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featuredmuchoers gone wild

by toolman961

submitted January 26th 2012

140 comments
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comments (140)
Anybody want to come over for some finger food?
7 years ago
I love you tool, will you put a tampon in me now?
7 years ago
Definetly, give me your address and I'll punch it in to my GPS. I am experianced and not just a pervert.
7 years ago
You're my idol toolman.
7 years ago
Thank you Mr. Hitler. Coming from a man of your stature, I take that as a true complement.
7 years ago
Nah, I aint drunk but I'd rape you on the toilet.....
7 years ago
Fucking gold
7 years ago
You do realize that I'm married and haven't had sex in over three years.
7 years ago
Tool, you are ten times more of a man than anyone else here. My hat is off, and will continue to be off to you sir.

* Einrednatreb bows before the great Toolman *
7 years ago
Why no sex in 3 years?
7 years ago
Because I've been to busy inserting tampons.
7 years ago
Fuck the Steelers.
7 years ago
My dick is small enough to fit all the way in your mouth you know?
7 years ago
Hahahahaha. Fuck Shittsburg in general!
7 years ago
the tittsburgh feelers
7 years ago
Trust me, if it wasn't for the Steelers, I wouldn't gie two fucks about this city or for the most part, this state. Common wealth state can suck my tiny dick!!!
7 years ago
Pittsburg is the new hipster town. Toolman is hip now
7 years ago
He was in Pittsburgh before it was popular.
6 years ago
God bless you both.
7 years ago
It's been fun.
7 years ago
Toolman you remind of Dan Conner..
7 years ago
?
7 years ago
7 years ago
Hey, I was set up.
7 years ago
you're a pure gentleman toolie
7 years ago
So I don't fit in the gang is what you're saying?
7 years ago
well its what i would have done... so same gang as me dude
7 years ago
So do you mean all those nasty things that I've been saying about England doesn't apply?
7 years ago
Do you see how deep the snow is in the window?
7 years ago
Eat a bag of shit cryax.
7 years ago
Your a good egg Tool.
7 years ago
a little hard boiled tonight though.
7 years ago
Where are all the women on this site when I need them?
7 years ago
Eat a litterbox of shit cryax
7 years ago
I love the thumbnail on this video!
7 years ago
Eat a pile of shit cryax
7 years ago
OC is makes Mucho's content God-Tier.

Take notes yak.
7 years ago
English please.
7 years ago
"User-generated content vastly improves the average quality of MuchoSucko.com"
7 years ago
You know, instead of getting this post twice a month.

http://muchosucko.com/84501/possom

7 years ago
I'm not looking at that.
7 years ago
You've seen it 6 times before anyway.

The point is ORIGINAL CONTENT is good. This is good.
7 years ago
it doesn't take a team of rocket scientists to figure that out
7 years ago
^ has never posted OC
7 years ago
ive never put myself on here cause i have no desire to be a mucho celebrity but i have posted original content before
7 years ago
You know, Bono is actually right about that dw you selfish bitch... We keep on giving and you just take and take :(
7 years ago
im not falling for it jones, you just want a pic of me so you can photoshop it. i have tried to talk one of my friends into trying the pizza roll challenge but it hasnt happened yet. i'll keep working on it
7 years ago
oww, that just hurt me.
7 years ago
you have never posted OC. i demand proof stating otherwise.
7 years ago
put on a lone ranger maask and do it yourself
7 years ago
and your indiana jones hat
7 years ago
Not all photoshops are mean spirited dw.
7 years ago
no way am i subjecting myself to such silliness for you assholes enjoyment, thats what my goofy friend is for. i would dust off the indiana jones hat if i made a video
7 years ago
i know jones, but still, neh. i did promise seagal that i would sub my pic under one condition and that aint happening any time soon
7 years ago
Come on my friend, join me in the humiliation and just say fuck it to the rest of humanity.
7 years ago
Do you want my address and phone number again? I'm not ascared.
7 years ago
if i had the time and money to travel id come visit you but im sure youd much rather be visited by one of muchos fine ladies
7 years ago
No, then I'd have to get into a verbal fight with the wife while fucking them. It's not worth the aggrevasion.
7 years ago
aggravation
7 years ago
hes just a little drunk
7 years ago
That's what Oranjeboom gives me with all his anti American jargen.
7 years ago
jargon
7 years ago
happy muchoday orangetree
5 years ago
Sorry tool, but it's been a long time and I forget, what happened to your wife again? Was it an aneurism?
7 years ago
stroke
7 years ago
which she can't do to my cock anymore.
7 years ago
You're a better man than most.
7 years ago
she looks like she still has one good hand so you must have a have dick
7 years ago
what's a have dick?
7 years ago
have dick should of been big dick
7 years ago
I wish
7 years ago
i never thought a man shoving a tampon in his wifes cunt could make me say dawww,but dawwwwwwwwww
7 years ago
You wouldn't say that if you were in my shoes jrob.
7 years ago
much respect to ya,tool
7 years ago
and fuck you jones and dw, I feel enough pitty for myself that I don't need it from you two bottom feeders. I will drink so much alochol tonight that it will give both of you alcohol poisioning.
7 years ago
talk is cheap do it
7 years ago
but hitting the stfu button holds a ton of weight
7 years ago
Do you know me from somewhere cryax?
7 years ago
naw i dont, but i pressed the stfu button and said that comment without even watching the video, you seem like a decent guy that takes care of his wife
7 years ago
good guy * but thats a sticky mess, i cant believe you do that, i would have to get really drunk to do what you do, bravo
7 years ago
I don't care in anyway, but you seem to stfu me more then you think. More then anybody else does, but I usually forget about it and still upvote your posts, unlike some pussies on this site.
7 years ago
Tool, cryax does that on everyone, he thinks its fun, its got nothing to do with you personally.
7 years ago
At 0:02, is that your stepdaughter just standing around in the dark there? Creepy.
7 years ago
One of my female dogs you beautiful lipped son of a bitch!
7 years ago
lol
7 years ago
Yeah but you get a glimpse into the dark room on the side and it looks like someone is standing around there.
7 years ago
Doh, nevermind.
* Barret hangs head in shame. *
7 years ago
its a ghost
7 years ago
i saw it too, it is kinda creepy
7 years ago
The house is haunted by all the women that killed themselves after tool raped them.
7 years ago
*Young boys
7 years ago
that is definetely a ghost for sure !
7 years ago
Looking at my own dick in shame, I'd never rape a young boy. Now you on the other hand with those sensuous lips, I don't know what i'd do in a drunken stuper.
7 years ago
now thats love
7 years ago
cute pedrobeara
7 years ago
I have a 15 year old stepdaughter pedo.
7 years ago
Just watched it. Toolman, you're probably the nicest guy I know. Quite the gentleman and at least semi-saintly. Kudos to you.
7 years ago
Do you know any Swedish girls with big tits and laryngitis that would like to vacation in my basement for a week or so naked?
7 years ago
Or Dutch girls for that matter.
7 years ago
all swedish girls are beautiful-even the ugly ones.
7 years ago
^This is true.
7 years ago
Don't know about Swedish or Dutch, but I might know some Danish girls Tooly.
7 years ago
That will do.
7 years ago
Awww
7 years ago
DAAWWWW :')
7 years ago
You are a good man tool
7 years ago
But am I still cute? I mean, would you fuck me?
7 years ago
A sick, twisted, fucked up, good man... but you're still a good man.
7 years ago
well done toolmanian

ill make it a zappathon in your honor sir...and i promise not to jack it to your wife
7 years ago
Well that's kind of you sir
7 years ago
why are you depriving jrob of looking at her turds btw?
7 years ago
i did feel alil gipped
7 years ago
I didn't tell her to flush.
7 years ago
First Sissymark and now this.. Man, this ain't your week jrob :(
7 years ago
Alright ladies, I just posted a video of myself inserting a tampon into my wife's bloody vagina. The least you can do is post a picture of your naked breastestes if you haven't already. Those of you that already have, my skinless dick wants to repeadly thank you.
7 years ago
Hats off to you tool.
7 years ago
Tool, you sir are an admirable gentleman. I have the utmost respect for you and being by your wife's side through thick and thin. This video is a real testament to the real men out there who know that marriage is sacred. Im drunk and Im getting mushy but I have to say that this video, even though it has a twisted nature to it, which Im totally into, is downright awesome. Thank you.
7 years ago
it all comes down to do i love her or dont i?
if you do - what wouldnt you do?
7 years ago
Toolman, as ever you take my breath away for a whole host of reasons, and in this case, all of em good.
Hats off indeed to you sir - you, are a gentleman.
7 years ago
You're alright Toolman... You're alright.
7 years ago
I could never disapprove, tool. A man as selfless as you deserves all the pussy in world.
Btw, I may need your services in roughly 28 days.
7 years ago
?
7 years ago
* dwhill05 pukes in a bag then mails it to OJ *
7 years ago
Glad your wife pulled through toolman.
7 years ago
* smerf depressed-sighs. *


You're a good man, Tool.
6 years ago
He really is. You gotta give it to the guy.
6 years ago
Tool...... you are a sick fuck.
5 years ago
lol
5 years ago
Jesus christ on a stick!!! How did I miss this???


Stupid fucking railroad...
3 years ago
lol, you did? filthy casual noob
3 years ago
To be fair.... I missed it too....
3 years ago
To be more fair..... I did have brain damage though.....
3 years ago
Are you indicating you don't have any damage now?
3 years ago
So does Sporty.
3 years ago
technically..... there is still some damage....
3 years ago
yet no one changes your tampons for you
3 years ago
:(
3 years ago
* NixonsGhost whistles for toolman *
3 years ago
On one hand, its really sweet and beautiful, but on the other hand he taped it and uploaded it to mucho. I don't know how to feel about this. Definite UV though.
3 years ago
*Thanks Toolman
3 years ago