points: 40

balloon deepthroat

wonder if she does childrens parties

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by jrob2020

submitted February 25th 2012

66 comments
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balloon deepthroat
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comments (66)
"Hi, my name is Smerf. How you doing?"
5 years ago
does that line ever work?
5 years ago
it makes me tingle
5 years ago
I dunno, I've never introduced myself as "Smerf" in real life.
5 years ago
WHAT?!?! This isn't real life!?!? FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU......
5 years ago
When/if muchocon ever happens,then I will.
5 years ago
I've also never used the line "Hi, I'm a doctor."
5 years ago
thats why your gonna die if you need one.
5 years ago
If there ever was a muchocon, I doubt many female MSers would show up for fear of being gang raped.
5 years ago
cunty on the other hand would have all holes open ?
5 years ago
I'd just have my pepper spray and tazer at arms length at all times
5 years ago
you wont need that stuff...i'll be your bodyguard
5 years ago
I imagine a muchocon ending the same way Carrie did. But with a lot more alcohol.
5 years ago
Everyone would make fun of JenE and then she would eat us all?
5 years ago
I'd be safe, possum would protect me.
5 years ago
More along the lines of the place going up in flames.
5 years ago
can I be the one covered in pigs blood?
5 years ago
Sure, but they're all going to laugh at you.
5 years ago
squidley would tell the same story over and over again
5 years ago
If you're covered in pig's blood, that might deter potential rapists, cs.
5 years ago
Cuntscab, you realize that vast majority of muchoers are stay at home losers who would be too scared to approach a chick?
5 years ago
I'd probably drink for hours on end and either get naked or punch someone
5 years ago
Can't it be both, drummy?
5 years ago
I like the drink for hours on end part
5 years ago
how did you ever get together with dik and jaimee, nipple - was it just a chance meeting?
5 years ago
honestly, smerf - just curious
5 years ago
Dik was in the LA area visiting Jamiee when I was down there. We all got together for a concert in Hollywood.
5 years ago
who'd you see again? ..i remember that it was a band i like
5 years ago
Flock of Seagulls
5 years ago
serious? wow...

* possum cues up DNA now *
5 years ago
Nope, sorry. My bad.

It was Tragically Hip.
5 years ago
BUZZKILL!
5 years ago
i still cant imagine meeting anyone from here IRL...i mean..."uh, hi - i'm possum...i'm really not a marsupial, haha..."

*awkward silence
5 years ago
Hey, I'm Smerf, but you can call me... Actually, fuck it. You can call me Smerf.
5 years ago
I would hope everyone came dressed as their avatar.
You could wear a possum on your head.
5 years ago
and Barrett could wear dark red lipstick...mmmm
5 years ago
Id go naked and cover myself in lipstick and ketchup.
5 years ago
Maybe id wear a leather trouser.
5 years ago
Barret stick with the lipstick and ketchup, it's a better look
5 years ago
* possum wants a full body nude pic of Barret now *


no homo
5 years ago
If you called me Willem Dafoe and gave me a reacharound we'd be best buddies.
5 years ago
I second possums request
5 years ago
I gave you a nip, that's all you guys get.
Next year you can get a toe.
5 years ago
boo hiss
5 years ago
I haven't seen any nip, forward to toasty
5 years ago
It's his avatar.
5 years ago
Fucking copycat.
5 years ago
Hehe knew smerf would be pissed.
5 years ago
wwhat.i missed some barret nip?
5 years ago
LOL nah, I didn't actually care.
5 years ago
i always miss the good shit on the weekends =/
5 years ago
i was kinda hopin it would pop in her throat
5 years ago
that would have been very amusing to watch, especially when she started freaking the fuck out
5 years ago
the other end is more fun to watch this
5 years ago
shes affraid to swallow a real cockmotherfuckingbiatch do it now ...ohw sorry i let myself go a bit.
5 years ago
^Tourette's
5 years ago
What happens if it pops in her throat?
5 years ago
Everyone laughs, she spits out chunks of rubber or chokes to death, maybe her lungs explode but that's just wishfull thinking..
5 years ago
haha nice you called out your own re post...
5 years ago
It hurt to downvote this one :/
5 years ago
But but he called it out that alone is worth something...
5 years ago
I'll let it slide
5 years ago
i saw it while searching tent for my other sub,why it was under tent i have no idea
5 years ago
Helped me make a tent in my pants.
5 years ago
this is how jrob2020 does it
2 years ago
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