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The Jackhammer

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by fluffernutter

submitted January 24th 2012

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The Jackhammer
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6 years ago
is this what you like fluffer?
6 years ago
We've been through this, sex does nothing for me.
6 years ago
id be willing to change that
* jrob2020 gets his lunchbox *
6 years ago
jrob ive heard you worsen conditions

when chris hansen interviewed the last woman you fucked she claimed you turned her lesbo.

flufe you dont wanna go down that route.
6 years ago
lol jrob, every guy I've been with has said the same thing.
They all failed.
6 years ago
challenge accepted!!!!!!!!!!!
6 years ago
I have a theory that you could test out with jrob. Put on a strap-on and do him in the ass, see if that helps Fluffer.
6 years ago
ill take what i can get
6 years ago
yeah youll be getting something jrob.
6 years ago
* jrob2020 shitsocks kaychuk *
6 years ago
you guys are abusing the term shitsock...
6 years ago
Pity about the distance, jrob.
6 years ago
ill get there one day
6 years ago
another mucho romance blossums
6 years ago
Hmmm, Shitsock,. 'Urban dictionary. shitsock isn't defined yet.....'
Due to unavailability of a condom, Jrob2020 removes his sport sock and uses it as penile protection for poop chute sex with Kaychuck?
6 years ago
no, wrong usage anyway
6 years ago
shitsock;filling a sock with shit and hitting someone upside the head
6 years ago
basically a nastier homey the clown
6 years ago
Seems pretty fucking self explanitory to me
6 years ago
thefunk used it as some sort of jailyard condom
6 years ago
Fucking mucho romances.
6 years ago
Jealousy's a curse smerf.
6 years ago
I'm not particularly jealous. Just lonely.
6 years ago
wait til you hit 40+, nipple...
6 years ago
Lonely = pathetic.
6 years ago
* possum grins at fluffy, and waits for it *
6 years ago
Ain't denying that one, fluff.
6 years ago
=(
6 years ago
I didn't intend that to sound quite as offensive as it did. But at least you agree.
6 years ago
That's what my wife used to call the Jackrabbit.
6 years ago
jack rabbit = small penis jack hammer = big penis.
6 years ago
what have I been saying all these years?
6 years ago
talking about cock = Gay
6 years ago
Is that why you just joined the conversation?
6 years ago
your avatar = gayer
6 years ago
says the guy with the tranny gif
6 years ago
killroy you're such a fucking idiot. trannies dont make you gay. you're inflated and most definitely unearned sense of self worth makes you gay
6 years ago
Although I do agree that KillRoy is a fucking idiot, an affinity for trannies most certainly does make you gay, or at least bi.

Also, *your
6 years ago
grammar nazism shall get the world nowhere
6 years ago
See? Doesn't that look like fun Fluffer? ;)
6 years ago
Not really, no. I commend his stamina though.
6 years ago
*snort, snort*
DAS CUZ YOU AIN'T DOIN IT RIGHT, BABY!!!!
*snort, snort*
6 years ago
smooth
6 years ago
like a fine wine
6 years ago
Like a baby's arse.
6 years ago
* jrob2020 faps *
6 years ago
Google facetious, shit-stain.
6 years ago
google hilarious banter,shitass
6 years ago
Trannies don't make you gay candyboy, your daddy did that all by himself
6 years ago
reply fail
6 years ago
total fail it was
6 years ago
your name and avatar are stupid
6 years ago
whatever jrob, it's total fucking win, because I hate broccoli
6 years ago
he makes it so easy to hate him
6 years ago
Maybe he pretends to be an Ent. A reply-failing Ent...
6 years ago
How the fuck can you hate broccoli?
6 years ago
broccolli is only good smothered in cheese...fact
6 years ago
fucken agreed jrob
6 years ago
where in the fuck have you been?
6 years ago
also at a restaurant here they dip broccolli and cheese in batter and deepfry it,fucking delicious
6 years ago
got a promotion, gf, a badass apt, and Skyrim. Skyrim being the main benefactor to sucking up all my time
6 years ago
i can eat raw broccolli, its better with some ranch, or steamed and with cheese. I like it battered and fried too.
6 years ago
that restaurant sounds amazing
6 years ago
lord qeuso,just so you know tuesdays are bhole tuesday so share the wealth with the gf
6 years ago
I know I'll be posting my taint.
6 years ago
theres a chinese restaurant here called Fried Rice that has a shrimp tempura dish with battered and fried broccolli along with the shrimp
6 years ago
didn't get that memo........ alright. *writes on calander* B-Hole tuesday
6 years ago
that's fucking hilarious
6 years ago
There is nothing worse than some faggy chain hitting you in the face during sex.
6 years ago
I am just assuming.......
6 years ago
I always liked you the best, typ.
6 years ago
Well this was fun.
6 years ago
Pnwing you? Yes, I did quite enjoy myself.
6 years ago
So did I.
6 years ago
Glad I could be of service.
6 years ago
Honestly, you were not. I just like it when Bono gets owned, no matter how. You are replacable in this case.
6 years ago
Given the your substantially oversized ego, if you are in fact correct, then show me how it's done.
6 years ago
I don't do. I let do, for English is not my native language. Now go on and do whatever you were about to do.
6 years ago
Then STFU and get off the stage!
6 years ago
Piss Off, 4 months on Mucho...the fuck you know about the stage.
6 years ago
Funny how you talk all high and mighty, yet no less than half an hour ago you admitted you aren't a leader, you in fact just sit and watch. So.. guess I've achieved more in my 4 months than you in your 4 years.
6 years ago
ancoron, ancoron...slightly rings a bell
6 years ago
everybody has an "oversized ego" to fuffer. quite the redundant, boring cunt
6 years ago
Fluffer is the nail and Dw is the righteous hammer.
6 years ago
But seriously, when have I ever been owned?
6 years ago
remember back in the cotton fields when you yelled out loud to the boss: I'M EDUCATED, I DON'T KNEEEED THIS SHIT. Then the police beat you til you were in a pool of your own piss?
6 years ago
Don't worry Bono, I know everyone wants to nail me.
6 years ago
Every time you look in the mirror?
6 years ago
pretty sure i was the plantation owner in that case.
6 years ago
yak says he isn't the type of person to do this, but I *will* pay you 40 dollars to ban fluffernutter if she goes GOTIS again.
6 years ago
the time before that when yak "convinced" you to suck a fart out of hill's ass. Ever since Bono, you had a case of diarrhea of the mouth. Nothing but shit comes out of it.
6 years ago
she's year pro,so hear for that long at least
6 years ago
here even
6 years ago
pro doesn't mean shit... as in pro members can still be banned
6 years ago
... what?
6 years ago
for a good reason,yes
6 years ago
Probably would work if I was oster. Though considering he introduced me to a mag and suggested I could do some modelling for them if I'd like ... I presume he's certainly not on your side.
6 years ago
who the fuck is nutter and why should I care?
6 years ago
shes hot and australian,do your research queso damn
6 years ago
^ not a "substantially oversized ego"
6 years ago
Oh yeah, Bono









CONGRATULATIONS! Your an uncle. Miss you bro :)
6 years ago
To answer Queso, she's just another camwhore who doesn't actually show nudes. She's full of unwarranted self-importance and because a bunch of these desperate fucks upvoted her cleavage she's got a sense of entitlement around here.

Basically, she is a girl on the internet.
6 years ago
No ego Bono, just downright straight facts. You keep doing this pitiful loop of using my own trolls against me. It's getting old... be original for fuck's sake.
6 years ago
You keep doing this loop of not showing tits.
6 years ago
if she doesn't show nudes then she's not worth recognizing....... you all know this
6 years ago
what the fuck does my ass have to do with bono?
6 years ago
That's the thing man, THEY DON'T.

Mucho is going downhill.
6 years ago
Fluffer: *Long boring, thesaurus-fueled bitching*

Bono: Show your tits.

Fluffer: *Longery, more boringy rant about Bono's unoriginality*

Bono: Show your tits.
6 years ago
Bono.. an uncle? His social skills are atrocious and common sense is seriously lacking in depth... that child is better off dead than have him as a role model.
6 years ago
Refer to last comment.
6 years ago
Bono enjoys to feltch out his semen from your prominently pink prolapsed sock
6 years ago
You never asked nicely Bono. Those who have got their wish. Jrob, take the stage.
6 years ago
^ ya
6 years ago
thats exactly right queso, but the fucking chat fags dont understand that concept and lick these bitches assholes and even throw real money at them for nothing so they have no reason to show tit with all that shit going on
6 years ago
Show your tits, madame?
6 years ago
all i'm hearing from fluffer is.... blah blah blah blah Paul Hogan is the greatest actor to ever live blah
6 years ago
ive seeen em and thy're spectacular,cant share them due to mucho bylaws
6 years ago
DW, honestly you just don't meet the absolutely minimum of my standards.... arrogant cunt. =)
6 years ago
....AAAAANNND I take my bow.
6 years ago
man, those chat faggots are really gay.
6 years ago
...and this downhill slide is muchoworthy, quite the paradox.
6 years ago
When she says "I take my bow" that means "I'm getting the fuck out of here before I'm owned."

There are finally enough people online (at one time) who aren't total fuckheads, so her audience is gone.
6 years ago
again............ *squints eyes* i'm reading

blah blah blah blah Paul Hogan is the greatest actor to ever live blah
6 years ago
jrob get in chat asshole
6 years ago
One of those 'chat faggots' got you ungrateful assholes a butthole pic. I don't see any of you cumstains doing anything of fucking worth!
6 years ago
link to chat Bono. Queso is up in this bitch! - like Skeletor
6 years ago
bros before hoes, jrob. if all you want a camwhore then go find one, mucho is about getting tits for all of us, not just for yourself. nothing wrong with being a chat fag until you start taking content away from the site for yourself
6 years ago
Bono.. I know you want to see my tits, but begging jrob for it is just pathetic.
6 years ago
Link?

You mean the bottom right hand corner?
6 years ago
and fulffer, if you considered me "acceptable" i would take that as an insult, i demand much more from the people i share my time with than what you can offer
6 years ago
DW, I'd feel violated if you were looking at me.
6 years ago
dwhill i cannot force a girl to show tits on mucho,and we all know the reasons why we cant have nice things at time ie killroy on b-holetuesday.....dont blame me if she wants to show them thats up to her i would be just as happy as the rest of you,im all about the greater good of mucho ie;b-hole tuesday
6 years ago
oh sorry. Eating a stuffed bell-pepper for breakfast. Delicious
6 years ago
TL;DR

Everyone in this thread thinks fluffer is a fucking cunt except Jrob, who is too blissfully stupid to realize otherwise.
6 years ago
uhh, fluffer? You don't see any of us "cumstains" doing anything of worth? Tell me, what exactly do you bring to the stage that's worthy?
6 years ago
AW SNAP CAT FIGHT
* drumrave gets popcorn *
6 years ago
GIVE ME YOUR BOOMBOX AND ILL RECONSIDER
6 years ago
I made a comment earlier about fluffer being GOTIS, and it got 4 likes, all women.

Jrob, I'll let you have it for a week.
6 years ago
Exactly jrob. Bono is obsessed with the idea of seeing my tits.
Obsession creates a negative impact Bono... perhaps it's precisely the reason you're still a virgin.
6 years ago
2 weeks and your cd collection
6 years ago
The extent of my CD's is basically ACDC: Back in Black and a Crank Yankers album.
6 years ago
no respect itell ya
6 years ago
does it play cassettes?
6 years ago
But Deal.
6 years ago
YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT IT PLAYS TAPES
6 years ago
is the antenna in good condition still?
6 years ago
Duh. It extends too. It also comes complete with battery backup and a remote control.
6 years ago
jrob, its tits or gtfo, not tits if you want but i'll still kiss your ass either way. that being said, bhole tuesday was excelent. more of that, less of giving worthless cunts a freepass
6 years ago
Giving up your beloved boombox and an epic Aussie band CD? This is like a marriage proposal.
6 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCXdZU-ScuM
6 years ago
dw if i could magically convince her to post her tits it would already be done
6 years ago
we reached a deal jrob.
6 years ago
ill keep trying though
6 years ago
i will try to convince her and if she does you better fucking send me that boombox!
6 years ago
i cant stay mad at you jrob, but your still a dirty chat fag!
6 years ago
You just keep feeding her.

The difference between me and a camwhore is I'm actually intellectually challenging. You've been tricked by Fluffer's MS Word Program into thinking she's a hybrid Bono/Camwhore.

She just types something and right-clicks for synonyms. That is NOT trolling. It's being fake.
6 years ago
And this total waste of space was brought to you in part by Head On. Apply directly to the forehead. Head on. Apply directly to the forehead. Head On. Apply directly to the forehead. And also a grant from Nabisco. Makers of nilla wafers.
6 years ago
jrob get in chat retard.
6 years ago
and i know you cant control bitches minds, thats why you gotta find the sluts and ride them til they cave. the rest are just annoying teasers who only want attention and arent worth the trouble, those should be ignored. i thought i taught you all this already!
6 years ago
lol, sporty. its not a total waste of space though, this is mucho entertainment at its finest
6 years ago
Blah blah blah dw. You write novels, stop being such an attention whore.
6 years ago
i dont see how imparting knowledge is being an attention whore, attacking the deliverer of such knowledge that has the potential to expose you as the shallow, projective and aggressive person you are is quite telling though
6 years ago
translation tits or gtfo
6 years ago
more or less, yeah
6 years ago
dw i still havent seen your tits
6 years ago
just look at fries tit pic, its pretty much the same
6 years ago
you should just be happy you actually know what i look like, chuk. few muchoers have had that honor
6 years ago
ill take what i can get...
6 years ago
* jrob2020 faps to his mental picture of dwhill *
6 years ago
just dont let your internet girlfriend know that you think im better looking
6 years ago
i cant have one in real life dammit!!!.....and you know i cant quit you
6 years ago
* dwhill05 slowly backs away and gets can of mace out of pocket *
6 years ago
Weak Bono, you absolute fucking coward.
6 years ago
* Bono checks fluffernutter's submissions, sees there are no tits yet. *


Moving on.
6 years ago
None for you. But I guess you're used to being left out... you were never good enough for anything or anyone. Such a slip of standards.
6 years ago
You look all high and mighty on threads, but you're took weak to say anything in real time. Ignoring me on chats when I provide valid and accurate points... coward. Would you like another few minutes to research your thesaurus before replying?
6 years ago
/me checks Bono's subs, sees there are no rap videos, and moves on.
6 years ago
* Bono holds up a mirror to kaychuck's comment. *


Furthermore you don't even have a camera... so like.. go steal one.
6 years ago
/me holds up a third mirror to bonos comment and plays with it to get that cool "mirror tunnel effect"
6 years ago
go smoke some meth or something
6 years ago
If I post my rap first you'll never reply.

And it you do it will be a gay faggoty wall of text.
6 years ago
INSTEAD OF A VIDEO

COWARD
6 years ago
Speaking of cowards, Bono you're up.
6 years ago
I'm not a coward, i just hate rapping.
>>inb4 youre not black hurr durr

ill still win so dont worry bono. just go first
6 years ago
Alright, as long as you promise to steal a camera.
6 years ago
you know bono youd be a better troll if

A. you didnt try so hard
B. you had better ways to make fun of me.
6 years ago
Okay.

A) It's easy to make fun of you because
B) You're vaguely effeminate.
6 years ago
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