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What she means

This situation sucks

funny

by Siris

submitted February 29th 2012

23 comments
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bitches
5 years ago
if you start off as her friend then you are doing it wrong. start off as one of the jerks she is sexually attracted to then work towards being a good friend and you'll get to fuck her longer. and this way when she gets tired of you but still wants to be friends you are have already broken through the sex barrier so she will periodically come to you for rebound sex when her other loser boyfriends piss her off
5 years ago
^ tips from a virgin
5 years ago
^vagina *

5 years ago
both categories fit
5 years ago
your butthurt makes you look dumber than you really are. besides you wouldnt know anything about females, why dont you give us some tips on dating trannies. lots of mucho users would be interested to know
5 years ago
dwill is completely right
5 years ago
he usually is
5 years ago
whats wrong with trannies dw
5 years ago
absolutely nothing, but i dont know of many mucho members with hands on tranny experience so i was asking wally to extend his knowledge to us
5 years ago
I usually don't date a guy unless he's been in the friend zone for a while
5 years ago
that's so cruel
5 years ago
it is?
5 years ago
there is a whole website devoted to the "ladder theory." basically, it maintains that men in the friend zone are intellectual whores on the friend ladder. jumping from the friend ladder to the relationship ladder is possible, but the higher the guy is, the farther the fall.
5 years ago
scab lets be friends
5 years ago
drum, you gotta have an iron poker face to survive the friend zone long enough to earn the required amount of brownie points to reach the top. one drunken sob fest and you will have to start all over
5 years ago
fuck
5 years ago
...actually, I've dated a couple of girls that started out as friends.
5 years ago
The friend zone is like an Iron Maiden for testicles.
5 years ago
I'm not reading all that shit.
5 years ago
Resistance is futile.
5 years ago
Engage!
5 years ago
Assimilate me, fluffer.
5 years ago
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