points: 7

Well Mr. Possum...

I found you the perfect woman.

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by Sporty

submitted February 8th 2012

40 comments
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this is near perfect...if you want to get laid, just bring her a cat...saves on jewelry!
6 years ago
Its ok, we like pussy too.
6 years ago
no
6 years ago
Yes.
6 years ago
Just keep your dick in her mouth at all times.
6 years ago
oh yeah, I remember this, toaster subbed the remixed version that is autotuned. IIRC, this was a poorly done viral marketing thing by Eharmony
6 years ago
Yeah, for someone that did so much crying, I didn't see much in the way of tears, so I was gonna call fake.
6 years ago
I thought to myself "If jrob is linking that stupid sub of his I'm going to dump it"
* drumrave clicks *

submitted by: jrob2020
* drumrave scores *
6 years ago
keep it up
6 years ago
havin a bad day pal?
6 years ago
not really, just super sore and kind of tired
6 years ago
sounds like you could use a massage
* jrob2020 lights candles and gets massage oils *
6 years ago
* dwhill05 sets up camera *
6 years ago
Is it any wonder why she's still single?
6 years ago
No, because the video isn't real. As in, this was staged.
6 years ago
lol... she loves pussy.
6 years ago
So do I !
6 years ago
* toolman961 loves to touch it and squeeze it and take it home *
6 years ago
And you name it George?
6 years ago
Repost.
6 years ago
refer to my comment, crooner
6 years ago
crooner?
6 years ago
you're a smart boy, you should figure out what I mean by that
6 years ago
* dwhill05 waits for bono to start singing so he can throw his panties on the stage then faint *
6 years ago
I know what a crooner is.

6 years ago
I am not one.
6 years ago
you 'sing' and you groupies follow
6 years ago
Oooh. You mean now because I have blind followers instead of blind haters, you wanna go home and cry?
6 years ago
your groupies are the haters
6 years ago
was is really that far of a stretch
6 years ago
Calling me a crooner was supposed to lead me through all that shit?

My highlander comment was way better.
6 years ago
* dwhill05 gets tired of waiting for bono to start singing and angrily puts panties back on and storms off *
6 years ago
I still like the one with the song better :(
6 years ago
* Jones is still barking *
5 years ago
*swats dog
5 years ago
yikes
5 years ago
recover password
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