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Putting Salisbury, NC on the map!

I actually went to school with this guy. I had no idea he was famous!

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by crippledick

submitted January 19th 2012

29 comments
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Is this real life?
6 years ago
That's you on the piano isn't it cripple?
6 years ago
I wish I had that kind of talent...and yeah, it's real. Some classmates were passing the vid around on facebook. Dude was always a weirdo in school. Now he looks like George Costanza
6 years ago
Were there really people there listening to this guy?
6 years ago
Probably. The church he goes to are a bunch of fanatics. Always out on the road holding signs telling everyone they're going to hell and whatnot
6 years ago
sounds like a nice church.
6 years ago
You're fucken kidding my. That's my home town. No shit.
6 years ago
Crippledick, you're in Salisbury?
6 years ago
Religion makes people do stupid things.
6 years ago
Yeah Giggles, born and raised
6 years ago
Like cheese grater to my eardrums.
6 years ago
*like a
6 years ago
...virgin
6 years ago
Like a surgeon. Cutting away at my eardrums.
6 years ago
looking for some earplugs
so i can't hear this guy
his voice is so god-awful
why doesn't he just die?
6 years ago
That's North Caolina for ya. How close is Beullaville from there crippledick. I lived there for 9 months, It's just north of Jacksonville.
6 years ago
it's about 3 1/2 hours from here. I've been through it on my way to Sneads Ferry
6 years ago
Salisbury is the armpit of the state..I visited Catawba College when I was looking at what school to go to and the whole town stunk.
6 years ago
I went to Catawba. Salisbury's about like the rest of the country, full of rich people and poor people...not much middle ground. I'm out in the county in the middle of the woods.
6 years ago
My only experience was a recruiting trip that ended up with MD 20/20 and a Waffle House run...the Waffle House was the highlight.
6 years ago
who the fuck drinks that shit?
6 years ago
Said the dude calling himself crippledick
6 years ago
It's just North of Charlotte, tool. Jacksonville is several hours away... That's not Salisbury for you. Salisbury is full of yuppies.
6 years ago
And black people on the bus route...
6 years ago
haha...I did taxes for Jackson Hewitt last year. We were one of the few offices on the bus route. I met some of salisbury's most upstanding citizens!
6 years ago
where has this song taken him?
6 years ago
nowhere yet, but I hope it brings him on the bottom of deep pit with a solid lid on it, so I never have to hear that annoying noise he produces again.
6 years ago
LMFAO
6 years ago
Fuck this. Lil' Markie is way better.
6 years ago
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