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ticks

on a snake

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by catastropheman

submitted February 9th 2012

57 comments
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it have to suck to have no arms to remove that shit
6 years ago
has...
6 years ago
i didn't know ticks could attached to something with scales, learn something new everyday on mucho
6 years ago
Same here, I am somewhat surprised to see this can happen.
6 years ago
looks like the fuckers crawl under the scales to get to the softer flesh.
6 years ago
I can hardly blame them. Have you ever had snake? It's just delicious.
6 years ago
Snakes are our friends. Shame on you.

They should be hailed as badass.
6 years ago
soft shell turtle is better
6 years ago
you've had that? Lucky git!
6 years ago
around here we shoot anything that moves then cook and eat it
6 years ago
ive also eaten grubs and acorns, arcorns are pretty damn good too
6 years ago
Let's not forget about deer. Cervine meat is DELICIOUS.
6 years ago
Cervine? Sounds like some vaginally derived source of protein.
6 years ago
who hasn't had deer though? its pretty standard.
6 years ago
Not here it aint. Had it once in a burger, so couldnt really appreciate the actual flavour. I've eaten locusts and mealworms though. Fills a hole. inb4 Not that hole.
6 years ago
i usually don't like the gaminess of deer or squirrel, tastes like mutten, but if you cook it into something like chili or jerky its better.
6 years ago
I once had a deer and bacon burger that was just amazing.
6 years ago
Fucking ouch.
6 years ago
ticks dont hurt. there saliva stunned daze
6 years ago
one word to much in this paragraph i guess...
6 years ago
god damit, i drank to much already...
6 years ago
Okay then.

Fucking ew.
6 years ago
ticks on the eye must ouch a lot.
6 years ago
you dont have nerves on youre eye....no pain
6 years ago
you..... have never touched your eye before huh seal?
or gotten anything in it?
take a pen and jam it into your eye and tell me there is no pain you doofus
6 years ago
I have had crap in my eye twice, always from milling metal with a grinder and not wearing protective glasses (I'me a real pro) And it's a strange feeling when they scratch it out of your eye. No pain since they put some painkiller in your eye before the procedure. But you do feel it, so I imagine it hurts when they don't put that stuff in your eye.
6 years ago
i had a straw jammed into my eye.. and it was anything but painless...
probably one of the most painful things i ever experienced
6 years ago
I jammed a straw in a guy's eye once.

he looked like he was in a lot of pain.
6 years ago
i touched my eye to test. and yes youre right it hurts o.0
6 years ago
learned something today. thx guys : )
6 years ago
I have a cool squidly like story about the first time they removed millings from my eye.
6 years ago
like a straw to the eye...
6 years ago
Seal is right. The eye itself can't feel pain. If you jammed a pen into your eye, yak, all the things behind the eye would certainly hurt like hell. The nerves, the muscles, all that.
6 years ago
so im the smart guy here right? and everyone else is stupid
6 years ago
Just stating facts, nothing else.
6 years ago
My eye doesn't feel any pain at all. Its me who feels the pain when something touches my eye.
6 years ago
You're not so sharp on the facts, are you Rags? First I find you calling hyenas canines and now this... Just Google the corneal nerves.
6 years ago
I never ever called Hyenas canines. I knew that years and years ago.
6 years ago
I bought a ball python from a pet shop once and then sat on my porch and pulled a dozen or so ticks off of it.....none were the size of grapes though.........just sayin'
6 years ago
this is a common problem with pet snakes?
6 years ago
Yep...youve gotta change the substrate(wood chips/shavings) every couple months and regularly change the water from their bowls to avoid this and other bugs...i had a ball python for 10 years..
6 years ago
IM SICK OF THESE MOTHER FUCKING TICKS ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING SNAKE!!!!
6 years ago
Awww...you stole my line
6 years ago
damn you yak that was the first thing that came to my mind. you too macabre.
6 years ago
just proves that im more sam jackson than you! :P
6 years ago
NOOOOOOOOO, YOUUU AIIIIIIINT.

youve gotta hear my impression of him...

MMMMMMMMMMMMM, THAT IS A BIG KAHUNA BUUUUURRRRRRRGER
6 years ago
It's better off dead at that stage.
6 years ago
so, do those things eventually let go?
6 years ago
once they're full they drop off. the juicy ones look like the right size to fall
6 years ago
Makes ya wonder if they make a flea/tick dip for reptiles when this happens
6 years ago
Made me wonder whether they'd burst if you pricked them with a pin.
6 years ago
even the bloated ticks aren't under enough pressure to pop like that but they will splatter if you squeeze them. that makes removing the big ones like that a little more challenging.
6 years ago
Unlucky bugger.
6 years ago
Of all the shit on this site... This is the most disturbing to me.
6 years ago
you might need your head checked
6 years ago
it is pretty gross
but imagine if that was your tongue instead?
way grosser..
its just a matter of perspective
6 years ago
Imagine that your salivary glands started producing semen instead of spit, it would be like you came in your own mouth all day.
6 years ago
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