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Girl with two black eyes and a can up her ass

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Can in ass, black eyes, on back, gaping vagina

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by Squidley

submitted January 22nd 2012

83 comments
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Girl with two black eyes and a can up her ass
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comments (83)
this one is actually russian
6 years ago
its the can right ?
6 years ago
* jrob2020 nods *
6 years ago
its probably why she got the black eyes..she wouldn't take the can up her butthole...
6 years ago
or make me a sandwich
5 years ago
Pretty mucho for a Squidley sub.
5 years ago
Were the hell have you been anyhow tittytwister.... we are waiting for more pics of your wife.
5 years ago
i've been fucking busy working and shit. My wife agreed to pose wearing a pink mexican wrestling mask doing something cool for Mucho but she keeps giving me excuses not to do it. I am positive I'll sub that shit next week for sure. When I log in I spend a lot of time reading what you all guys write. You make my day sometimes. I'm drinking a Tecate six pack now. Cheers from Mexishit City.
5 years ago
i believe i could possibly care less about something, but right now i got nothing :(
5 years ago
She did have really nice boobies..... I care about alot of things much less.... speaking for myself
5 years ago
https://www.google.com/search?num=10&hl=en&safe=off&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=951&bih=609&q=tits&oq=tits&gs_l=img.3...1247.2843.0.3523.4.4.0.0.0.0.137.340.3j1.4.0...0.0...1ac.1.bOT8YM0-WDE&sout=0&sa=X&ei=We3DUK7IKo3m8gS0koDwDw&ved=0CCEQxxQ
5 years ago
shes not even a user
fuck her
5 years ago
wut
5 years ago
Um jrob how do i open that again?
5 years ago
you just mooooove it over
5 years ago
me scampers
5 years ago
* possum fails *
5 years ago
Lots of boobies there jrob..... I do like... but seeing mucho users ol' ladies boobs are better
5 years ago
99% of the tits here aren't from users cocksmoker. If you don't like the sub downvote it that day and fuck off.
5 years ago
i like seeing actual users boobs...like people we interact with
5 years ago
And go shut the fuck up your fucking mom.
5 years ago
how about you fuck off you stupid cunt
5 years ago
* jrob2020 cracks knuckles *
5 years ago
come at me bro
5 years ago
* Vomitcircus places bets *
5 years ago
* DangerousDug dings the bell and announces "Lets get ready to Rumble" *
5 years ago
you lied to everyone in this community with your fake ass accounts
i will never fucking accept you
take your fat ass girlfriends tits and fuck off somewhere else
5 years ago
We could play Mortal Kombat to settle this shit.
5 years ago
:D
5 years ago
or you could just kill yourself
5 years ago
/titty deflects with a lame joke
5 years ago
Either that or you take a flight to Mexico City to suck my little beaner dick. Your choice.
5 years ago
i hope to see you in one of those awesome cartel beheading videos soon
5 years ago
it's way too late to try to be a badass, chrissy
5 years ago
"i just wanna be one of the guys!"
*chrissy sobs*
5 years ago
^^^^^^^^^ =(
5 years ago
Can someone tell me wtf a t-shirt response is?
5 years ago
lol nice avy
5 years ago
I burned my mouth =(
5 years ago
cat , are you talking about the message from MS under the Purg plug?
5 years ago
yes. I assume it's just to me, unless yak has lost his mind.
5 years ago
i thought i was in trouble when i first saw mine
5 years ago
Oh, I see yours too, JR...
5 years ago
it is apparently personalized for each Pro -
5 years ago
I just right click and type in "please show me every fucking email of MS users". It's a hack.
5 years ago
what's he trying to do, mail tshirts?
5 years ago
i think it kinda funny and ironic that Yak is impatient with User response on the Tshirt thing
5 years ago
I know I lied jrob but at the time you guys or this website meant shit to me. Took me a couple days to realize this is the website I've looked for all my life.
5 years ago
aw naah
5 years ago
I willed my t-shirt to my great-grandchildren, if I ever have any.
5 years ago
I just want to be one of the guys. :(
5 years ago
But what I'd really like is a shirt 10 times too big that says "I'm Beary tired"
5 years ago
xmas gift for the wife?
5 years ago
There are no "the guys", Titty...the sooner you realize this place is like Bladerunner, the better off you'll be.
5 years ago
If you really want to impress this community, then try to get banned.
5 years ago
MS Drinks Alone
5 years ago
bladerunner?
5 years ago
I still can't get over the fact that you jammed a sharpie up your ass for acceptance. You sir, have very little self esteem. People post their cocks n all that shit on here, but to actually do something from a website hazing you? lol, you better take some VERY good pics of your mexican whore of a wife or you can just keep sticking more sharpies up your ass. =]
5 years ago
Thanks Claude. I think that's the best piece of advice anyone's given me since I joined.
5 years ago
oopsy
5 years ago
I'll be your friend. You, me and Nastynasty will form a club.
5 years ago
dont forget punky
5 years ago
Punky...yes...yes...and Squid of course! =))))))))))
5 years ago
I'll be anyone's friend.
5 years ago
A club with Squidley, Punky and Nasty and Claude? ...Okay.
5 years ago
protip - both Jones and The Animal are currently looking for new adoptees
5 years ago
fucking off now. later dudes.
5 years ago
Meeting adjourned.
5 years ago
plus one team chrissy if he doesnt comment for at least a few hours
5 years ago
Remind me...who's chrissy?
5 years ago
blackleash, tittytwister, chissywhatsis - basically a noob who failed really really badly, and somehow thinks that starting up a new MS account will give him a fresh start...over and over again
5 years ago
That's ok. ClubClaud welcomes all newb members.
5 years ago
Now, if all new members will just follow me to that cattle car over there...
5 years ago
otay then - enjoy
5 years ago
Would you like to join, poss? We're going to play Stratego later.
5 years ago
Possum isn't punky one of yours?
5 years ago
nope animal - he just appeared out of thin air and wanted to suck my penis at the getgo
5 years ago
"getgo"... is that like a WaWa?
5 years ago
Are you suuuure that's how it started?
5 years ago
@animal - no

in fact, i am about to start a complete backtrace on PB now
5 years ago
Backtrace = Buttsex ??
5 years ago
meh - well fuck - it's just 1rish1
5 years ago
take five, dug
5 years ago
recover password
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