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The REAL Heart Attack On A Plate

This my friends, is my own culinary invention I came up with while working for my ex fiance's family owned restaurant. It's called the Double Delta Chi burger made for and named after a local fraternity that regularly came in and held rush events. They wanted to hold a drunken eating competition to prove who was who and asked me to make the most massive thing I could think of. It is constructed of two 8 ounce patties, crumbled bacon, chopped chicken, and french fries, all topped with melted cheddar and ranch dressing gingerly placed on a butter toasted bun weighing in at 24 ounces...stuff that in your mouth Smerf!

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by DushanMandik

submitted February 20th 2012

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The REAL Heart Attack On A Plate
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I'd eat it.
6 years ago
Of course, I'm probably going to need a truss afterwards.
6 years ago
with a diet coke maybe
6 years ago
I'm diabetic. I'd have to drink diet coke, wouldn't wanna get sick or nothin.
6 years ago
I'd eat it, when can you have it ready
6 years ago
As soon as you get done with my famous Cock Meat Sandwich ;)
6 years ago
it looks like something you would see on that show man vs food
6 years ago
you had me at Bacon
6 years ago
*Cock.
6 years ago
Try turkey bacon. It's a lot better for you and I think it actually tastes better than pig bacon.
6 years ago
Blasphemer! Nothing tastes better then pig bacon
5 years ago
the burger I make for myself is two thick 6oz burgers with cheese melted on top. I put a1, onions, jalapenos, and bacon
6 years ago
Sounds delish, whats it called?
6 years ago
I call it my manburger
6 years ago
Ranch? No thanks.
6 years ago
Seriously though, I've eaten bigger. A Triple King is 1.5 lbs (24 oz) of beef topped with bacon, eggs, cheese, chili and all the veggies they have.
6 years ago
Swap the ranch for chipotle and I'm in.
6 years ago
That triple king sound like a breakfast burger until you add the chili, sounds fuckin good tho.

And snikt just made me drool...chipotle is the shit!
6 years ago
Who is surprised smerf has eaten bigger, really?
5 years ago
I like Crystal burgers myself.
5 years ago
That's really nothing. Really. I've made a burger at home with a sourdough round loaf before. I have no idea how much the wet weight of the meat was, but of course it was fully dressed and had a compliment of condiments when served.

And I only weight about 160lbs at 6'1".
5 years ago
I put an entire pig on a spit & then used 2 30" pizzas as the bread.
5 years ago
Sorry, did I say pig, I meant elephant.
5 years ago
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