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Theodore Roosevelt, America's 2nd Most Badass President

Not only did Teddy Roosevelt give a speech with a bullet in his chest, but what many people don't know is he slaughtered many bigfoot in his time...this is a picture of one of those events.

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by woolph58

submitted February 21st 2012

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Theodore Roosevelt, America's 2nd Most Badass President
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why ?...
1 year ago
this makes as much sense as William Wallace shotting the Loch Ness Monster
1 year ago
shooting
1 year ago
no he's not number 2 he's number 1. He was exercising before it was a thing. He chained smoked cigars and forced to chase and jump on trains by his dad when he had asthma attacks and he even said "speak softly but carry a big stick"
1 year ago
Nope, America's Most Badass President is Andrew Jackson.
1 year ago
*harrison ford
1 year ago
*Ronald Reagan.
1 year ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34x6m-ahGIo
1 year ago
^best president ever
1 year ago
Look out he's got a gun.
1 year ago
the lincoln one was good too... i think there are a few others of these huh
1 year ago
this is fucking dumb
1 year ago
Lincoln was great, TR was awesome but Jackson's not just badass by presidential standards. He's not just badass by human standards. He stacks up against John McClane and Shaft; the man is badass by fictional hero standards. He's badass enough to be entirely made up, except he was terrifyingly real.

1 year ago
you are really dumb if you think this makes sense or is cool.
1 year ago
And you are clearly an anal-retentive with the sense of humor of a stone if you take any of this serious. Maybe you would be happier writing for National Geographic.
1 year ago
im just saying it doesnt make sense
1 year ago
Saying it doesn't make sense is one thing, name calling because you don't approve is something else entirely.
1 year ago
sorry but thats just the way i felt
1 year ago
woolph58. He does this a lot.
1 year ago
Dear fries-please,
We are gathered here for reasons of our own (too much free time/lack of parental supervision). There are plenty of things posted here that I don't approve of (midget trannies/naked grannies) but that doesn't mean I should insult someone.
Rip on the post not the poster.
1 year ago
where have i insulted people ? is it cos i called people dumb ? if that offends you then you sir like squidley shouldnt be here
1 year ago
SIGH!
Clearly the high-road approach is wasted on you. However, that doesn't excuse me from mocking your parent's failure to teach you social etiquette.
1 year ago
Andrew Jackson is so badass I named my penis after him.
1 year ago
Long may it wave.
1 year ago
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