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Chicks Love Guitar Players

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by thatdude420

submitted January 25th 2012

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Chicks Love Guitar Players
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Bullshit. *cries*
6 years ago
try turntables. Bitches love djs
6 years ago
I don't know man. The bitches only hit on the dj til they hear the song they wanted them to play.
6 years ago
thats why you offer to buy them a drink and pay the bartender to drug them for you, or you just get them to flash there titties before you play the song they want
6 years ago
and that is exactly why most djs won't play requests. The djs keep those bitches always wanting.
6 years ago
If you sing and play guitar you get laid. If you just play yngwie rifts chicks ignore you. However if you play classical/jazz in wine bars cougars will take you to their huge homes their exhusbands paid for. Singers get the most stocker emotionally involved wacko ass. Drummers get the most random NSA lays.. Bass players get fat chicks. I play bass and guitar..
6 years ago
This never worked for me...
6 years ago
Actually... I take that back. I did end up playing strip poker with a chick I met while wandering the dorm playing guitar.
6 years ago
Were you high or was she?
6 years ago
more important question is which dorm was it
6 years ago
Neither of us, actually.
6 years ago
Louise Anderson Hall. The dorm room was mine.
6 years ago
^all mens dorm
6 years ago
louie anderson hall?
6 years ago
* possum subs a chick/guitar vid now *
6 years ago
Well, I played piano for nine fucking years and didn't get anything out of it other than learning how to play the piano.
6 years ago
That's because at band camp, you couldn't shove a piano into any girls pussy.
6 years ago
Challenge accepted.
6 years ago
That's why I choose the Kazoo.
6 years ago
Cocaine used to work for me.
6 years ago
Me too, until I tried meth.
6 years ago
The first picture the girl with the long blonde hair looks like a dude.
6 years ago
Musical talent is a definite turn on, but guys who can sing make me fucking wet.
6 years ago
* smerf does his best Barry White impersonation *
4 years ago
i had something really mean to say
but i've turned a new leaf
that or i'm just drunk
4 years ago
about her not him....
4 years ago
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