points: 38

It's Not Delivery

It's failure to read the directions.

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by ConsumptionMayCause

submitted January 24th 2012

54 comments
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It's Not Delivery
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looks like a great idea to me...
6 years ago
DiGiorno is shitty, but I'm half tempted to try this.
6 years ago
id try it
6 years ago
I think I've tried it but I cant remember...
6 years ago
bert you mustve been very high which explains trying it and not remembering
6 years ago
looks like a good chance for a heart attack to me
6 years ago
* yak gags *

6 years ago
Cavities.
6 years ago
i didn't miss you at all
6 years ago
who are you?
6 years ago
Shut up you fucking pole.
6 years ago
And you too JPOLESON2020!
6 years ago
* jrob2020 flies into a rage fit *
6 years ago
/conky puts away his thesaurus.
6 years ago
Hahaha conkyfail.
6 years ago
shhhh nobody noticed...
6 years ago
Haha, keep em coming conks
6 years ago
..........
6 years ago
Ahem em= A unit of measurement equal to twelve points, oh and you forgot your period.
6 years ago
So did your mom! You also forgot a comma after 'Ahem'.
6 years ago
* conky throws a tennis ball into the freeway.. *
6 years ago
I didn't even get what Conky was saying until Jones mentioned the comma, i thought he was hitting on us somehow.
6 years ago
Only with Jones.
6 years ago
* gag yaks *
6 years ago
Failure to read the directions...? So it can get WORSE?
6 years ago
photoshop?
6 years ago
25 minutes to fuck up a pizza vs 5 hours of pointless photoshop...? I'm sure its real.
6 years ago
I don't buy the photoshop idea. If there were cookies and pizza in the same box, I am sure The Guy I Live With and his stupid friends would think this a brilliant idea.
6 years ago
Yeah, this is a real thing. It costs like $10 in the stores, they also sell them with wings and breadsticks
6 years ago
^female lurking non-boob-showing chicks always think alike
6 years ago
Yeah...show us your tits already drum!!!1!
6 years ago
dammit sporty
6 years ago
teeheehee


* Sporty skips off to bed *



g'night fuckers.
6 years ago
I don't lurk, I always sign in and post comments when I visit! I just disappear for a while sometimes.
6 years ago
dont mind me, LP
6 years ago
I do mind you. When I disappear for a while it is because I am lurking outside your home... watching you. I just don't lurk here.
6 years ago
* smerf strolls through in a kilt and a fancy shirt *
6 years ago
* possum scampers like hell and turns off all the lights *
6 years ago
* possum gooses smerf *
6 years ago
You guys make me laugh. But that is probably only because I am drunk.
6 years ago
Woooooohooohooo!!!!

* smerf runs, trips and falls *
6 years ago
my motto:
Never log onto MS when you are sober
6 years ago
Pele, it could also be because we are silly people.
6 years ago
Stop That!
6 years ago
Stop what?

And for the record, I am often sober when I mucho.
6 years ago
me too - its just an image thing
6 years ago
Oh, believe me. If I'm drunk and muchoing, you'll fucking know it. I'll start really fucking up my spelling, and sometimes will even comment about how many tries it too to spell the whole sentence correctly.
6 years ago
*to
6 years ago
...fuck.
6 years ago
mm hmmm
6 years ago
DON'T JUDGE ME
6 years ago
I am only stating drunkeness when drunk. Truth be told! And you guys made me laugh again. Snorted even.
6 years ago
anybody asking for a heart attack???
6 years ago
When I was in elementary school they would always serve pepperoni pizza with pineapple and chocolate chip cookies. Hell, yeah, I combined that all.
6 years ago
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