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Shit Guys With Small Dicks Say

Heres the perfect answer for Drums: MIDGETS

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by DushanMandik

submitted January 30th 2012

58 comments
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Yes, Hello, Father? Why did you do this to me?
6 years ago
Aren't you supposed to be screaming or something? Why aren't you screaming?
6 years ago
It's times like this I'm thankful to be skinny and white.

Skinny, because they have bigger dicks than fatties.
White, because they have bigger dicks than asians.

I'm guaranteed not to finish last.
6 years ago
you realize that's not how it works right?
6 years ago
Well, I'm skinnier than you and my penis is bigger than yours, so yeah.
6 years ago
THAT'S TOTALLY HOW IT WORKS
6 years ago
because genetics has nothing to do with anything
6 years ago
can I quote you on that? Out of context of course.
6 years ago
Bono, what you have is a relative size difference. Your dick just looks bigger because the rest of you is tiny.
6 years ago
I'm looking at actual size difference.

Drumrave's penis is under 6 inches.
6 years ago
not by much
6 years ago
Mine is closer to 7 than 6.

My girth is unremarkable, but then, so is drumrave's.
6 years ago
"pics or it didn't happen"-bono
6 years ago
No thanks, I already have you admitting you have a tiny dick in the comments.

I'm validated for the day.
6 years ago
tiny? no
6 years ago
If your penis was standing next to my penis, your penis would look like this.

http://muchosucko.com/86561/Midget-Dynamo
6 years ago
no
6 years ago
7 inches vs 5 inches, I think so.
6 years ago
hahahaha, tiny dick.
6 years ago
Log out of Mucho, Click on ad "Grow your dick!" It works.
6 years ago
FUCK YOU ITS AVERAGE YOU STUPID FAGGOTS
6 years ago
Hey Bono, my dick's bigger than yours, so that means I'm better than you. Shut the fuck up.
6 years ago
The fact that you're bragging about your penis size on the internet means you have a small dick in real life.
6 years ago
No, I'm pretty sure the fact that drumrave ADMITS to having a small dick means he has a small dick in real life.
6 years ago
Ah, but we're not talking about his admitting to having a small dick. The discussion here is you compensating for your miniscule member.
6 years ago
Ah, but we ARE talking about drumrave's tiny penis.

Ergo I commented: "hahahaha. tiny dick."

And I was content.
6 years ago
No, you and drumrave are talking about his tiny penis. You and I are talking about you compensating for having a small penis.
6 years ago
In summation, you started a conversation with me to talk about my penis, and apparently you want a picture too?
6 years ago
Yeah, whatever. Handled, faggot.
6 years ago
Hey, I didn't say anything about a picture. I'm merely pointing out that you feel the need to talk about how "large" your penis on the internet, and how that generally means that it's small.
6 years ago
You think you can generalize Bono, how cute.
6 years ago
Yep, I pretty much can. You're the same sort of "ha ha, I win" person that gets found anywhere, even though they're the only one's that think they won.
6 years ago
Isn't 5 - 5.5 inches average? How can drums be small if it's average? Just curious.
6 years ago
Because wikipedia lies to make people feel better.
6 years ago
The same information is available elsewhere.
6 years ago
Everywhere that you smalldicked faggots post it to feel better about yourselves.
6 years ago
this is lame
6 years ago
lmao @ drums downvote
6 years ago
"genetics has nothing to do with anything."

- drumrave
6 years ago
well, to be fair, it's not really a good sub. We've had how many of these now? And this one has to be the least funny
6 years ago
^ is the Indian kid
6 years ago
everyone else liked it drum :(
6 years ago
still sucked
6 years ago
what it may have lacked in humor, it completely made up for in relevance...twas just a joke anyway drums, I sincerely hoped you'd take it in stride :P
6 years ago
NO IT WAS NOT FUNNY
6 years ago
"I gave it to her Indian Style" Thats was the only humorous thing in the whole vid.
6 years ago
i say "hey whats that over there?!" then when they look I drop a roofie in their drink
6 years ago
I gotta remember that trick.
6 years ago
Kind of unrelated but I know a cop who has a penile implant that inflates when something is pressed in his sack (sends fluid to his cock, giving him an erection). Anyway, one day he was apparently struggling with a suspect and this 'button' got hit leaving him straddling the dude with a full hard until things got under control and he could deflate it. Awkward moment.
6 years ago
We have a video of that on Mucho.
6 years ago
who gives a shit about pleasure a women, it's all about my pleasure. If some bitch would start whining about the size ( to big!) i don't care just pumping that fuckdole or beat the shit out of her. Fucking whore!
6 years ago
Goddamn welfare fuckdole bitches.
6 years ago
Smooth like butter, PS.
6 years ago
Mucho is back! Shit yeah! And I'm still in my twenties!! I never thought it would happen man! No longer do I have to try and maintain a social life in the real world.

Back on topic, tiny penis' don't exist, just massive minges.
6 years ago
youre late
6 years ago
how late exactly?
6 years ago
9 months or so? not really sure exactly...
6 years ago
Damn, that IS late. Well I blame MS for being in its under construction phase for too long, I had to go out and get a life and shit. So I've been too busy to visit regularly.
6 years ago
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