points: 72

Gorley's wife

featuredsexy

by gorley66

submitted February 5th 2012

120 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
Gorley's wife
tagged:
comments (120)
Mother of god.
6 years ago
* urkelbot pukes out both ends *
6 years ago
Vomitcircus said to post a pic of her naked
6 years ago
and you listen to Vomit?
6 years ago
Goddammit vomit. Go to the back of the bus.
6 years ago
C'mon urks...upvote this so we can get it featured.
6 years ago
Finally. She obviously didn't SEE this coming. Hey-oh!
6 years ago
lol gorley . i would like too see her doggy style with her pink pull apart
6 years ago
nope, sorry
6 years ago
i'm still shooting for tuesday tho...with the bhole
6 years ago
for the love of god noooooooooooo
6 years ago
* possum resigns from Mucho, effective immediately *
6 years ago
you may crash internet
6 years ago
do it gorley
6 years ago
ohw nohw - guess what tomorrow is?
6 years ago
Dude...you fucking married jaba the hut!
6 years ago
i think she speaks his language at times
6 years ago
So, like which roll do you fuck?
6 years ago
have to do it doggy
6 years ago
The one thats most moist and furthest away from her face ...
6 years ago
no...that causes male yeast infections...fact
6 years ago
god i hated those things...
6 years ago
FFFFffffffffffffUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
6 years ago
Sorry, I just needed to let that out.
6 years ago
WWÄH
6 years ago
The funny part was, she asked "whats this paper for?"
6 years ago
and not why your taking the pic
6 years ago
blind women dont see cameras
6 years ago
but she sees paper?
6 years ago
now I feel like an ass
6 years ago
blind people see with their hands
6 years ago
no they feel with there hands...they are blind they can't see
6 years ago
I'll quit being an ass now
6 years ago
no offense...when she's searching for things...i tell her she's not looking in the right place
6 years ago
hide the twinkies, sir
6 years ago
lol
6 years ago
Heeey good lookin
Whhaaat you got cookin
How about cookin some of that up for meee....
* xzekiel taps foot *
6 years ago
* possum shitsocks zeke on my way out the door *
6 years ago
meannnnnn
6 years ago
this sub should of came with a warning
6 years ago
I posted her pic with her dog
6 years ago
but she was dressed
6 years ago
and vomitcircus said post a nude pic...since jrob was promoting bhole tuesday
6 years ago
* white-devil stabs his eyes with a fork *
6 years ago
vomitcircus is a bad influence on you
6 years ago
i've done worse...plus she gained all this weight over the last 10 yrs
6 years ago
and...?
6 years ago
...and...more cushin for the pushin
6 years ago
now i feel bad for not working out today :( gained 70 pounds in the last 5 years and been trying to loose it for the last 173 days guess I;ll keep this pic as a reminder to workout every day
6 years ago
I'm sorry, I just can't stop staring at it.
6 years ago
kind of like a sexy Michelin man
6 years ago
hypnotic to say the least
6 years ago
holy fucking gold. i thought heather had the quote of the day today talking with her... but that... gorley... easily wins
6 years ago
Please dear lord...let this be the new super-nova thread.
6 years ago
Oh no he didn't...
6 years ago
go back to bed you lutefisk-guzzler
6 years ago
How did you know i just got up? This is usualy when i go to bed...
6 years ago
Its like a once-in-a-month occasion that i get up at a normal time.
6 years ago
they call me postradamus...
6 years ago
or Axel, for short
6 years ago
I remember, i said i went to bed, doh.
Busted.
6 years ago
this one at least has the potential
6 years ago
Never in my life have I seen a picture that couldnt be fucked up with photoshop until now. There is nothing I can do to this picture to make it worse than it is.
6 years ago
shop drums head on it
6 years ago
I dont think that would do it but trust me, I'm thinking on this one.
6 years ago
OH DEAR GOD, DON'T CLICK ON IT. IT GETS BIGGER
6 years ago
thatdude clicks the shit out of his mouse to make it bigger :)
6 years ago
What if they made a photoshop where they zoomed in on her and you could see hundreds of tiny little muchoers living in between the fat rolls?
6 years ago
Ok, I'm off to bed. G'night mucho and thanks for this wonderful pic gorley,,,but please don't sub a bh pic. kthnxbye!
6 years ago
goodnight
6 years ago
What's her zipcode?
6 years ago
*area
6 years ago
sadly...there are much larger women living in our city
6 years ago
mind ei koti
6 years ago
I got Susanne Eman(google it) living in my town ...seen her at best buy a few weeks ago fuck did she stink
6 years ago
the floor really did shake when she walked
6 years ago

Vomitcircus
You should post a nude picture of her.
5 days ago report spam | like | stfu
6 years ago
gorely is your wife really blind? and for that matter are you blind for marrying this beast? please tell me she was one a hot brunette stripper and you just have one of those "feeding" fetishes.
6 years ago
6 years ago
Hmm that's erh wow ... that can't smell fresh.
6 years ago
well she was fresh out of the shower...and surprisingly she doesnt smell like fromunda cheese on sourdough like most morbidly obese people
6 years ago
Dear God...
6 years ago
Why isn't this picture tagged "hot babe"?
6 years ago
you like?
6 years ago
This is just immoral
6 years ago
* Oranjeboom upvotes *
6 years ago
I told her about posting her other pic...she wasnt too mad...i told her you guys wanted nude pics and a pic of her bhole...and she said we were a bunch of sick fuckers
6 years ago
she may be blind but shes not stupid
6 years ago
she only did three stupid things in her life....didnt manage her diabetes for 7 yrs, smoked crack, and married me
6 years ago
Well if it's all the stupid shit she did, she chose well achieving a shitload of trouble in only 3 bad choices.
6 years ago
I have never seen a big crackhead.
6 years ago
... but I see a big crack.
6 years ago
id rather be single .
6 years ago
Wish granted?
6 years ago
i'd rather be anything than married to that or even want to be gorley
6 years ago
just when i think mucho can't make me shake my head in disbelief anymore... it proves me wrong.
6 years ago
bet you didn't see the big blind wife in MS's future
6 years ago
*bbw
6 years ago
*ssbbw
6 years ago
I could try to talk her into a bhole or vag pic...but i know y'all dont want a sex tape...i cant mount her and hold the camera at the same time :(
6 years ago
^ I pooped myself with laughter at this point. You have to be the most amazing guy ever. Big ups.
6 years ago
6 years ago
Holy hell she likes eating huh?
6 years ago
no..she was getting dressed after getting out of the shower...she called me in the room to help her put her bra on and i grabbed my phone and made the sign...she rotated on her axis as i was taking the pic
6 years ago
only one bra?
6 years ago
You annoy me.
6 years ago
you're just jealous
6 years ago
More jelly rolls than a Dunkin Donuts
6 years ago
Can't...stop....looking....at ....!
(Bites down on closed fist)
6 years ago
So, when you go muff diving, do you have to hang her upside down to get to it?
6 years ago
nope...thankfully i have good lung capacity and a long talented tongue
5 years ago
Gorlitto!!
5 years ago
Sup Squatty
5 years ago
and fluff...i'd muff dive you anywhich way you want to be in to find out how and how well i can muff dive my ol' lady
5 years ago
She doesn't like that shit for some reason.
5 years ago
she hasnt had me yet....I had a bi-chick tell me I was better than her girlfriend
5 years ago
Hey gorley where have you been? Did they take your electricity away for not paying the bills?
5 years ago
And lets keep it going...
6 years ago
I'd do her.
6 years ago
You forgot the "Heather" tag.
4 years ago
recover password