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Man on Cocaine? Guilty!

This Guy is so High I don't know the Judge didn't throw him into a Rehab.

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by rolla1

submitted January 23rd 2012

62 comments
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this is bullshit, whats the difference between him placing his items in storage as opposed to hers...her shit is still there in storage, she decided to throw some of the items away thats her fault...she can easily give him his shit back and redecorate her house with her shit furniture again...
6 years ago
agreed.
6 years ago
how long did they live together for? if it was over what.. 6 months they would be considered commonlaw at which point his stuff becomes her stuff as well...
regardless judge judy can be completely unreasonable at times
6 years ago
Depends on your jurisdiction. For instance, common law marriages don't exist in Washington.
6 years ago
She made her decision before he even opened his mouth.
6 years ago
No common law in NY either, Smerf.
6 years ago
Only 11 states and Washington DC have it, apparently.
6 years ago
and the ones that do are more like 7 years
6 years ago
Then again, yak's a dirty Canadian, and cannot be expected to know how things work in the civilized world.
6 years ago
I don't think there is a set number of years. I think it comes down to each state (not all states practice or acknowledge common law) and their own specific set of rules.And just because when Yak talks his head gets all floppy and separates, it doesn't make him dirty. Just weird.
6 years ago
...are you saying he's NOT dirty?
6 years ago
OK, he's a dirty bastard, butt not ODB. ODB had talent.
6 years ago
holy fuck, terrapins back
6 years ago
Its nice to be remembered. Thanks dwhill.
6 years ago
You fed my fish while I was gone right?
6 years ago
um... yeah, sure... but, ya know. the tank got a little dirty so I had it sent off to get clean, yeah. thats it, its getting cleaned. the fish are staying over at my brother-in-law's mom's house. i'm sure they'll be back in a week or two er month...s
6 years ago
ahh good, those are endangered fish, I would hate for something to happen to them. Good looking out
6 years ago
best to stay single
6 years ago
Yep.
6 years ago
I third that notion.
6 years ago
looks like fries has a three way going.
6 years ago
lets slide in and make it a triple layer sandwich, tool
6 years ago
He's just incredibly nervous.
6 years ago
with how he moves i would believe some nerve damage or something... like maybe ms or something like that... which a lot of times leads to drug usage
when people who have those issues are stressed their issues come out a lot worse
6 years ago
Nah, he's on blow.
6 years ago
coke cut with meth maybe.
6 years ago
meth is the only drug i wont touch
6 years ago
I don't know if it's drugs. Could be that he just has a horrible time with anxiety.
6 years ago
He was sweating profusely
6 years ago
Fucking show... She's not acting as a judge. She's arbitrating a dispute in a courtroom-ish setting.
6 years ago
That's exactly right, because she's been retired since 1996.
6 years ago
Yet she is paid something like $80mil for like a 3 year contract
6 years ago
sorry $45mil/year
6 years ago
Arbitration is where its at, it seems. Her salary is 45 million a year.You should see her house in Connecticut,13 bathrooms, eight bedrooms.
6 years ago
Being broke like me I learn to live with what I need, that being said, I don't get huge houses with more rooms than you occupy :/
6 years ago
Well, when you practice law for over forty years, you wanna get what you feel you're worth, dude.
6 years ago
Look at it this way: she doesn't need those rooms, and she has to pay someone to clean them. I'll take my place right now, thank you very much.
6 years ago
i'd like to pee on judge judy and tell her that it's raining
6 years ago
having a big house just mean you have even bigger bills to heat it and power and all that crap too... and property taxes... i dont get people who get huge houses either unless they have a ton of kids or family/friends that live with them.. in that case i dont see an issue with it
6 years ago
Yeah, its more of a prestige thing. Then again, the nicer the neighborhood, the more taxes you will pay to live there. The houses are usually much larger as well.
6 years ago
Yak; ? regarding PRO?...
6 years ago
no clue what you are asking
6 years ago
cuz i havent asked ;)
6 years ago
whatya gotta to do pay for another accounts pro?
6 years ago
fuck, I could emal, I guess
6 years ago
basically you put in the other users username into the url string once you click from the go pro ex:
http://squidcafe.com/paypal/pro.php?username=yak
^ would be for me... it is case sensitive

6 years ago
okay, so gotta create base account first
6 years ago
Hmm... what would happen to yak's tag if I bought him a pro account?
6 years ago
The world would end.
6 years ago
Proogd?
6 years ago
so its not reasonable that they saved her stuff in case it didnt work out but its perfectly reasonable to think that if it didnt work out he would give her his stuff. THEN WHY IS HER SHIT IN STORAGE AT ALL.
6 years ago
The ex-girlfriend could crack a beer with that jaw.
6 years ago
reminds me of eraserhead
6 years ago
Cocaine is a hell of a drug. I wonder what possessed him to want to go on national television like that.
6 years ago
addiction maybe?
6 years ago
If he was that addicted to coke, he never would've even made it to court.
6 years ago
maybe he has no self esteem without :(
6 years ago
If he was that addicted to coke, he wouldn't have a $5,000 TV in the first place along with all the other electronics and household furniture. FACT!
6 years ago
How does an idiot like that pick up a girl, let alone move in with her before she realizes he's an idiot?
6 years ago
Homeboy is wired, he drove like that to court?
6 years ago
damn i would of came to court high instead of on cocaine
6 years ago
I'm guessing you mean pot. Because actually he did go to court high.
6 years ago
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