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JenE's real Intake

Not that any of you really care, but...have it.

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by JenE

submitted February 7th 2012

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JenE's real Intake
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your so fat when you get a cut you bleed milkshakes
6 years ago
I could sell that too!!!!
6 years ago
your so fat you walked by the tv and i missed three episodes.
6 years ago
your so fat you wore a malcolm x shirt and a helicopter tried to land on your back
6 years ago
That's your breakfast?
6 years ago
LMFAO
6 years ago
I could post a pic of how fat I really am...
6 years ago
Shit now i am craving pizza....
6 years ago
Naked.
6 years ago
An unfortunate interpost.
6 years ago
your so fat you're the same height lying down as you are standing up
6 years ago
your so fat you have a list of foods you eat
6 years ago
You're so fat, this guy ^ will fuck you.
6 years ago
thats cool i dont mind taking one for the team. come bring that big ass over here jen ;)
6 years ago
I wouldn't say you're fat but you have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone directory.
6 years ago
That's the dumbest avatar I've ever seen.
6 years ago
hahaha LOL
6 years ago
You could be in the movies, you could play crowd scenes all by yourself
6 years ago
Is it alright if I sell you're underwear to the circus? I hear they need a new tent
6 years ago
Ok shut up now.
6 years ago
what are you, her bf?
6 years ago
In my dreams.
6 years ago
your so fat, after sex you smoke a ham.

/me stops with the fat jokes and goes to make a sandwich
6 years ago
Wow. Only two items that aren't processed animal protein. Bread and kool-aid. Ever heard of vegetables? Or the food pyramid? No wonder you're out of shape. Probably tired and depressed all the time too.
6 years ago
fuck vegetables
6 years ago
I eat veggies, just not any today. I love carrots.
6 years ago
* crippledick paints his penis orange and his pubes green *
6 years ago
Brussels sprouts, green beans, cauliflower , cabbage, asparagus...Mhmm
6 years ago
25 pounds of carrots a week probably
6 years ago
anything but lima beans and cooked spinach.
6 years ago
You might want to see a doctor about that hand.
6 years ago
It's left handed.
6 years ago
was that just breakfast? Like why would pizza first then eggs? Is your list backwards?
6 years ago
my day was backwards, I ate the pizza at work and had breakfast for supper.
6 years ago
I see, and other than that one drink you drink water?
6 years ago
That or diet soda (only because I grew up with that and prefer the taste)
6 years ago
diet soda fixes everything
6 years ago
super-size the diet soda and you lose twice as much...
6 years ago
doesn't work.
6 years ago
diet soda is poison. Not only is Aspartame terrible in and of itself, but the sweetness tricks your body into releasing insulin without providing sugar to be absorbed. This causes a sugar craving roller coaster and will eventually lead to diabetes. You drink diet soda you will be fat and then you will be dead.
6 years ago
*diabeetus
6 years ago
that's bullshit rumors. show me science that says artificial sweeteners cause a noticable effect on insulin levels of humans.
6 years ago
if dt soda releases insulin without provide sugar, my mother, who has diabetes would have had insulin reactions ALL the time.
6 years ago
believe what you like. I'm not the fat unhealthy one.
6 years ago
oh, and here you go crippledick... if you're smart enough to understand all those big words... http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2887500
6 years ago
Wait, I had it backwards, the pancreas make insulin. So my mom drinking dt pop would have no effect on that. either way, I don't have diabetes, I'm not pre-diabetic so I don't give a fuck.
6 years ago
insulin lowers blood sugar...therefore diet drinks would lower blood sugar(pretending you are correct). Diabetes is caused by lack of insulin production. DIET COKE CURES DIABEETUS!!!
6 years ago
*doesn't make insulin
6 years ago
you're both idiots. read the article and don't assume that your personal anecdotal evidence offers you any sort of insight into the workings of the human body.
6 years ago
thebloodynine is right, its better to drink regular soda
6 years ago
meh
6 years ago
Also JenE, from the look of you in that other pic what you actually mean is "I'm not pre-diabetic YET." You are a fat, lazy, unhealthy american. And as is typical of americans, you think you're intelligent and well informed when you are actually shockingly ignorant.
6 years ago
yeah cause there are no fat britts...http://muchosucko.com/91834/jenEs-intake
6 years ago
What makes you so special that you KNOW I will be pre-diabetic. Anyone can read articles. Do you know my test results? Are you my doctor? NO so STFU!
6 years ago
I bet TheBloodyNine has bad teeth.
6 years ago
I'll have you know I have excellent teeth haha.
http://muchosucko.com/new/91912/JenE-visits-the-doctor
6 years ago
Ya know Nine, I've been diabetic for 23 years now-as a result of drinking vast quantities of REGULAR soda, amongst other things- and therefore I'm fully qualified to say: you are so full of shit it squirts. ou probably believe in chemtrails too.
6 years ago
There is a big difference between giving rats an IV of acesulfame K and humans ingesting it. There are also studies showing that xylitol spikes insulin in dogs. There are none that show an effect on human insulin. It's easy. Take a blood sugar reading, drink a diet soda, take another reading. There's no effect.
6 years ago
I hear bulimia works.
6 years ago
I have a fear of puking.
6 years ago
I hear anorexia also works.
6 years ago
Tried that yesterday, I failed.
6 years ago
just get lipo
6 years ago
Or just hang around people fatter than you.
6 years ago
I don't have insurance, I bet I could get gastric by-pass if I had insurance.
6 years ago
I do that sometimes. I usually flaunt my boobs so it takes the attention off my belly.
6 years ago
You do have nice boobs. And I must say, fat girls are fun in bed.
6 years ago
do you eat this shit everyday ? cause i think i can probably do half this list , fatass
6 years ago
No I don't. I should just post my list everyday.
6 years ago
why would you eat 1 1/2 fried eggs?
6 years ago
serious, i dont even know what the fuck fried eggs are, shit sounds like its heart stopper
6 years ago
are you 10 or just a complete moron?
6 years ago
Both.
6 years ago
Get a frying pan, put some butter in it, crack some eggs.
6 years ago
its an egg that's been fried dumb ass....
6 years ago
i eat way more than this everyday and im skinny....:)
6 years ago
6 years ago
Yeah, I have a slow metabolism and I sit on my ass all day, I have a desk job.
6 years ago
I like to cook bacon in a pan and use the bacon grease to cook eggs in
6 years ago
That is delicious!
6 years ago
using bacon grease is the only way to fry an egg
6 years ago
ive never had a fried egg before, and i probably wont ever have one so shut the fuck up .
6 years ago
since when did tuesdays become dumbass tuesdays? first bitcho making a complete fool of himself and now cryass. even box made a special guest apperance
6 years ago
For those three, everyday is Dumbass Day.
6 years ago
Am I the only one that finds it interesting that the top two most discussed both have to do with JenE and her weight.
6 years ago
I noticed that.
6 years ago
and #3 is fat jrob lol...
6 years ago
LOL
6 years ago
celebrity
6 years ago
If you went on a diet two undeveloped nations would have enough food to eat for a year.
6 years ago
You all know good and damned well if she offered up the pussy that you would take it.
6 years ago
=(
6 years ago
you would be ear deep in that mound also. you got your own thread, go away.
6 years ago
How can you consume that much? I'm lucky if I can manage to eat two 'meals' a day.
6 years ago
My stomach is well trained.
6 years ago
*Everyone pay attention to me!
6 years ago
Eveyone's interposting me goddammit.
6 years ago
from the looks of it, that was two meals. Pizza and breakfast. where does the cottage cheese fit in?
6 years ago
* urkelbot bites his tongue *
6 years ago
The cottage cheese was an appetizer before "breakfast for supper".
6 years ago
lol @ Crip's avy
6 years ago
Appetizers are for restaurants not your trailer with a qt. of cottage cheese before "supper". You make fat asses like me look bad.
6 years ago
#1 I don't live in a trailer. #2 It was a qt. IF you can read it says 1 cup.
6 years ago
wasnt* dammit.
6 years ago
Bitches can write anything they want on paper. I am looking at the amount of cottage cheese that has gone directly to your thighs without passing go or collecting 200 dollars.
6 years ago
Sounds like you hate women. Faggot?
6 years ago
I hate dumb bitches who think people on the internet give a fuck what you shove in your mouth. I am a big man and I don't need to post what I eat because it all ends up on the scale at the end of the day. So I hate women who think eating out of a dump truck like its a cafeteria tray is something interesting.
6 years ago
No one cares what you think.
6 years ago
Wow, I think someone needs a therapist.
6 years ago
OLY RAGE!
6 years ago
Oly Smash*
6 years ago
wait wait wait is oly picking on fat people now? Didn't he get mad at someone else who was fat that was making fun of him
6 years ago
self-loathing = random raging
6 years ago
randomly eating between meals at home is probbly called a snack :P
6 years ago
Wait wait...you eat whole packs of cottage cheese right out of the box? Like an appetizer?
6 years ago
cottage cheese comes in a box?
4 years ago
Is this really what Mucho has come to?

* DushanMandik sobs *
6 years ago
it's always been this dumb - only the names change
6 years ago
I'd either be passed out or rolling around in agony if I tried to eat that much.
6 years ago
That wasn't at one time. It was within like 16hrs.
6 years ago
I could easily eat all that in one sitting, but then again I have a high metabolism and live an active lifestyle, so my body would just use it as delicious, fatty fuel.
6 years ago
Things I have eaten today: 1 granola bar, 1 mondo burrito from Taco Del Mar with chips and queso, 1 shrimp Caesar salad.
6 years ago
1 hotdog and a handful of Cape Cod jalapeno chips
6 years ago
can o spagetti o's, chips, chocolate covered cranberries and home made mac n cheese ... all portions grande size cuz that's how I roll
6 years ago
i ate 14 slimjims, 4 packets of mayo, 3 fake sugar packets for coffee and 9 pints of goat milk.
6 years ago
You have mayo in packets?
6 years ago
was that a serious question?
6 years ago
from fast food places you can get them
6 years ago
i meant blood... not milk.. wtf did i type milk for...
6 years ago
start eating vegetables only and start to freeze, it burns a lot of energy. i once lost 3 ( about 3% of my body mass) kg a day just by working in an ice cold river.
6 years ago
Note to self don't eat eggs, pizza, cottage cheese, cheese sticks, kool aid, toast or sausage
6 years ago
just stick with the dick, you'll shed those pounds right off
6 years ago
I'm not going to try your diet I don't need to loose weight that bad
6 years ago
no?
6 years ago
I tried a juicing died but it the bloodsugar spikes made me feel like shit
6 years ago
you're not supposed to be juicing twinkies there, sport
6 years ago
awww shit
6 years ago
i say own your fatness
6 years ago
*gayness
6 years ago
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