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Uncle Bono

Filmed at 2:00 AM on a Saturday Night. Real.

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by Bono

submitted January 22nd 2012

237 comments
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I was actually pretty nervous before and during the video because of its disgusting and taboo nature; but...

Bono. Always. Delivers.
6 years ago
i think she saved the wrong part cause that aint look like no bebe
6 years ago
Well to be fair, it's like maybe 30% of a bebe.
6 years ago
ლ(ಥ益ಥ)ლ
6 years ago
Your sister is never going to forgive you, dude.
6 years ago
well i'm putting this on youtube
6 years ago
looks tasty :)
6 years ago
o damn much worthy but ur a sick little faggot
6 years ago
Bono - FTW Although, I would have thought she would have put it in the freezer rather than the fridge but that's just where I put 'em.
6 years ago
ur a sick fucked up dude
6 years ago
Brovo!
6 years ago
If you mean bravo, I concur.
6 years ago
Looks like you need to go food shopping!
6 years ago
LOL @ the people who started watching this vid thinking I was announcing that my sister had a kid.
6 years ago
that thing in the bag is more of a person than you are
6 years ago
The thing in the bag was determined to be a male, and it's not technically wearing any clothes.

Meaning that fries once again has commented on a dick post.

Fuck off fries.
6 years ago
So then where's the jailbait tag?
6 years ago
i was hoping that it would have played out a little more like a sunny d commercial
6 years ago
motherfucking LOL
6 years ago
I wish I knew what your sisters email was so I could forward this to her you buck toothed jackass. Then follow up by giving her a proper inseminating, your dads seed is obviously poison.
6 years ago
It just so happens to be crude.crude2@yahoo.com

have a field day.
6 years ago
She rather enjoyed Jrob's post...
6 years ago
called out...
6 years ago
As if I would send a email to some fake set up account. Also shut your faggy mouth you filthy african.
6 years ago
^scared
6 years ago
^still scared
6 years ago
still scared?
5 years ago
still scared.
5 years ago
scared
4 years ago
SCARED
4 years ago
scurred
4 years ago
I can't wait until you post the video of you moving out and living on your own.
6 years ago
Taking the floral comforter with him...
6 years ago
Hey Bono. Can I have your stereo?
6 years ago
It is a pretty sweet boombox
6 years ago
I'm going to take everything you say at face value.

1) My bed is comfy, you are correct in noticing that and I commend you.

2) My stereo is pretty sweet.

3) You can't have it.
6 years ago
can i?
6 years ago
how bout me?
6 years ago
IT IS MY STEREO AND ONLY I GET TO USE IT
6 years ago
* jrob2020 pouts *
6 years ago
Let's get down to brass tacks here...how much for the monkey?
6 years ago
Mako... The one the bag or the one talking at the camera?
6 years ago
The one that hovers and shoots rockets.
6 years ago
CHANGE YOUR FUCKING AVATAR BACK.
6 years ago
The bag, smerf.
6 years ago
FUCK YOU
6 years ago
Bono, you should change your avatar back as well. I had to click on your profile just to figure it out. The fact I even had to click on your profile makes me feel dirty.
6 years ago
My current avatar is far too awesome.

6 years ago
back to the boombox,you think i could maybe borrow it for awhile,ill bring it back,i swear
6 years ago


...............
6 years ago
My radio's mine!
I paid for it, chum.
Back in the glorious year
of two-thousand and one.
6 years ago
i asked you nice
ill ask one more time
can i borrow your boombox
for just a short time
6 years ago
You cannot compose...
You rhymed time two times!
I won't lend you my boombox
Because you're fucking slime.

Then again,
So is your semen.
6 years ago
>=()
6 years ago
Why do you want it?
Because it's metallic and blue?
Because it's so awesome?
And better than you?

Is it the CD player?
(Who has those these days?)
Is it so you can take it to work
and impress all the gays?
6 years ago
I WILL HAVE THAT FUCKING BOOMBOX
NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU RESIST
I WILL MELT YOUR FACE WITH MY CUM
JUST ASK YOUR SIS
I STILL LIKE CD'S
AM FM TOO
GIVE IT TO ME DOUCHE
OR I WILL COVER YOU IN MY GOO
6 years ago
I am getting the box because I've got small pox..
6 years ago
It goes without saying
That SOMEONE is mad.
Jealous of my stereo
So retro, so rad.

If you want one yourself,
Go buy it you mong.
It's like 9 dollars
on Amazon.com
6 years ago
jrob is broke
and jelly you're right
your boombox is nice
give it to me and we wont have to fight
6 years ago
Step aside, jrob, I must interject
I called dibs on it first, so you must respect
The knowledge I'm droppin' just three days ago
When I said I wanted that sweet stereo
Now don't get upset and try spittin' some rhyme
I think you will find it's a waste of your time
I'll flatten you, son, just like a boulder
Cuz that stereo belongs on my shoulder

Word
6 years ago
Sit down kids, sit down,
For the King has arrived,
The time for your lyrical caning is nigh,
Whyyyy oh why must we argue and fight,
When Bono's big sis could sure use a white knight?
We gripe and we bitch while lass mopes alone,
When surely the woman could use a good bone,
So mucho men, chill as i wish you adieu,
As i smack jrob here with this sock filled with poo.

BOOM
6 years ago
dear mr. kaychuk
you're black in skin color alone
we all know your white
and not just your bones
shitsocks are good
some of the time
but you're white inside
therefore you cant rhyme
6 years ago
* jrob2020 poetry snaps *
6 years ago
All of you fucking suck at this.
Tryin to rhyme but you can't dis.
It's about time you shut the fuck up.
Or I will fuck you all up.
bunch of homely fucking saps
not a single one can rap
Some one get out a thesaurus
I'll rampage on your ass like tyrannosaurus

Fucking childs play is what I see
My lil trick, hoe and bottom bitch
Go on and make that money for me
cuz right now y'all making my nuts itch
Please don't try to reply
Instead, burn in a fire and die
6 years ago
woomp woooomp
6 years ago
It seems to be dead so i will jump in
almost if you had ants under your skin,
Oster is back and more of a man
than half of you fucktards of the mucho clan.
These are not raps but lame ass rhymes
Kaychuk do something useful and commit more crimes.
6 years ago
Drumrave's righteous fury
Belies his moot point.
That was pretty bad.
It stunk up the joint.

My rhymes are best
That much is clear.
Now post your dis rap Chuk,
So I can start fucking your rear.
6 years ago
Oh fuck this bullshit.
6 years ago
* smerf breaks out some bagpipes to drown you all out *
6 years ago
Land before time, land before drum could rhyme.
if his weight was skill he could pass for dwhill.
6 years ago
Neeeeeeeneeeeenuhneeeeeneeerrrr neeeneeeneneenehnenene
6 years ago
smerf - does thou knowest tha Wicked Tinkers?
6 years ago
haters gone hate
you shouldn't participate
my lines were dope
I want to see oster at the end of a rope
6 years ago
I've seen them live, possum.
6 years ago
you bastard
6 years ago
be careful what you said I'll jump with a rope wrapped around your head. use your body fat for warmth trying to keep cool come spit with me and I'll talk you to school .
6 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAztA-Iqb4g
6 years ago
take* fuck
6 years ago
You guys all suck x 3... if it works for a song title, it can work for me.
6 years ago
?
6 years ago
oaster fail
was banned
but got out of jail
had to show bhole and
hes done, you're done, I'm done finished
6 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtj7QFDjH1A&feature=related
6 years ago
change is a virus we all see to accept
like dushans way of punching himself to death
6 years ago
That dumb ass song title "Yeah x 3", it is a dumb song. Don't question me Smurf!
6 years ago
What does oster have to do if he gets banned again? Insert Jar?
6 years ago
oh god.
6 years ago
Don't misspell my name, ladypepe!
6 years ago
barret, lets just say there will be blood
6 years ago
* possum is content *
6 years ago
and yet, to my dismay, incontinent
6 years ago
Sorry Smerf. As stated before, I am drunk and I don't hold myelf liable to my spelling.
6 years ago
True enough. I just went through the "I'm not a Smurf, I'm the Smerf" for quite a while on mucho. Some people still don't get that.
6 years ago
"Language Is A Virus" is a semi-interesting tune by S Vega
6 years ago
*Laurie Anderson
4 years ago
I thought it looked just like you except you're not black.
6 years ago
???
6 years ago
OMFG, is this seriously you?

I feel old now.
6 years ago
Not entirely sure about the rules but I think you've got at least 72 hours to baptize it.
6 years ago
"Almost a person.."

Bono, you are shameless and for that you shall receive 1000 Kudos!
6 years ago
I am 100 percent serious when I say I was eating the only thing I could find in the house without going out right now, which was a can of diced tomatoes with olive oil, oregano and ranch dressing mixed in.
6 years ago
Tomatoes in oil....add ranch
6 years ago
Well it was only a small spray of olive oil. To be fair I was just mixing every random condiment I could find and not attempting to win first prize it the tomato soup contest.
6 years ago
How did it taste?
6 years ago
Like minestrone. I hadn't eaten all day.
6 years ago
Damn, minestrone ain't bad.
6 years ago
Bono truthfully were you the father?..
6 years ago
it was me,my jizz is so potent it got to her through the internet
6 years ago
potent but shit otherwise it would have not ended up in the toilet.
6 years ago
fucking cryax,i think his stfu's mean he likes you
6 years ago
Congrats on being an uncle.
6 years ago
cute bono , you seem so gentle
6 years ago
You can tell he will make a good father some day
6 years ago
yea he would also make a good cell mate in prison too .
6 years ago
cryax, why are you such a punkass bitch?
6 years ago
i dont know you tell me
6 years ago
oh fucking come on...fake..i knew it would be..a bag of goddamned jam is not a baby
6 years ago
i wish it was real..desecrating a human body will get you jail time..or in this little twerps case...grounded..no tv for a month
6 years ago
he didn't desecrate it not on camera anyways..
6 years ago
Good job, Bono.
Why did she save it?
6 years ago
I would assume to show to the doctor at the clinic she goes to.
6 years ago
fap fap fap
6 years ago
youre such an attention whore
6 years ago
its not aw'ing if someone asks you to do it
6 years ago
Even though I upvoted, I still think you're a giant fuckwad. Btw, were you high or what? Your eyes are the size of saucers in this.
6 years ago
I have beautiful eyes.
6 years ago
ffs... more jailbait videos i see..
6 years ago
*Child "art".
6 years ago
Bono, you look younger than me
6 years ago
He reminds me of that cartoon guy on the front of Mad Magazine.
6 years ago
vomit will not be amused
6 years ago
Well unless you're 19
Then all is right.
Will you post your damn
Rap video tonight?
6 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amNF_F6oeRU
6 years ago
Omg what do I put this miscarried baby in?..........ACE Hardware bag...

ACE: The Helpful Place.
6 years ago
I'm glad you appreciated it.
6 years ago
nice bead spread, homo
6 years ago
*bed

And thank you.
6 years ago
i dont want to beat a dead fetus but you would have to pretty gullible to think this is a real fetus.......no sign...no sign at all
6 years ago
A "sign", meaning..?
6 years ago
get in chat,shitass
6 years ago
OMG TR WILKY POO

HE'S SO DISGUSTING
6 years ago
oh how i wish i could sub it
6 years ago
describe him bono
6 years ago
* conky turns on the lights *


"GET BACK TO BED''
6 years ago
Drumrave at 40 years old basically.
6 years ago
the glasses?
6 years ago
Like the guy from Office Space who wants his stapler.
6 years ago
this^
6 years ago
like conky's avy but chubbier
6 years ago
the point was young frankensteins fetus was fake..try to stay on topic you little femmes
6 years ago
TR is like Horatio Sanz if he never got famous.
6 years ago
and was retarded
6 years ago
sorry sara I ate your lunch you left in the fridge
6 years ago
God DAMN you're one ugly fucker. You look like that freak from Mad magazine.
6 years ago
who Vomitcircus ?
6 years ago
Bono.
6 years ago
hes a guy, who gives a shit. look at your fucking nose
6 years ago
Fail. I know I'm unattractive.
6 years ago
win. so does everyone else
6 years ago
You're pretty fucking ugly yourself, so I guess at least you know how I feel.
6 years ago
omg fluff, youre cutting deep. how dare you call me ugly too! you better not start with the i know you are but what am i's
6 years ago
just making a statement
6 years ago
originality- 0. fluff loses again
6 years ago
I used the same 'originality' you did just minutes beforehand. Bit of a contradiction there.
6 years ago
hi fluffernutter!
6 years ago
am I ugly? :(
6 years ago
HI DRUM!
6 years ago
I'm drunk, so don't take advantage of me, or take advantage of me :)
6 years ago
so we got long neck and woody wood pecker... who cares.
6 years ago
did something say something? I feel like there was reply after fluffernutter's and mine
6 years ago
I'm very unknowledgeable in the art of seduction.. but I'll give it a crack!
6 years ago
drum you ugly fuck.. turns out the teenage mutant ninja turtles didnt work out for you.
6 years ago
its not hard to seduce me fluffy, just flash me or pretend to like me. Either works
6 years ago
and I'm pretty bad at seduction also, so we have that in common!
6 years ago
You're easy pleased!
6 years ago
fluff.. can you send zeke some nakkies please its his birthday.. all the other girls are i figured it would be a good present
6 years ago
Pretty sure he's old enough to be my dad, Yak.
6 years ago
zeke is only like 30ish
6 years ago
1) Fluffer started this thread with a recycled comment from 2 days ago.

2) Zeke looks at least 10 years older than he is because of alcohol abuse.

3) Drumrave is very ugly.

4) Candi should fly out to whatever hick town you all live and and bitch slap each and every one of you.
6 years ago
I'm not ugly, so your list is in err
6 years ago
I like how drum stays away from what I said.
6 years ago
oh I was ignoring you
6 years ago
Well that didn't last long.
6 years ago
oster, if you really want to bother me, get in line.
6 years ago
there is no line you ate it...
6 years ago
no there is a pretty long line of people who dislike me. You are at the very back you humiliated noob
6 years ago
omg you said noob.
6 years ago
1. I didn't see that before, I don't care enough to cycle through the babble.

2. I actually do read Mad, hence the comparison reference.

3. You don't have a foot to stand on calling Drum ugly, you Bono truly have a face for radio.

4. Candidates is a pathetic wannabe. At best he'd have a dainty bbitch slap.
6 years ago
*candi
6 years ago
HI FLUFFER!!!
6 years ago
Hi toyboy.
6 years ago
toyboy?..thats a new one
6 years ago
Oster books a plane to Australia find fluffer and murders her, On the way back oster goes to Louisiana finds jrob and rapes him with fluffers severed arm. Hijacking a plane and suicide plunging into Haarp, Oster says his final words. You wish you were me BONO falling into the abyss.
6 years ago
go to sleep dipshit
6 years ago
bitch I run of sleep.
6 years ago
get in chat homo
6 years ago
Oster, go play somewhere else. Like a grave.
6 years ago
Dig up your parents?
6 years ago
Do you faggots ever go to bed?
6 years ago
+1 for Team Necrophilia. You fucking creeper.
6 years ago
who needs sleep when you have mucho.
6 years ago
Who needs a handicapped friend to get you the disabled parking spaces when you have oster.
6 years ago
^ you do.
6 years ago
Yes my pets, DANCE!!
6 years ago
Oster, how can YOU be Bono's successor? Your trolls are alike those of a preschooler. Really.. REALLY? Fucking lame.
6 years ago
hey Fluffer, what do you think about the Republican debates?
6 years ago
seriously weak shit here. If you think saying murdering someone is funny or pwning or whatever you want to call it then you are unimaginative and uncreative
6 years ago
someone doesn't like a good short story.
6 years ago
HI CONKY!!!!!
6 years ago
oster your the new whunu
6 years ago
may you die in a Walmart
6 years ago
shit
6 years ago
So like, why would she put it in the fridge?
6 years ago
snack for later
6 years ago
Nice football radio.
6 years ago
it's Jrob's now.
6 years ago
cocks
6 years ago
Wtf did I just watch?
6 years ago
cryax>bono
5 years ago
owned !
5 years ago
FOR SCIENCE!!
4 years ago
dat boombox
4 years ago
I'm getting the packaging material today. So I can mail it to that guy who isn't you.
4 years ago
you gonna patch that bad boy into your killer gaming rig and impress the local runaways jewrob?
4 years ago
yummmm..chocolate sheet cake
4 years ago
I am tempted to make a scene by scene re-enactment, for the lulz. Maybe using puppets or marionettes, like the Luka Magnotta video, remade with dolls
4 years ago
Lame.
3 years ago
suck it skank
3 years ago
Can't believe this got deleted :(
3 years ago
Oh, and last
3 years ago
fynw
3 years ago
You bastard
3 years ago
recover password