Woman posing on toilet

Because I showed up in a video on MS once wearing pants.

Kind of like how you insist you have tits, but wear swim tops.

*checkmate*

I enjoy reading Bono's comments during these intellectual jousts.

It's obvious to me,
On-the-internet Girl,
That you don't comprehend reason,
So let me spin you a whirl:

I want your boobs,
your high-beam lights,
your titty-ta-tas,
your snake eyes dice.

Post them now,
or post them with haste,
cuz if you don't,
we'll all want a taste.

The longer you wait,
the madder Mucho gets,
SO TAKE OFF YOUR FUCKING SHIRT
AND POST FUCKING TITS

I'd suck all the fun out of this room
Very much like a siphon,
If I mentioned your sentence
was missing a hyphen.

But I won't, I'm above it.
Truly not my place to say.
Now put your breasts online,
and give me my way.

Cats? Mice?
Bitch, that's lame.
When it comes to tits
BONO NEVER PLAYS GAMES.

This rhyming isn't for you;
We have enough friction...
It's to spice up Mucho
Before our valediction.

You see, I'm leaving.
You are all well-aware.
Ten episodes left,
And I'm gone, without a care.

No more Bono on Mucho?
Not impossible, sadly.
But if you posted your tits,
At least I'd leave gladly.

If you had fortitude,
some courage; a spine...
You'd duel with me
Using the weapon of rhyme.

As it stands you're losing
Because you can't match my wit :(
How bout if I win,
You post just one tit?

What you're saying is...
There is no battle between you and me.
I guess now is the time
To declare victory.

You've backed down, it's over;
No more with you bore us.
Pick up a camera
And put down the thesaurus.

Post your breasts,
For Mucho to view,
or I can promise
We'll all fucking hate you.

Well shit, I didn't mean with -
I surely meant will*,
Coming up with rhymes for corrections
Is garbage; it's swill!
Is

fluff get on tinychat, your Yankee friends miss you.

I'm adding extra letters,
It's time to stop while ahead.

I'll see you all tomorrow.
And I hope by then you'll all be dead.

ya, but that tp looks like the nasty single ply shit....