wanna get oiled up and wrassle?
6 years ago
only if we're naked
6 years ago
is there any other way to oil wrassle?
6 years ago
spandex or latex =D
6 years ago
spandex thats just gay
6 years ago
You know, i usually dislike Pedrobeara. But just this once...
6 years ago
He lives in Bakersfield, CA.
6 years ago
Thanks smerf...im not that far away from bakersfield!!!!!!buuuhauhauhauhauha,and the plot thickens!
6 years ago
bought my lotto ticket today bono
6 years ago
Do you live in Taft?
6 years ago
recover password
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