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Dik...

On his way home from the beer store

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by cuntscab

submitted January 17th 2012

35 comments
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lol
6 years ago
my granddad was an alcoholic and had his license revoked, he'd drive his lawn mower to the corner store to buy beer
6 years ago
ive driven a lawn mower to buy a mars bar
6 years ago
I've driven a lawnmower into the side of my grandmas' house.
6 years ago
I've run over a cat on a lawnmower.
6 years ago
I wrecked him with my tractor.
6 years ago
We had a cat that was run over by a combine and survived, my dad had to shoot it though, 'cuz when it drank, the water would just fall out of it's mangled face.
6 years ago
lol
6 years ago
I think I'd drink too if I got run over by a combine.

Scabs, every seen a woodland creature packaged up in a hay baler? That's always a laugh, especially when they're still alive.
6 years ago
Technically, he didn't lap the water up or anything, it was given to him with a syringe, and no, I can't say I've had the pleasure of seeing a little critter picked up in a bale of hay. Would be pretty awesome though.
6 years ago
Dik doesnt have any rights
6 years ago
So this is an advert for Opie & Anthony then.
6 years ago
it appears that way
6 years ago
GGGAHHHH !!! GAAADD DAAANNGGIITTT !!!

lol
6 years ago
He sounds like a skinny version of Cartman
6 years ago
he sounds skinny ? how?
6 years ago
Fair enough - he just sounds like Cartman.
6 years ago
fat cops fat cops
6 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbh6My_bhnU
6 years ago
Hahaha epic!
6 years ago
this made me loled
6 years ago
I got a hundred foot of extension cord holdin it together ... makes it all safe <3 dik
6 years ago
I love that you can get a DUI doing this.
6 years ago
For resisting arrest, that is.
6 years ago
What?
6 years ago
yeah ...dumbass
6 years ago
What an idiot.
6 years ago
hmmm , at least its not a repost
6 years ago
Or Russian.
6 years ago
i bet he had 500 dollars worth of beer.
6 years ago
cops are gonna have a hell of a party with that dudes beer!
6 years ago
Fake
6 years ago
Nothing gets by you.
6 years ago
For a brief time this man was king of his domain.
6 years ago
much like real dik
6 years ago
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