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19 PickUp Lines

if these lines don't get you LAID, then just give up

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by tr_willk

submitted February 9th 2012

16 comments
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Heather my love for you is like diarrhea...
6 years ago
As are your tears for everything else.
6 years ago
You know me so well.
6 years ago
the only pick up lines she hears is "hey, how much do i have to pay you to STFU?"
6 years ago
my best pickup line ive ever used was 'there are a lot of ugly people here, but your not one of them'
6 years ago
@yak - I might have to add that to my library,,,
6 years ago
The only reason this is getting upvotes is because everyone wants to fuck the voice out of that asian bitty.

* Bono upvotes. *
6 years ago
Upvoted because it was annoying, if a post makes me annoyed then its muchoworthy.
6 years ago
dat bitch iz nasty
6 years ago
why do you hate girls so much bono?
6 years ago
Cute girl.
6 years ago
These pick up lines only work on Asian people..
6 years ago
So does sharking..
6 years ago
shes cute and so gets the upvote
6 years ago
She's like an asian justin bieber. It's freaking me out. Or it's the weed.
6 years ago
I got to the diarrhea one before I had to turn it off, for risk of punching my computer screen.
6 years ago
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