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How to get rid of unsightly blemishes

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by kukluxknievel

submitted January 26th 2012

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How to get rid of unsightly blemishes
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Mustard gas is oldmeme.
6 years ago
shouldn't you be sniffing your sisters panties and jacking off in your mouth?
6 years ago
I TOLD you, it's called autofellatio.

Use the correct terminology and stop making us both look like fools.
6 years ago
shouldnt you be sniffing your sisters panties and autofellatio'ing yourself ?
6 years ago
Fellating. Learn how to conjugate you fucking limey prick.
6 years ago
i will do when you learn to accept your sexual nature
6 years ago
I haven't refuted anything; just corrected you fucktards and your horrid grammar.
6 years ago
You're goddamn right
6 years ago
You forgot the period.^^
6 years ago
no i dident
6 years ago
* conky runs like fuck *
6 years ago
Hi conky
6 years ago
ginger needs to try this
6 years ago
* drumrave golf claps for kkk. By george I think he's finally got it *
6 years ago
This makes 2 or 3 in a row that weren't actually horrible..

If you're reading this KKK, I'll stop downvoting everything you post. You have restored my faith in humanity.
6 years ago
* smerf shitsocks drumrave *
6 years ago
smerf, I meant evrybudyluvsaginger but I didn't feel like typing that dumbass name
6 years ago
and bono, quit being a douche, pansyass cumdumpster
6 years ago
* smerf hands drumrave some non-mustard gas facial cleanser *
6 years ago
I hope you gain all that weight back.
6 years ago
bono I hope you grow up and get a life
6 years ago
BLAM
6 years ago
You say you're an older version of me... what have you done with your extra ~3 years?

You got a job you like?
Lots of money?
A girlfriend?
6 years ago
wow
6 years ago
Bonowned.
6 years ago
ding ding
6 years ago
I've had a couple set backs, however, I have a steady income
6 years ago
setbacks.

- FAT
- MEXICAN
- FLORIDIAN
- BOX MOVER
- LOL
6 years ago
-lost 80 pounds at a healthy 5'11 200lbs
-more of a mix of german, anglo, scandinavian, and like 3rd or 4th generation american
-yup floridian
-not really
6 years ago
I guess that's it?
6 years ago
Fuck you, you're a box mover.
6 years ago
*package handler
6 years ago
he handles packages and package accesories
6 years ago
^real life philip j fry, only less smart and more of a loser
6 years ago
who me?
6 years ago
yes, damned interposting jrob
6 years ago
I'm like Philip J Fry, for sure. He has a kind heart, wants the best for himself. He's generous and even though he's not the best looking or richest, he doesn't give up on his dreams. He is tenacious, goes for what he wants. He makes the best of a bad situation and even though he's out of place and a bit awkward, he finds a way to fit in
6 years ago
"And there but for the flip of a coin, go we."
6 years ago
He is also an incestuous retard.
6 years ago
incestuous? hardly. Retard? That can be debated. He's not book smart, doesn't come off as intelligent, but for a 'dumb' guy he can be pretty insightful
6 years ago
bono has a point, he is his own grandpa
6 years ago
He went back in time and fucked his grandmother.

He lacks the delta brainwave because of this.

L2FUTURAMA
6 years ago
forgot about that episode
6 years ago
There but for the flip of a box goes he.
6 years ago
However, if you go back in time, before you were born and had sex with your grandmother, does that truly make you incestuous? Because you don't exist yet and if you were the one to impregnate your grandmother, than your very existence depends on that
6 years ago
* jrob2020 shartpukes *
6 years ago
BECAUSE HE FUCKED HIS GRANDMA, HE LACKS THE DELTA BRAINWAVE.

IT IS PART OF THE CONTINUITY

YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
6 years ago
I actually had an idea about that. My grandfather was married and owned his own bait and tackle shop, his 1st wife drowned in the river outside. He remarried and had 4 kids, one being my father.

There should be the biography that never was, as in, if his 1st wife didn't die, who would/could I be?
6 years ago
NO, my argument is based on the fact that if you time travel to a place in which you don't exist, you are not related to anyone, thus you are not related to any relatives until later in the spacetime continuum when you are physically born
6 years ago
LEARN2MEMBRANETHEORY
6 years ago
how can you forget about that episode, it was one of the very best. i nearly pissed myself i was laughing so hard all they way through it
6 years ago
selective memory. Also, I can forget whole plots to movies, except remember if I've seen it, if I liked it, and who was in it
6 years ago
selective memory my ass.

you are the rainman.
6 years ago
You haven't rebutted my argument about if it really is incestuous to sleep with someone, who is only related to you in the future, if you do it in the past, before your physical birth
6 years ago
It is explicitly stated later in the show that Fry lacks the delta brainwave BECAUSE he went back in time to be his own grandfather.

It only helps him SAVE THE UNIVERSE, you twat.
6 years ago
i dont see how that cant be incestuous, trying to argue against it is pretentious. you just want to take the good qualities of fry and ignore the bad ones
6 years ago
yes, he lacks the delta brainwave, maybe as a mutation? I don't exactly remember the episode and when it was explained. However, genetically his father had half of his grandmothers genes and have of Fry's genes. Then his father passed on Fry's genes to Fry.
6 years ago
It isn't a mutation you stupid fuck. It was stated EXPLICITLY by the Nibblonians that it was because he had sex with his grandma.
6 years ago
I still don't see it as being incestuous
6 years ago
You are literally being so stupid right now, it is borderline trolling.

So me and DW are just going to walk away knowing you're a tard.
6 years ago
i think drum needs to get a cat scan, there might be a tumor causing his sporadic memory lose
6 years ago
you guys are leaving because you have no argument against my claim
6 years ago
* Jones sniffs drumrave *

Nope, he's clean dw. No cats there, just ignorance.
6 years ago
I don't see how anything i said is ignorant, but please someone show me
6 years ago
so, i have concluded that my original statement that drum is like fry is more accurate than a originally thought, he might actually be missing brainwaves as well
6 years ago
I will not be waiting at the pizzeria for him however.
6 years ago
ITS DOLOMITE BABY
6 years ago
that's just wrong jones :(
6 years ago
♪ if it takes forever, i will wait for you ♪
6 years ago
all this because I told bono I hoped that he grows up and has a life :/
6 years ago
its ok drum, being fry isn't so bad. remember all those redeeming qualities of his you listed? you cant help but love fry is a retarded cousin kind of way
6 years ago
also he banged leela
6 years ago
yeah, leela is hot!
* dwhill05 gives drum a 'you banged leela' hi five! *
6 years ago
we need a picture of todd from scrubs to link when we give hi fives
6 years ago
And his grandma, time traveling notwithstanding.
6 years ago
dorkiest argument ever... but i LOLed the whole time
6 years ago
fuck you for making me scroll!
6 years ago
I need to give this recipie to some people at work!
6 years ago
Saddam approved!
6 years ago
rocket fuel
6 years ago
WTF is a shink?
6 years ago
i just tried this, my face burns
6 years ago
you did it wrong then
6 years ago
maybe i should drink the mixture? brb
6 years ago
the yellow smoke is making it very hard to breath how do ii fix tiis
6 years ago
you gotta drink it after, it fixes everything
6 years ago
bonu, i dont find you hard, i dont find you meek, i find your shit talking quite like zeke, you are a bitch, you have nothing to offer, you best friend is better than you, he is oster...so stfu and kill all your chat, noone cares for you especially yak!
6 years ago
And yes I used oster and zeke quite in jest,
because they are my friends, none of which you have best,
you find the net quite a farce for which you shed anger,
its a playground for you, for which you hope to spread danger,
so come as you will, come as you might,
the comradery shows well, it blows you out of sight :)
6 years ago
That was pretty fucking terrible.
6 years ago
better than others...I still love you brono :P
6 years ago
Man.. I thought the rapping was gay already, but you just turned it up to 11" there Dush.
6 years ago
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!?
6 years ago
if only rapping was a bannable offense
6 years ago
i think it will be now that Dush has ruined it.
6 years ago
This is why we can't have ni-... Bad things!
6 years ago
dush always ruins everything!
6 years ago
mucho poetry jam '12 RUINED
6 years ago
i rapped better than you faggot^
6 years ago
I mix that with beer.
6 years ago
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