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Agnia Zemtsova Contortion Compilation

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Erotic contortionist Agnia Zemtsova is a super flexible superfreak!!

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by philbisregin

submitted March 3rd 2012

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She's got less poses than zoolander!
7 years ago
But she has a cute little B hole. (+)
7 years ago
( )*( )
7 years ago
My + marks the spot
7 years ago
so does my *
7 years ago
She could lick you balls while fucking her, THAT'S a keeper.
7 years ago
Prince had ribs removed so he could do this
3 months ago
No he didn’t.
3 months ago
shut up naysayer
3 months ago
No.
3 months ago
I win.
3 months ago
with a simple 'no' ? yeah.... except no you didn't win. you merely naysayed. anybody can say that with no evidence
3 months ago
Well, let’s see the evidence that Prince has his ribs removed.
3 months ago
Cause ya know, anybody can say that with no evidence.
3 months ago
^exactly

3 months ago
* Mako wins again. *
3 months ago
ok well on further investigation it would appear it was an urban legend... he was however a purple loving freak faggot
3 months ago
Purple loving freak, yes. Faggot? No.
3 months ago
of course he's a faggot ... just look at his videos.
3 months ago
that stupid 5foot2 faggot
3 months ago
He was married twice, to two very beautiful women. He also dated a few hot chicks.
3 months ago
* Mako wins again. *
3 months ago
Oscar Wilde was married....
3 months ago
and that gay actually had children
3 months ago
Oscar Wilde wasn’t gay.
3 months ago
He was bi like you.
3 months ago
* Mako wins yet again. *
3 months ago
^self congratulatory fuck
3 months ago
I was correct though.
3 months ago
I bet flies-prease also thinks Richard Gere inserted a hamster into his rectum.
3 months ago
hmmmm 50% correct at best
3 months ago
You’re doing about as well on this thread as England did against Belgium the other day.
3 months ago
too far Gayko!
3 months ago
I was correct though.
3 months ago
keeps claiming corrects with a shred of evidence
3 months ago
Did you actually watch a single world cup game, Mako?
3 months ago
Let’s see: I was correct about Belgium beating England, I’m correct about Prince not having had his ribs removed, also correct about Prince having dated and married hot women, also correct about him not being gay...
3 months ago
How is it that the US can dominate most sports, but can't put together a decent footie team?
3 months ago
The only thing that’s debatable is Oscar Wilde’s sexuality. But he did have children, so that means he slept with a woman more than once, so that wouldn’t make him gay.
3 months ago
Because we don’t care about faggy sports like soccer, MD.
3 months ago
So really, I’m about 95% correct.
3 months ago
Football is a faggy sport except on a national level. Then it becomes glorious.
3 months ago
*international I meant.
3 months ago
Maybe. I have no interest in it.
3 months ago
Not even a little bit of 'beating the Brits at their own game' motivation?
3 months ago
Nah. Cause it’s really not “your own game.” It’s France’s.
3 months ago
Especially considering that you guys only won it once, 52 years ago.
3 months ago
I don't know which orifice you pulled that little 'It's France's' factoid from, but Id like to hear your explanation.
3 months ago
* Mako applies cold water to MD’s burned area. *
3 months ago
France won the World Cup this year. Idk if you heard.
3 months ago
Oh, I see your logic now. You know I meant the game was invented in England, and that it might have some significance. England doesn't have to be world champions for you to take glory at beating them at a game that they invented.
3 months ago
Nah, Belgium takes the glory for beating England at a game that the Chinese invented.
3 months ago
Records trace the history of soccer back more than 2,000 years ago to ancient China.
3 months ago
Now you're just being a contrarian. Sure China has it's claim to inventing a similar game, but it's not the game that developed into the modern sport.
3 months ago
The first piece of assured evidence was found in a Chinese military journal which talked about a game known as Cuju that was played in the second and third centuries BC. The game involved kicking a heavy leather ball around, and putting it between a silk cloth that was tied to two high poles on either side.
3 months ago
Sure sounds like soccer to me.
3 months ago
You know how species can evolve the same adaptation independently of eachother, like how both birds and insects gained the ability of flight? Well lets just imagine that the flying insects died out, but the birds who evolved to fly much later, still exists to day, whereas the flying insects, hypothetically, do not. That is my understanding of how football was invented.
3 months ago
Flying insects didn’t die out, though. So your argument is flawed from the start. Also, birds evolved from dinosaurs.
3 months ago
It’s fair to say that the early Chinese recording from the second and third centuries BC was when the game of soccer truly originated.
3 months ago
Also, not all insects fly.
3 months ago
But then again, not all birds fly, either.
3 months ago
I guess you cannot grasp what a 'hypothetical' is.
3 months ago
I don’t deal much in hypotheticals, just facts. As you can see.
3 months ago
Analogising is abstract thinking. Your facts were irrelevant to my analogy.
3 months ago
I guess you don’t understand.
3 months ago
You made a false claim that soccer was invented in England, by using a hypothetical argument. The fact is that soccer was invented in China.
3 months ago
Can you not fathom that a similar game would be invented independently of eachother? Or do you simply assume that modern football has a direct lineage back to ancient Chinese football?
3 months ago
Actually, soccer has a direct lineage to China. Do you get it yet?
3 months ago
lol ok
3 months ago
I mean, even FIFA states that soccer was invented in China, so Idk why that’s so hard for you to grasp.
3 months ago
I fail to see where I denied that the Chinese invented a form of football. I also fail to see any link to any plausible source of your claim.
3 months ago
some ancient goat-head kicking game cant be compared to the modern game of football
3 months ago
Records of the Grand History (史记·苏秦列传) by Han historian Sima Qian (司马迁, 145BC-87BC), and The Strategies of the Warring States (战国策), a Han Dynasty book containing original anecdotes from the Warring States period, contain a passage mentioning the popularity of soccer game when describing the scene in Linzi (临淄), the capital of Qi Kingdom in today’s Shandong Province in China’s east: “People in the city all love to play flute, harp and zither, watch cook fighting and dog fighting, and take part in chess and soccer games.”
3 months ago
Of course, you can research that factual information for yourselves, being the fine scholars that you are.
3 months ago
yeah, the chinese even used the word 'soccer', lol.

What I dispute is that the game proliferated from that ancient version of the game. It simply didn't. The game died out in China, it did not spread to Europe from there.
3 months ago
So you’ saying that soccer doesn’t exist in China.
3 months ago
quote me saying that lol
3 months ago
Because first your claim was that England invented the game, now your claim is that soccer “died out” in China, so I’m just waiting for you to get your story straight.
3 months ago
Prove to me that England didn't invent Football with facts.
3 months ago
Already did. Your choice not to accept those facts doesn’t make your claim that soccer was invented in England true, though.
3 months ago
So how did football begin in England? Spread from China, right?
3 months ago
Because you see, you haven’t supplied me with any facts whatsoever.
3 months ago
I haven't needed to. It's literally all over the web that football was invented in England. I can't supply proof of something that did not happen, such as the spreading of football from China to England.
3 months ago
Except I didn’t make the claim that soccer spread from China to England. You see, there were a few civilizations that soccer spread into between Asia and Europe that existed before England ever did.
3 months ago
So it didn't spread from China into England. So how did football get to England?
3 months ago
Soccer got to what you call “England” by spreading from China westward, into Ancient Greece, then to Rome. Julius Caesar invaded Britain in 55 and 54 BC as part of his Gallic Wars, and Romans had already been introduced to soccer by that time.
3 months ago
So I guess it comes down to this:

"The games played in England at this time may have arrived with the Roman occupation but there is little evidence to indicate this."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medieval_football
3 months ago
I wouldn’t go by what wiki says. It’s really not a good source of factual information.
3 months ago
Neither is the rest of the web, unless you use peer reviewed academic journals.
3 months ago
The info I gave you about soccer originating in China comes partly from FIFA itself, and from Chinese war manuals written approximately 2,000 years ago, if that’s what you’re wondering.
3 months ago
No, the veracity of your facts are not in question. It's just that nothing really concludes either argument.
3 months ago
Lol neither of us were there when it happened, I guess.
3 months ago
Whatever you do, don’t use wiki if you’re ever going to write a paper on the history of soccer for a college course. You’ll likely receive a failing grade.
3 months ago
lol nope. Still I got a conversation about football out of you hehe
3 months ago
I win! lel
3 months ago
Ah, but it was a conversation I was glad to participate in, so the victory isn’t entirely yours.
3 months ago
Ya know what’s fuckin odd to me though? It’s said that the most popular sport in China is running. Last year there were over 100 marathons ran in China.
3 months ago
I would rather watch soccer.
3 months ago
I guess running is the most accessible thing to do sports wise.
3 months ago
And you don’t really have to have any special skills to be “good” at it, tbh...just gotta be able to run faster and longer than the guy next to ya.
3 months ago
Plus, you’ve watched Shaw Bros. films. Those little yellow bastards run EVERYWHERE.
3 months ago
That thumbnail is pure filth. I wish I could upvote this again to negate Mako's gay downvote.
3 months ago
What downvote?
3 months ago
oh, lol I thought you downvoted for some reason. Stonerbad.
3 months ago
It happens.
3 months ago
lol vote change
3 months ago
Again, fries is making a statement with no shred of evidence.
3 months ago
I know what I saw
3 months ago
It’s not what you know, it’s what you can prove.
3 months ago
you didn't prove that Prince is/was a faggot
3 months ago
I didn’t claim that he was. You did.
3 months ago
he was a faggot ... I dpnt need to submit much proof otherwise
3 months ago
so besides he's dead so fuck him
3 months ago
Dead people don’t have a sexual preference. So I was correct.
3 months ago
excellent prognosiss
3 months ago
Wrong word.
3 months ago
If you changed your downvote to an upvote and didn't admit to it, that's a faggot move since I called it.
3 months ago
Luckily that’s not what happened.
3 months ago
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