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Noobs Wont You Please Say Hello!!

Hopefully if enough noobs see this maybe a few of them will comment, say hello, up vote down vote anything.. You know who you are don't be scared..

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by conky

submitted February 17th 2012

420 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
Noobs Wont You Please Say Hello!!
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XOOM YOU FUCKER!
6 years ago
If i can even get one Noob to speak up, just one it will all be worth it...
6 years ago
Hi iwillrapeyou member for 13 minutes... feel like saying hi..
6 years ago
...
6 years ago
Conky did you write Ejnoy just to piss OJ of? lol
6 years ago
it's kind of an inside joke, because I used to call him orange..
6 years ago
He he i did too because i noticed it annoyed him.
6 years ago
i like when box calls him orangetree
6 years ago
Nobody even commented on how sexy orange looks, Oh wait he will nvm.
6 years ago
Hello one and all. Have to say I've been in the wings for a while watching the site and the comment jousting that goes on.....It cracks me up. Will try to live upto the Mucho standard...Just don't rag on me too much to start with!
6 years ago
the go and get a pro account. : )
6 years ago
STFU, max.. We will rag on you as much as we fucking want.
6 years ago
You have to admit it did get some noobs to talk, whether that is a good think or not I don't really know..
6 years ago
*thing...
6 years ago
There should be a noob introduction questionnaire form for them to fill out before seeing posts without the penis ads...

For pro people only to see.
6 years ago
should make it tell them about all the features the site has and their need to use the search box before posting shit like the squid. etc etc
6 years ago
Haha how can anyone hate OJ with a smile like that...
6 years ago
I like oranje but i think he hates me know that he thinks i am Mexican..
6 years ago
hi conky, how's things?
6 years ago
I was believed to be asian.
6 years ago
That's better then Mexican..
6 years ago
You're not Mexican?
6 years ago
Fuck that bitch OJ
4 years ago
COBRA83 welcome to mucho friend
6 years ago
ilu letlesc
6 years ago
hello grandpa_1925 ...........
6 years ago
ehmmm. hi, I weren't sure if I should respond to this because of its faggot nature. but here I am.
6 years ago
yay!, but reply failure perhaps?
6 years ago
Cool...now fuck off.
6 years ago
So you thought it was faggoty and yet was drawn here, Hmmmm.
6 years ago
yes I were, and why not?
6 years ago
Just making an observation.
* Barret scribbles on his notepad *
6 years ago
I was drawn here cause I saw a Barret.....so perdyful.
6 years ago
Don't rape me bro.
6 years ago
it's the lips
6 years ago
He does look very inviting. do you have a number Barret?
6 years ago
There's a long line ahead of you guys, i will be all used up before its your turn.
6 years ago
I will use you like you have never been used before. when it is over, you will thank me for the horrific exeprience.
6 years ago
Hahaha you guys are making me blush...
6 years ago
Why wait for turns? nothing says loving like quad pen Barret.
6 years ago
Haha yes sucsess.!!!
6 years ago
Someone heeeelp!
6 years ago
attack of the noobs....
6 years ago
im in but we may need to start using the arches of ur feet
6 years ago
Happy Bday smotpoker and rapist.
6 years ago
xxbroken_insidexx sounds like my kind of girl...or guy, who cares.
6 years ago
that's the spirit
4 years ago
chivas518, i will eat a cat turd and film it for MS if you reply to this comment
6 years ago
* Einrednatreb prays to all that is unholy that chivas518 replies *
6 years ago
do it.
6 years ago
reply
6 years ago
I will create a fake account on mucho just to see possum eat a cat`s feces!
6 years ago
CHIVAS!!!! I don't care what you type or if it even makes sense but you better fucking type something!!
6 years ago
if he replies and possum eats a cat turd on film i will buy him a year pro
6 years ago
a $50 value,cmon brah!
6 years ago
He didn't say when it has to happen, all we gotta do is keep an eye out for chivas in the future and get him here.
6 years ago
CHIVAS518 hey there!
6 years ago
* possum puts a time limit on his offer now *
6 years ago
yea i would like to see that too. just say hi
6 years ago
CHIVAS518 Click here X
6 years ago
the time limit is like i regret the offer ever beeing put forward
6 years ago
Chivas518 type something or so help me dog, I'll come find you and do something passive agressive directed at you!!
6 years ago
10 minutes
6 years ago
CHIVAS TYPE SOMETHING ANYTHING!!!
6 years ago
what if he doesnt understand english. he just likes to look at the colorful pictures.
6 years ago
somebody who knows spanish,tell him what to do
6 years ago
come on. reply dammit!
6 years ago
Chivas donde esta putas?
6 years ago
shut up zeke
6 years ago
Chivas: possum quiero tu cuca
6 years ago
Ok....that's the limit to my spanish....
6 years ago
chivas518, я буду есть кошка дерьма и снимать его для MS если вы ответите на этот комментарий
6 years ago
Chivas kom å heng med de tøffa guttan?
6 years ago
lol
6 years ago
hahahahaha suck it you bastards!
6 years ago
jeez, and i wouldve really done it too...
6 years ago
Fucking chivas, you are dead to me now
6 years ago
If ever there was a time for godly powers to be abused... that was the 10 minute window.

/me feels let down by his gods
6 years ago
Possum will you do it for me I am basically a noob..
6 years ago
Barret, viss du skjønne ka æ skriv no så e du virkelig norsk !
6 years ago
Pretty convincing...but what you wrote earlier made no sense at all, so that just tells me you did better research this time around.
6 years ago
google failed, så jeg driter i melka di.
6 years ago
That's fine i don't drink that stuff anyway.
6 years ago
Possum needs to take take credit for that one
6 years ago
Persona is actually Dutch
6 years ago
I`m half german half swedish half british and half Israeli and half way getting on a hell of a bender so dont give me anymore crap about my nationality
6 years ago
Thats too many halfs....
6 years ago
oooh, Persona be a badass
6 years ago
* possum scampers *
6 years ago
* conky chases possum *
6 years ago
Damn hate to miss out on all the fun, STUPID TIMEZONES!
* Barret passes out in bed now *
6 years ago
Being a mucho sucko badass is for others than me to be. I just dont have that evil in me...
6 years ago
what time is it there....
6 years ago
6 years ago
a?m
6 years ago
It`s the time to do something sensible.... Mucho is not sensible!
6 years ago
Yup, about the time conky gets up?
6 years ago
pretty much... sleep well sweet prince...
6 years ago
Its nice to know that when you're out in the cold, milking your cows, im sleeping sound in my nice soft comfy bed...
6 years ago
Yeah Milking yourself....
6 years ago
ATTENTION CHIVAS518 !!! possum will eat cat poop if you just say hi......
6 years ago
So did Chivas ever show her/himself?
6 years ago
fuck you chivas!
5 years ago
my mouth was ready
5 years ago
^ this section of thread still annoys me. Fucking chivas518!
5 years ago
he commented eventually butt it was way too late
5 years ago
:(
5 years ago
Hope you're hungry.
2 weeks ago
WTF
2 weeks ago
Only took her six years.
2 weeks ago
518 vs 1518
2 weeks ago
Busted!!!!!
2 weeks ago
If you hadn't pointed that out we would probably all have enjoyed a drunk crying possum grimacing through a feline pay day later tonight. =(
2 weeks ago
But, whatever....we probably will anyway.
2 weeks ago
ENJOY!!!!!!
2 weeks ago
Posdum is no match for The Grimace
2 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKiI3uQ9NTc
2 weeks ago
At least he hasn’t run out of heroin yet.
2 weeks ago
He’s even worse when that happens.
2 weeks ago
Tonibiggs ASL?
6 years ago
I may be new but that wont stop me from skullfucking ur mom in front of ur kids
6 years ago
thats 2!
6 years ago
you're trying too hard and failing miserably.
6 years ago
if i keep failing it might turn into a win XD
6 years ago
theres two eye sockets on a skull im down!
6 years ago
wow this was alot more succesful than i thought it would be
6 years ago
3 minute member!
6 years ago
Just wait until Dwhill arrives and chases them away again.
6 years ago
as long as it isnt chivas
6 years ago
i dont chase anybody away
6 years ago
except for the annoying morons that deserve to die
6 years ago
Hello, MS I love you all so much I have cut your names into my flesh already.
6 years ago
^see, now that's a good boy
6 years ago
can i bath in your blood?
6 years ago
english as a 2nd language, sir?
6 years ago
in the name of common sense of things its not a good idea to cut yourself in the self in the the self with a rusty old knife dipped in the rotting flesh of a roadkill.
6 years ago
imz gud speeler
6 years ago
so self in the self :) just having another beer here
6 years ago
If I have learned anything in this twisted world it is that sense is most certainly not common.
6 years ago
Hi I'm new here, can you direct me to where anyone gives a fuck?
6 years ago
404 give a fuck not found
6 years ago
Hi DRUM
6 years ago
id check for your mom on the corner of 8th st
6 years ago
Go back to lurking, faggot.
6 years ago
Hi Tonibiggs, you sound hot
6 years ago
Could be a fat old Russian chick with huge hangtits, that's what the last Toni i met was...
6 years ago
I'd still hit it.
6 years ago
That's what my dad said.
6 years ago
CS is such a trooper.
6 years ago
CuntScab is a true lady.
6 years ago
:(
4 years ago
before it was shopped it was called "good morning, son" or some such shit....and it was Drums gettin' railed by some homeless fuck he met whilst trolling the bus station
6 years ago
AHhh shit i thought we had another noob, but its just a lurker..

* conky throws him back *
6 years ago
He's not really a lurker you noob
6 years ago
lurkerish..
6 years ago
more of a peeping tom
6 years ago
lol
6 years ago
Hi welcome to Mucho.....
6 years ago
* conky waves jrob over *


give this noob the tour...
6 years ago
welcome to mucho if you are a female tits or gtfo is the general rule around here,if you are male dont be a dumbass and you you should be fine
6 years ago
lol, I cant wait to see the next lol comment... rolling around the floor laughing ....
6 years ago
RATFL!
6 years ago
Don't forget bhole tuesdays
6 years ago
* dwhill05 slow golf clap *

well done conky, well done
6 years ago
High
6 years ago
you're more of a lurker than a noob
6 years ago
*takes a bong hit*
Right on
6 years ago
nothing you can say will bring this guy down, jrob. hes on cloud 9
6 years ago
maybe i should go back to smoking weed,he seems pretty happy
6 years ago
you gave up weed?
6 years ago
I like weed. Who's holding?
6 years ago
yeah its probably been 6 months or more since ive smoked,it just isnt the same like it used to be when i was younger,all it does is make me lazy and paranoid when i smoke now
6 years ago
i think Cruel HM has some
6 years ago
i only smoke right before diving into Music, these days
6 years ago
yo cruel let's blaze bro
6 years ago
i stick to pain killers and alcohol mostly these days
6 years ago
yu haz darvocet?
6 years ago
i usually go with lorcet lortab or pecocet
6 years ago
honestly - "painkillers" hold no interest for me...i'm lazy and sleepy enough as it is
6 years ago
they actually make me more awake and alert i get alot mor done when i have some
6 years ago
I stick with mother nature
6 years ago
^needs to try meth
6 years ago
lmao, this guy is a cliche machine
6 years ago
hahaha
6 years ago
i tried taking painkillers when i had pleurisy last summer and they made me super hyper which wasnt good when ever move and breath felt like a hot knife was being stabbed through your chest
6 years ago
I had a friend od on meth. Not cool
6 years ago
i read everything this guy says in the sea turtle's voice from finding nemo
6 years ago
he needs to say "dude" a lot more
6 years ago
duuude sweet
6 years ago
well, that's just like - your opinion, dw
6 years ago
that was more of a high school cheerleader inflection, poss. totally
6 years ago
"i may be totally wrong but i'm a
Dancing Fool"
6 years ago
Smoked you name stealing lurking faggot piece of shit
6 years ago
yowzer yowzer yowzerrrrr
6 years ago
That's so neat how he can bend and reverse his legs like that! Flexibility ftw lololol!
6 years ago
togtfo
6 years ago
Nope, he's still too handsome.
6 years ago
^
6 years ago
Yak what?!
6 years ago
youre in trouble now!
6 years ago
damn it...will have to buy pro membership now
6 years ago
that will greatly help your chances
6 years ago
Hello
6 years ago
* conky stares bleakly at squatface *


















hi..
6 years ago
haha
5 years ago
nice job conky :(
4 years ago
Okay it's 12:21AM here making this officially my IRL birthday in this time zone. I have to finish a job before 9AM and for some reason I can't stop myself from looking at this site every 90 seconds. Too many god damned submissions! So I'm going to McDonalds where there's no internet to get-r-done by morning.
6 years ago
Also I want to officially be the user who never has an avatar--is this position already taken?
6 years ago
McDonalds has wireless internet so... you know what to do.
6 years ago
And Happy Birthday!
6 years ago
getting an avatar isn't hard, just use a picture of a rose or something
6 years ago
A pick sock
6 years ago
Pink Sock arg...
6 years ago
pick your sock up
6 years ago
lol@ barret's fail
6 years ago
Seems everyone's got a case of conkyitis today.
6 years ago
:(
6 years ago
They don't have wireless in this backwards country, sorry.
6 years ago
what country might that be?
6 years ago
Cunt
6 years ago
Ha ha I think you make a fine ambassador for the mucho noobs.
6 years ago
hi mvcvicousdd!
6 years ago
I think most of these faggots only comment on the facebook page.
6 years ago
Got a few to at least say something, but yeah seems even with such an inviting page most of them are still scared of the mean muchoers...
6 years ago
ive seen some pretty hot females that comment on the fb posts ima have to start stalking them
6 years ago
Does that mean you'll stop stalking me :(
6 years ago
NEVER!!!!
6 years ago
phewww

* conky wipes the sweat from his brow.. *
6 years ago
speaking of stalking ,check your muchomail
6 years ago
go to chat i cant get to muchomail atm
6 years ago
7 years here and i'm still considered a noob, nice
6 years ago
A pro noob now...
6 years ago
YAK!!!!
6 years ago
There are more like me? I though I was the only one!
6 years ago
??
6 years ago
holy shit i wasn't the only one
6 years ago
there are lots of professional lurkers on mucho,ive seen some with like 5 years and absolutelt no activity
6 years ago
I'm 90% lurker, 9% commenter & 1% contributor.
6 years ago
& 100% FUCK YOU
6 years ago
That, as the mathematically gifted will tell you, is 200%
6 years ago
bethy 3 years 2 comments...hello!
6 years ago
Hmm...Infernum: 7 comments...joined up Feb 14, 6 years ago...

* possum dramatic prairie dogs *
6 years ago
like conky said...I'm a pro noob now bitches
6 years ago
it was either go pro or face the wrath of yak, huh?
6 years ago
yup, i chose a cowards way out lol
6 years ago
You bitch
6 years ago
The noobs and lurkers truly do fear the regs.
6 years ago
...sorry, who are you?
6 years ago
Have we ever communicated before??
6 years ago
I believe we have, like years ago.
6 years ago
awkward
4 years ago
kay hello
6 years ago
now post smore anime-metal!
6 years ago
have not been on in a long time.....god i love mucho
6 years ago
Mucho hates you.
6 years ago
I'm scared, but still follow like a sheep. Hello
6 years ago
wtf is there to be scared of?
6 years ago
should have said "baaaaaaaaa"
6 years ago
You drums, they're scared of you.
6 years ago
what's so scary about me?
6 years ago
Your ugly
6 years ago
You're ugly, sorry.
6 years ago
Hi drums.
6 years ago
this whole post is more like lynch everyone who doesn't have a pro account lol
6 years ago
no,the piint of the post was getting more of the noobs to contribute to the conversation
6 years ago
yeah that's why YAK yelled xoom you fucker lol
6 years ago
i think you took that way to personally
6 years ago
nah i was just shocked that's all cuz i though i was a great lurker and no one noticed me
6 years ago
i think its cause you were the first to upvote it is all
6 years ago
damn it! i knew i should've waited a bit
6 years ago
Yeah he voted and didn't say hello...
6 years ago
Lol oh my....
6 years ago
I knew about you zoom-a-zoomzoom
6 years ago
you can thank conky, thanks to him you're stuck with me...for life lol
6 years ago
* jrob2020 shitsocks conky *
6 years ago
I didn't want yak to kill him, I was only trying to help..

* conky takes the shitsock, and beats jrob unconscious... *
6 years ago
* xoom watches jrob and conky shitsock each other *
6 years ago
damn it...i will kill drum
6 years ago
derp^
6 years ago
lol
6 years ago
refresh buddy
6 years ago
why can't we use bb code? life would be simpler
6 years ago
Ba Hahahahhaa fail....
6 years ago
* xoom helps jrob shitsock conky *
6 years ago
* conky karate chops xoom in the throat.. *
6 years ago
* xoom laughs off conky's girly chop *
6 years ago
bbcodes would be an option i suppose
would make it easier to code things
6 years ago
Yak are you still like raging on xoom...
6 years ago
conky why do you want to see me suffer? huh?
6 years ago
love the service with a smile!
6 years ago
nice avy
6 years ago
Nice work jrob you bastard.
6 years ago
:(
5 years ago
hi succor36
6 years ago
jag2610?
6 years ago
SleepFarter?
6 years ago
HAI GAIS!
5 years ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
5 years ago
lol
5 years ago
vincentfresh?
5 years ago
swagtastic?
5 years ago
19the75?
5 years ago
MELONS?
5 years ago
MADSKILZ?
5 years ago
it took me a while, but i got it now.








you're the new terrapin.











i have to keep that in mind.
5 years ago
get off my dick
5 years ago
lol
5 years ago
pretty accurate
5 years ago
especially in the Takes Himself Way Too Seriously category
5 years ago
also in the is in denial about his own stupidiy category
5 years ago
i dont know this terrapin but he seems pretty awesome so far...ps fuck you possum
5 years ago
t*
5 years ago
hahaha, he WAS awesome.

just as awesome as you.

stupid, moronic, too dumb to type, unfunny, self-righteous, easily butthurt and plain uninteresting. you two woulda been besties.

ttfn
5 years ago
jrob - read up on Pterrry...he was kinda okay, but got WAY too serious when anyone gave him shit...you are also kinda okay
5 years ago
i get serious?
5 years ago
give me 7 examples
5 years ago
first three months dont count
5 years ago
dont lissen to the bird - just dont get all ruffled
5 years ago
lol,my jimmies remain unrustled
5 years ago
your stfus say otherwise, sir
5 years ago
* conky eats fruit loops.. *
5 years ago
you ARE a fruit loop
5 years ago
i just find it kinda gay/odd that this has been comes back and everyone is riding his dick is all
5 years ago
did you know aboot Conky, bird?
5 years ago
is he the guy doing yaks sister?

5 years ago
didnt you welcome him back with open legs just a day or so ago, throb?
5 years ago
yeah steve
5 years ago
i said welcome back faggot...if thats what you mean
5 years ago
Yeah I'll be subbing some pics later....
5 years ago
wut
5 years ago
one month of pro for each nudie of yak's sister = deal?
5 years ago
* conky ponders *
5 years ago
I'll throw in season 1 of danger bay on dvd
5 years ago
* possum suddenly feels constricted in the pouchal regions *
5 years ago
5 years ago
pouchal regions stand down
5 years ago
My outie just turned into an innie
5 years ago
http://muchosucko.com/34234/Ode-to-vagina

that's some of terrapin's fine work right there.
5 years ago
Douche bags
5 years ago
I require more of the blood and guts and less of this tomfoolery. Thy photoshops doth not give me that which I constantly seek.! I beseech thee, more dead bodies, more aborted fetuses and if thou twere kind enough more giant festering pussy wounds. It art material of that nature which doth interest me.
5 years ago
um... fuck you
5 years ago
You sound like a larper. Move out of you parent's basement, virgin.
5 years ago
he talks like a fag and his shit is all retarded
5 years ago
Toss thy self unto thou birth givers cutlery repeatedly for thou art a sissy.
5 years ago
arrrgh
5 years ago
maties
5 years ago
forsooth, thou art a colossal bosom and vast dampeth whispering eye
5 years ago
I first read ALevel12Paladion as Alec13.
5 years ago
yeah its damn near identical.
5 years ago
when I first read the name, I didn't I scanned it and thought it was something something pussy
5 years ago
not even close...
5 years ago
thou art a wilted willow
5 years ago
i thought it said a leveraction12guageshotgun
5 years ago
Wait, is he a D&D nerd?
5 years ago
"vast dampeth whispering eye"?
5 years ago
What's wrong with D&D nerds?
5 years ago
Smerf, Sir Mako shalt be referring to a Big Pussy as it were...
5 years ago
...and thank god for D&D nerds, it gives Magic the Gathering players someone to make fun of
5 years ago
Except D&D nerds look down on Magic the Gathering players..
5 years ago
* possum makes fun of people who play either... *




HA HA
5 years ago
Yeah...'cause we don't even know what that is.
5 years ago
* smerf points out possum is a bass player. *
5 years ago
i can also play keyboards, banjo, and glockenspiel
5 years ago
I can play the French horn :( and not well
5 years ago
me too - i always hated that we dint have Spit Valves like the cool brasses
5 years ago
Nothing like a cold stagnant spit puddle washing over your hand
5 years ago
but i turned out just fine!
5 years ago
that's debatable
5 years ago
I would love you guys to post some marching band PIcs.
5 years ago
I was the baton twirler during marching season
5 years ago
I bet you got full use of that baton
5 years ago
@ shitler - mine would be too sexy for you
5 years ago
I beat myself in the head on accident more than a few times :/
5 years ago
I want to see them poss!
5 years ago
Jen.... we know
Poss... wiggle wiggle wiggle
5 years ago
I play guitar and clarinet.
5 years ago
*Shitler contemplates making obvious woodwind joke*
5 years ago
Dooo iiiit
5 years ago
* Jenbirdy laughs at shitles not orangey awesome text *
5 years ago
* smerf uses ginger text. *
5 years ago
* Jenbirdy gingers all over this thread *
5 years ago
hmm...smerf, JB, ginger-refs, clarinet ref - not to mention Shitler...

yup...

* possum scampers *
5 years ago
*Shitlers superior aryan text is unscathed*
5 years ago
* smerf thinks shitlers text could use a little case dictation *
5 years ago
* smerf chases possum whilst playing the clarinet at him *
5 years ago
not this dream again
5 years ago
* Jenbirdy greases up the old baton *



Go on.......
5 years ago
* possum subs a vid i fap to on a regular basis now *
5 years ago
Well, butter my shillelagh...
5 years ago
Pray tell I sayeth to mineself. Shalt I speak in a normal tone or shalt I be an ass and speak in thine old english? Glad I went for the old English.
5 years ago
Fuck off to thenyc you fucking faggot.
5 years ago
Jesus Christ, what a fucking douchebag.
5 years ago
in retrospect, this was a very very bad idea
5 years ago
i blame possum :(
5 years ago
Fuckn noobs
5 years ago
did ANY good noobs come from this desaster?
5 years ago
squate and thats aboot it
5 years ago
hi cynicguru
5 years ago
5 years, no comments....now could be the time...
5 years ago
Hai guyz, just passing through, completing some quests, using a noobtube. >Amidoinitrite?
5 years ago
i am a Frayed Knot
5 years ago
This is Knot what I expected
5 years ago
ryhirschman hows it goin fella?
5 years ago
mysticryder make a comment you lurking motherfucker
5 years ago
pooper99 watsup buddy?
5 years ago
meowface? cmon bro im bored and drunk
5 years ago
possum will eat a cat turd if you comment
5 years ago
(shhh...he thinks it's a Tootsie Roll)
5 years ago
gracie1980, how's it going?
5 years ago
Hey sethooglr!
* Barret waves at the 7 year old vet that never made a single comment *
5 years ago
hairy legs
5 years ago
what happened to team work.
5 years ago
hey there JIMPY!
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
KUWAITYE?
4 years ago
HI HateKasT
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
2 years ago
recover password
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