points: 33

Mans Best Friend

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by thatdude420

submitted February 2nd 2012

18 comments
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Mans Best Friend
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Dogs don't discriminate.
6 years ago
uh
6 years ago
Feed, my brothers!
6 years ago
Hyenas are more closely related to cats than dogs. Hyenas resemble dogs due to congruent evolution.
6 years ago
Also hippos = horses and whales = bears.
6 years ago
And the female hyenas have bigger 'penises' then the males, which they deliver babies through..
6 years ago
Although "hippopotamus” does come from the Greek for “water or river horse,” they are not related to horses at all—in fact, their closest living relatives may be pigs or whales and dolphins!
6 years ago
Copied from the first google result from "Are hippos related to horses", complete with the exclamation mark found on the page.
6 years ago
That's what google is for and worth billions of dollars...
6 years ago
that's changed just enough to qualify as my own work. Let's look at what I am alleged to have plagiarized: "“Hippopotamus” comes from a Greek word meaning “water or river horse.” But hippos are not related to horses at all—in fact, their closest living relatives may be pigs or whales and dolphins!"

6 years ago
Since I'm not a zoologist, I'm obviously using an expert opinion, that being the part about their closest living relatives.

As to hippopotomus meaning water/river horse in Greek, anyone with a classical education should know that.
6 years ago
Hyrax (Google it) = Elephant
6 years ago
Also, points to Conky for knowing some of the more fun animal genitalia trivia! Missed out that due to the female's "penis" her first ever cub will often get stuck (and suffocate to death). Eventually the (dead) cub splits the organ open and her next birth is more likely to be successful.

TL;DR: Hyenas are hardcore.
6 years ago
Indeed.
6 years ago
Hare, I actually already knew that. About the Hyrax, at least.
6 years ago
Well, a male hyena can ejaculate multiple times, so that makes up for the females more interesting bits. The greater the risk, the greater the reward!
6 years ago
I expected gay bestiality, but this is better.
6 years ago
i told you to lurk more you stubborn noob
6 years ago
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