I actually did this to a few of my friends and my brother, the best reaction was from my friends husband who got so angry he started sending pictures of dead cats!!!!! I did it during the Super Bowl just for added irritation value, and upgraded him to "RAPiD CaT fAcTS!" and I sent a fact every 5 minutes lolololol
Hey Jerkwad, not that I give a fuck what you say, but it is 100% true, I can post the message thread to prove it you fuckstick. I'm just saying its a great idea to fuck with your friends, I can see how this would irritate you since its obvious you're a douchebag and walking void of social interaction. I bet people have visions of shooting themselves in the face once your gaping hole of a mouth starts to jabber away incessantly about your cat freckles, and how you were voted most likely to get a tattoo in high school.
Is that an insult? Last I checked, tattoos are pretty cool. So, more like, "voted most likely to be cool." and to answer your question, yes, I have convinced people to commit suicide.
Well I'd say if you were voted most likely to be cool, you failed, it was a total fuckin' failure, from your response I guess they should have voted most likely to get a tattoo. And if you were smarter you'd realize what part of that was the insult, but since you're not I'll break it down for You in terms you can understand.... You are horrendously boring and your comments, though full of words, say nothing but "I'm mad my penis is small, blah, blah, blah, blah" I bet you're the guy who likes a girl to put a chain around his neck and stomp his little little balls, let's just hope she squashes those little fuckers to the point you're unable to procreate-
jenbirdy dont feed the trolls, and secondly this entire site is filled with no-life fucktards. If you find it interesting (as i do) to watch pathetic douchbags such as jerkstore ( and 90% of muchos population) cry about being butthurt and how "cool" they are then carry on. Otherwise remember we have everything these cock gobblers don't.. friends, a life, a mate, a family, a house, and a job, hence them hitting on every chick with 2 legs and hating on anything they cant manage, just disregard the vile spewing.
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Ahem. The statement that I made up there ^ was a complete fucking lie. Why didn't anybody try to call me out or stfu me? I'll tell you why; because faggots like Jerkstore are the real attention whores. They see somebody like Jerby having a good time, relating to a submission, and just HAVE to put their 2 cents in. "HEY, LOOK AT ME!!!" I bet Jerk is the type of guy that never grew out of that misguided grade school mentality of trying to express his feelings for a girl by tripping her or pulling her hair. Nowadays he just relies on the old "Shut the fuck up BITCH, ya fuckin' WHORE!" Gets em' every time! :/
Another groupie... very stereotypical behavior Dush. If you go back and review the zings, you would see that I made attacks based on actually personality traits that she has been very open and evident with, and not just the arbitrary "oh youre probably actually a loser in real life that gets off on trolling" like you guys are doing. Dush, protect this fat ugly whore all you want, I'm still gonna call her out for being a spammy bitch.
I'm not protecting anybody. I'm just saying...is it really such a far fetched idea that the same scenario happened to her, and she's just relating? That's how this all got started...
Yeah, it seems pretty obvious to me that she's lying for attention... she's a desperate attention whore, admittedly both a whore and an exhibitionist. and me, I'm a misogynistic asshole. I don't see what the problem here is dush.
Exactly, and I'll post it TONIGHT. Not that It will make a difference to jerkwad who has self appointed himself comment sherrif. He won't stop being a dick until he gets over his fucked mommy issues.
Yeah yeah, if I lived at home with my mom, and spent all day jerking off and stinking of my own filth I would have had all day, I jerkwad have a job, douchebag....
All women welcome, ahem, *paging Toasty*. The theme is tits/nips hanging out of suspenders with arms out in front to make ze pits wrinkle up a bit while clearly displayed. That's ART!
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thatll teach you to do this shit in the comments, keep the petty bullshit fighting in chat
Who the fuck puts a video on YouTube introducing themselves??? A big, fat, greasy, attention whore, that's who-
me/ snaps suspenders
/me re-snaps suspenders.
http://muchosucko.com/new/94758/Jenbirdy-Does-Catfacts
/me raises hands to stretch
/me grabs the tissues and puts out the cat.
/me says in gravelly Men's Warehouse voice - I guarantee it.
bono you can learn a thing or 2 from this