points: 50

This how drunk I am

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by urkelbot

submitted February 19th 2012

117 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
This how drunk I am
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comments (117)
yay an urkelbot user pic. You look like you've put on some baby weight from the kid
1 year ago
I've put on like 30 lbs in the past 3 yrs.
1 year ago
marriage will do that
1 year ago
Tell me about it, 5 years 45 pounds
1 year ago
Listen to yourself.
1 year ago
I got married and put on about 30Lbs myself. 20lbs of MUSCLE and 10lbs of DICK!
1 year ago
How long did it take to eat 10lbs of DICK?
1 year ago
Grad school did it to me. 3 years, 40 lbs at one point (currently down to 30 lbs)
1 year ago
Unemployment for the last three and a half years only put around 25 on me. And it's all beer.
1 year ago
/urkelbot you also look like a homo too.
1 year ago
AND A CHILD MOLESTER
1 year ago
nice
1 year ago
you look like a Sick Fuck
1 year ago
fluffy remembers the Sick Fucks?
nah
1 year ago
sweet denim jacket bro
1 year ago
F U
1 year ago
i just wish it was acid wash that would be bitchin
1 year ago
Sure, if it were fucking 1987.
1 year ago
thats the blueboy uniform for 2012
1 year ago
I've got a blue jean jacket. It has an inside holster that holds my Kimber 45, nice jacket.
1 year ago
I thought about looking at a Kimber Super Carry Pro. They're made in Yonkers.
1 year ago
If you intend on consealing it, go with the Ultra Carry ll.
You don't need that long barrel to defend yourself, if you're taking a long shot, you're most likely going to prison for manslaughter because no one is going to believe you were defending yourself at even ten yards. Plus, it's so small that even in a jean jacket, it's undetectable and that's another law, you're not supposed to be able to see the outline of your weapon, if so, it's not consealed.
1 year ago
i wear my model 29 classic hunter across my chest like a real cowboy
1 year ago
When I carry, mine is a .38 special on a belt clip holster. Snub nose. Love that gun, so reliable. I have a 9mm too, but I don't like carrying it. I've had it jam a couple times on me.
1 year ago
* possum puts on Sonic Reducer in yer honor now *


...on vinyl, even...
1 year ago
How do we know this isn't a random pic of some guy that got his hand stamped at Club MS?
1 year ago
good point , we need a video, ohh wait , he might pay the same guy to act on his behalf . i guess we will never see the true him
1 year ago
naw it's urks
1 year ago
yup
1 year ago
what makes you so sure?
1 year ago
It's clearly a W2 stamp.
1 year ago
i just want to take a moment to say: i am so very glad i dont have digital camera, or a smartphone, or whatever - those things lead to subs like this
1 year ago
lol
1 year ago
You look gay when ur drunk
1 year ago
he lust looks open to whatever might happen
1 year ago
gay isnt in his vocab at the moment just fun
1 year ago
Sweet mug shot bro. How's the ex-con lifestyle working out?
1 year ago
You're nose is bigger than mine.
1 year ago
your
1 year ago
I don't have a big nose. And you're avoiding the question.
+1 for team pussy.
1 year ago
What's the question?
1 year ago
Stop drinking, start thinking. Get off the weed, dear god can't you fucking read?
1 year ago
urks doesnt do drugs

or AWs
1 year ago
I don't smoke weed and have never been to jail. Fuck off.
1 year ago
i do drugs...ive been to prison even...what was your question again?
1 year ago
what did you go to prison for possum? come on be honest
1 year ago
Whatever helps you sleep.
1 year ago
Possum ran prison.
1 year ago
@fluffy - wait what? even from you, that's pretty lame
@cryax - possesion with intent to distribute...but i wuz set up!
1 year ago
it was all my brother's fault!
1 year ago
haha, how long was the stretch possum?
1 year ago
15 months
1 year ago
wouldve been more, but i ratted on everyone i could think of - hell i even made shit up and the feds bought it
1 year ago
disclaimer: to any active members of the Hell's Angels - you know i was just kidding around, right?
1 year ago
how long were they trying to get you for?
1 year ago
LOL, Fluffer is downvoting this because of her beef with urkel, how fucking week.

I don't autodownvote unless that person does it first.

This is just childish.

She's so analmad.
1 year ago
life
1 year ago
weak even.
1 year ago
maybe she just thinks hes ugly?
1 year ago
Yaks butthurt over my e-beef with his e-gf.
1 year ago
i thought they got an e-room
1 year ago
I want to hear more Possum jail tales. Not the shower times,the good times.
1 year ago
Actually, I find nothing about this image muchoworthy. It's monotonously generic... and Yak's right on that front: urkel's incredibly unattractive, resembles a thug and should definitely lay off the burgers.
1 year ago
yea me 2 i want to hear some possum jail stories
1 year ago
Is that intended to imply I'm unoriginal, ugly and fat? That's not exactly news.
1 year ago
jail -stories?

otay - blacks hate bats...Sandstone was infested wiith
those criritters...every now and then one would get trapped in a "dorm"...the white guys would run around trying to catch the bat...the black guys would hide in the bathroom for hours
1 year ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Rj1MdTpGy8
1 year ago
^bat-bait
1 year ago
i knew it some how i knew this is what you would look like
1 year ago
Racist
1 year ago
i knew it i knew it i knew it
1 year ago
lol @ thatdude
1 year ago
were one of your parents an eagle or other type of bird?
1 year ago
Zengief from street fighter
1 year ago
* possum now subs a Yes vid *
1 year ago
Well, this was underwhelming.

I believe I've spotted you sitting on a bench, throwing rice at birds.
1 year ago
At least he doesn't look like a litte buck toothed orphan fairy like you.
1 year ago
"orphan " haha
1 year ago
thats funny to me
1 year ago
Hey it's Magawd!

Hi Magawd!
1 year ago
Haha, nothing like I'd imagined.

Gary Sinise lookinassnigga.
1 year ago
i thought he would look more like Shane McGowan myself
1 year ago
I used to get Tony Hawk alot. Lately it's been Pau Gasol.
1 year ago
ever get 'faggotface' ?
1 year ago
All the time.
1 year ago
"Owner Of A Lonely Heart " it is, then
1 year ago
Maybe a deformed Dante from clerks, but not Tony Hawk.
1 year ago
leuitenent dan ice cream!
1 year ago
saved for shooping purposes
1 year ago
like anybody would care aboot anything you might save, or attempt to PS - get a grip you wannabe
1 year ago
* possum waves @ KKK *
1 year ago
lay off the wine coolers
1 year ago
you fuckin poser..PUNK IS DEad
1 year ago
oh shit , billy mayshere on the attack .
1 year ago
fuck you stfuax-
fuck off to 4chan beanbreath.
surprised you own a computer vato
1 year ago
no actually i stole this computer from a little bitch like you
1 year ago
Looking at yourself instead of the camera: Rookie mistake.
1 year ago
im calling your parole officer
1 year ago
FUCK! I thought you were black the whole time 0.0
1 year ago
damit...why y no black?
1 year ago
me too
1 year ago
now i think he looks like bono but less downs
1 year ago
he is still a nigger tho
1 year ago
I used to think he was black, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Or I brought it up a while back and he corrected me. One of the two.
1 year ago
so youre a lefty? do you jerk off with your right hand and finger your anus with your left hand or vice versa?
1 year ago
You may wish to think this through a bit more. This photo was takin using a mirror, so the hand on the right in the image in, in fact, his right hand. Since the MS is written on the other hand, I'm going to assume he's right-handed.

I make no assumptions about which hand he uses to jerk off.
1 year ago
Preferably my right.
1 year ago
/me dusts off photoshop
1 year ago
Bring it.
1 year ago
haha
1 year ago
annnnnd submitted...
1 year ago
What's 2M ?

* toolman961 snickers at himself *


Good pic my friend.
1 year ago
Mr bean looking faggot
1 year ago
I could definitely take you.
1 year ago
^to a gay bar
1 year ago
+1 for originality
1 year ago
recover password
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