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Agnia Zemtsova Contortion Compilation

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Erotic contortionist Agnia Zemtsova is a super flexible superfreak!!

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by philbisregin

submitted March 3rd 2012

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She's got less poses than zoolander!
6 years ago
But she has a cute little B hole. (+)
6 years ago
( )*( )
6 years ago
My + marks the spot
6 years ago
so does my *
6 years ago
She could lick you balls while fucking her, THAT'S a keeper.
6 years ago
Prince had ribs removed so he could do this
1 month ago
No he didn’t.
1 month ago
shut up naysayer
1 month ago
No.
1 month ago
I win.
1 month ago
with a simple 'no' ? yeah.... except no you didn't win. you merely naysayed. anybody can say that with no evidence
1 month ago
Well, let’s see the evidence that Prince has his ribs removed.
1 month ago
Cause ya know, anybody can say that with no evidence.
1 month ago
^exactly

1 month ago
* Mako wins again. *
1 month ago
ok well on further investigation it would appear it was an urban legend... he was however a purple loving freak faggot
1 month ago
Purple loving freak, yes. Faggot? No.
1 month ago
of course he's a faggot ... just look at his videos.
1 month ago
that stupid 5foot2 faggot
1 month ago
He was married twice, to two very beautiful women. He also dated a few hot chicks.
1 month ago
* Mako wins again. *
1 month ago
Oscar Wilde was married....
1 month ago
and that gay actually had children
1 month ago
Oscar Wilde wasn’t gay.
1 month ago
He was bi like you.
1 month ago
* Mako wins yet again. *
1 month ago
^self congratulatory fuck
1 month ago
I was correct though.
1 month ago
I bet flies-prease also thinks Richard Gere inserted a hamster into his rectum.
1 month ago
hmmmm 50% correct at best
1 month ago
You’re doing about as well on this thread as England did against Belgium the other day.
1 month ago
too far Gayko!
1 month ago
I was correct though.
1 month ago
keeps claiming corrects with a shred of evidence
1 month ago
Did you actually watch a single world cup game, Mako?
1 month ago
Let’s see: I was correct about Belgium beating England, I’m correct about Prince not having had his ribs removed, also correct about Prince having dated and married hot women, also correct about him not being gay...
1 month ago
How is it that the US can dominate most sports, but can't put together a decent footie team?
1 month ago
The only thing that’s debatable is Oscar Wilde’s sexuality. But he did have children, so that means he slept with a woman more than once, so that wouldn’t make him gay.
1 month ago
Because we don’t care about faggy sports like soccer, MD.
1 month ago
So really, I’m about 95% correct.
1 month ago
Football is a faggy sport except on a national level. Then it becomes glorious.
1 month ago
*international I meant.
1 month ago
Maybe. I have no interest in it.
1 month ago
Not even a little bit of 'beating the Brits at their own game' motivation?
1 month ago
Nah. Cause it’s really not “your own game.” It’s France’s.
1 month ago
Especially considering that you guys only won it once, 52 years ago.
1 month ago
I don't know which orifice you pulled that little 'It's France's' factoid from, but Id like to hear your explanation.
1 month ago
* Mako applies cold water to MD’s burned area. *
1 month ago
France won the World Cup this year. Idk if you heard.
1 month ago
Oh, I see your logic now. You know I meant the game was invented in England, and that it might have some significance. England doesn't have to be world champions for you to take glory at beating them at a game that they invented.
1 month ago
Nah, Belgium takes the glory for beating England at a game that the Chinese invented.
1 month ago
Records trace the history of soccer back more than 2,000 years ago to ancient China.
1 month ago
Now you're just being a contrarian. Sure China has it's claim to inventing a similar game, but it's not the game that developed into the modern sport.
1 month ago
The first piece of assured evidence was found in a Chinese military journal which talked about a game known as Cuju that was played in the second and third centuries BC. The game involved kicking a heavy leather ball around, and putting it between a silk cloth that was tied to two high poles on either side.
1 month ago
Sure sounds like soccer to me.
1 month ago
You know how species can evolve the same adaptation independently of eachother, like how both birds and insects gained the ability of flight? Well lets just imagine that the flying insects died out, but the birds who evolved to fly much later, still exists to day, whereas the flying insects, hypothetically, do not. That is my understanding of how football was invented.
1 month ago
Flying insects didn’t die out, though. So your argument is flawed from the start. Also, birds evolved from dinosaurs.
1 month ago
It’s fair to say that the early Chinese recording from the second and third centuries BC was when the game of soccer truly originated.
1 month ago
Also, not all insects fly.
1 month ago
But then again, not all birds fly, either.
1 month ago
I guess you cannot grasp what a 'hypothetical' is.
1 month ago
I don’t deal much in hypotheticals, just facts. As you can see.
1 month ago
Analogising is abstract thinking. Your facts were irrelevant to my analogy.
1 month ago
I guess you don’t understand.
1 month ago
You made a false claim that soccer was invented in England, by using a hypothetical argument. The fact is that soccer was invented in China.
1 month ago
Can you not fathom that a similar game would be invented independently of eachother? Or do you simply assume that modern football has a direct lineage back to ancient Chinese football?
1 month ago
Actually, soccer has a direct lineage to China. Do you get it yet?
1 month ago
lol ok
1 month ago
I mean, even FIFA states that soccer was invented in China, so Idk why that’s so hard for you to grasp.
1 month ago
I fail to see where I denied that the Chinese invented a form of football. I also fail to see any link to any plausible source of your claim.
1 month ago
some ancient goat-head kicking game cant be compared to the modern game of football
1 month ago
Records of the Grand History (史记·苏秦列传) by Han historian Sima Qian (司马迁, 145BC-87BC), and The Strategies of the Warring States (战国策), a Han Dynasty book containing original anecdotes from the Warring States period, contain a passage mentioning the popularity of soccer game when describing the scene in Linzi (临淄), the capital of Qi Kingdom in today’s Shandong Province in China’s east: “People in the city all love to play flute, harp and zither, watch cook fighting and dog fighting, and take part in chess and soccer games.”
1 month ago
Of course, you can research that factual information for yourselves, being the fine scholars that you are.
1 month ago
yeah, the chinese even used the word 'soccer', lol.

What I dispute is that the game proliferated from that ancient version of the game. It simply didn't. The game died out in China, it did not spread to Europe from there.
1 month ago
So you’ saying that soccer doesn’t exist in China.
1 month ago
quote me saying that lol
1 month ago
Because first your claim was that England invented the game, now your claim is that soccer “died out” in China, so I’m just waiting for you to get your story straight.
1 month ago
Prove to me that England didn't invent Football with facts.
1 month ago
Already did. Your choice not to accept those facts doesn’t make your claim that soccer was invented in England true, though.
1 month ago
So how did football begin in England? Spread from China, right?
1 month ago
Because you see, you haven’t supplied me with any facts whatsoever.
1 month ago
I haven't needed to. It's literally all over the web that football was invented in England. I can't supply proof of something that did not happen, such as the spreading of football from China to England.
1 month ago
Except I didn’t make the claim that soccer spread from China to England. You see, there were a few civilizations that soccer spread into between Asia and Europe that existed before England ever did.
1 month ago
So it didn't spread from China into England. So how did football get to England?
1 month ago
Soccer got to what you call “England” by spreading from China westward, into Ancient Greece, then to Rome. Julius Caesar invaded Britain in 55 and 54 BC as part of his Gallic Wars, and Romans had already been introduced to soccer by that time.
1 month ago
So I guess it comes down to this:

"The games played in England at this time may have arrived with the Roman occupation but there is little evidence to indicate this."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medieval_football
1 month ago
I wouldn’t go by what wiki says. It’s really not a good source of factual information.
1 month ago
Neither is the rest of the web, unless you use peer reviewed academic journals.
1 month ago
The info I gave you about soccer originating in China comes partly from FIFA itself, and from Chinese war manuals written approximately 2,000 years ago, if that’s what you’re wondering.
1 month ago
No, the veracity of your facts are not in question. It's just that nothing really concludes either argument.
1 month ago
Lol neither of us were there when it happened, I guess.
1 month ago
Whatever you do, don’t use wiki if you’re ever going to write a paper on the history of soccer for a college course. You’ll likely receive a failing grade.
1 month ago
lol nope. Still I got a conversation about football out of you hehe
1 month ago
I win! lel
1 month ago
Ah, but it was a conversation I was glad to participate in, so the victory isn’t entirely yours.
1 month ago
Ya know what’s fuckin odd to me though? It’s said that the most popular sport in China is running. Last year there were over 100 marathons ran in China.
1 month ago
I would rather watch soccer.
1 month ago
I guess running is the most accessible thing to do sports wise.
1 month ago
And you don’t really have to have any special skills to be “good” at it, tbh...just gotta be able to run faster and longer than the guy next to ya.
1 month ago
Plus, you’ve watched Shaw Bros. films. Those little yellow bastards run EVERYWHERE.
1 month ago
That thumbnail is pure filth. I wish I could upvote this again to negate Mako's gay downvote.
1 month ago
What downvote?
1 month ago
oh, lol I thought you downvoted for some reason. Stonerbad.
1 month ago
It happens.
1 month ago
lol vote change
1 month ago
Again, fries is making a statement with no shred of evidence.
1 month ago
I know what I saw
1 month ago
It’s not what you know, it’s what you can prove.
1 month ago
you didn't prove that Prince is/was a faggot
1 month ago
I didn’t claim that he was. You did.
1 month ago
he was a faggot ... I dpnt need to submit much proof otherwise
1 month ago
so besides he's dead so fuck him
1 month ago
Dead people don’t have a sexual preference. So I was correct.
1 month ago
excellent prognosiss
1 month ago
Wrong word.
1 month ago
If you changed your downvote to an upvote and didn't admit to it, that's a faggot move since I called it.
1 month ago
Luckily that’s not what happened.
1 month ago
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