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You are most worthy... to poop on!

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I don't think this site is a good place for my more extreme stuff- too many people who pretend to want to be shocked and then whine like petulant 12-year olds when they actually are. These keyboard-peckers should stick to accident clips, photos from medical pathology books, and Japanese anime. There's too many Newt Gingrich wannabes here who seem to have deleusions of grandeur but no intelligence or substance. This file I'm uploading was my most-linked-to when I had my own website. People used it on sites like this, fantasy football logos, and other things. I used to check my webmaster stats and visit the sites where most of my stuff was used. That's usually why I joined sites like this. Most used the 'thread" format where you could start a thread with your own stuff and people could choose to bypass it if they didn't like the subject. I think that method works better, so people don't have to see things that bother their sensitive feelings. These other sites were also much larger with more members, so I had a better chance of finding interesting people there, other than the comatose blabbering dullards that mostly frequent these sites, looking for good stuff to whack off to and relieve the boredom of their commonplace lives. I never did understand why so many humans try so hard to be like each other and blend in together like sheep on their way to the slaughterhouse. As Triumph the Insult Comic Dog would say, this is a good website... to poop on! So look closely at my editorial gif animation. Happy Masturbating! And Go Ron Paul!

freakporn

by sissymarky

submitted January 15th 2012

158 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
You are most worthy... to poop on!
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comments (158)
You won't be missed.
6 years ago
You better miss me. I'll report you to GW Bush for stealing his graduation picture.
6 years ago
MORE MORE! GIVEU S MORE!
6 years ago
*moar
6 years ago
well i fapped,i dont know about you guys
6 years ago
im eating a chocalate chip cookie right now,didnt even gag
6 years ago
true story!
6 years ago
i got a boner, to tired to fap
6 years ago
quitter
6 years ago
Wait for my upcoming "eat my own poo" video. That might make you feel queasy if you watch.
6 years ago
Ooh nice now you're talking.
6 years ago
On a more serious note and in response to Mr. Poopy's long description:

We aren't shocked. We saw you once or twice and that was enough. Anything more is oldmeme and attention whoring.

6 years ago
You say we "pretend to want to be shocked." After about a week on mucho nothing is shocking anymore. We just don't need to feed into your humiliation fetish so you can have your fucking giggles. Nothing you do is shocking. It's mundane, and quite honestly pretty gay. (Which there's nothing wrong with, if that's who you are.)
6 years ago
(Zeke will upvote the next good-looking camwhore)
6 years ago
btw, your description: tl, dr
6 years ago
post something sexy for me bono
maybe "banana challenge" this time
6 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij9CKlRixF0

been done.

Nothing ever changes. You people are easy.
6 years ago
Well it's not sexy if it isn't Bono.
6 years ago
True statement, but you are still predictable.
6 years ago
And bono always mixes things up...
6 years ago
Start drinking so I can criticize your lifestyle.
6 years ago
I've been drinking. How's the boone's farm treating you btw?
6 years ago
About the same as the Zimas treat you.
6 years ago
Out of context. You're losing your touch Bono.
6 years ago
Out of alcohol, you're losing your mind Zeke.
6 years ago
COME AT ME BRO
6 years ago
*sigh*
6 years ago
Come on faggot!

Are you gonna run away like this morning?
6 years ago
This morning? I don't remember that. What do you want from me Bono? I'm not giving you dick. Sorry.
6 years ago
Oh well, I win. This easy trolling is the reason I'm quitting The Bono Show in 15 more episodes.
6 years ago
by quitting do you mean taking your own life...

* conky prays to our non existent god. *
6 years ago
Yep, you "win." Gold star dipshit.
6 years ago
And you lose, you fucking alcohol crybaby.

Is that a tear in your eye Zeke?
6 years ago
Right bono, I cry so readily. I cried once when I was hammered about someone that died on 9/11. Now I'm stuck with this moronic crybaby shit. Meh, I'll take it. Whatever. Fact is Willy, you look much more sensitive to me. I don't blame you for it though. Go look at polaroids of your trailer trash mother and have yourself a good cry.
6 years ago
Someone is mad.

http://muchosucko.com/89946/Ironic-Zekeism-9

Why are you so mad at me Zeke?
6 years ago
Don't be a Claude, answer me.
6 years ago
Maybe a box of chocolates and Forrest Gump will help you little dweeb.
6 years ago
^That's your answer.
6 years ago
That is not an answer. That is a really weird suggestion.
6 years ago
Please don't let it be this easy after so long.
6 years ago
I'm not mad bro. Lace up your nikes though.
6 years ago
LOL, you're so angry. Just a few posts ago you were up there trying to prove to the world you aren't a crybaby.

We finally got to you :)

Like they said yesterday - this kid's got your number, faggot.
6 years ago
You don't want to spite me bro
6 years ago
* xzekiel shadow boxes and grunts *
6 years ago
If you had the nuts for that kind of fun this site would have been rid of you months ago.
6 years ago
You know where I live
6 years ago
And you know my name, so PayPal me some money you fat faggot.
6 years ago
I'm not sure if it's Willy or Tyler. I know your neighborhood.
6 years ago
OMG ZEKE POSTED DOX!

I DEMAND THAT HIS COMMENT BE DELETED AND HIS ACCOUNT BANNED
6 years ago
* jrob2020 takes a nap *
6 years ago
HE'S ALMOST NARROWED MY FIRST NAME DOWN TO ONE OF TWO OPTIONS!

I FEEL VIOLATED
6 years ago
huh? You're referring to oster's faggy post of me from tinychat? I asked for the first to be deleted.
You're really reaching here Willy.
6 years ago
I'm putting your picture on every other site. :)
6 years ago
go ahead. link it too plz.
6 years ago
I'll link them back to your MS page or maybe the google map links you willingly put on Mucho.
6 years ago
Ok, whatever you fancy. You should make some 4chan memes and post them here.
6 years ago
Have I got plans for your doughy ass.
6 years ago
Intellectual checkmate.
6 years ago
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
6 years ago
"Right bono, I cry so readily. I cried once when I was hammered about someone that died on 9/11. Now I'm stuck with this moronic crybaby shit. Meh, I'll take it. Whatever. Fact is Willy, you look much more sensitive to me. I don't blame you for it though. Go look at polaroids of your trailer trash mother and have yourself a good cry."

We never finished addressing your madness.
6 years ago
Oh well. Victory is victory. 15 episodes left.
6 years ago
thanks for reiterating my point.
6 years ago
you've resorted to cutting and pasting....he's weakening.
6 years ago
Expect a call.
6 years ago
Sorry bb no phone sex
6 years ago
As I just said on Twitter to my 12 apostle followers possessed by the albino psychopomp:
blah blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda ad infinitum...
6 years ago
Mark, meet Bono. I'm sure you two will hit it off nicely.
6 years ago
He seems to have his wits about him, unlike you xretardo. Do you have a metzal plate in your head by any chance?
6 years ago
Uh oh....two pansies ganging up on me now. Whatever shall I do?
6 years ago
turn on oprah and walk away?
6 years ago
a lifetime movie will work too
6 years ago
^metal. One thing we both have in common is we both own your sorry whining ass!
6 years ago
and you both get your periods at the same time
6 years ago
Not to mention the blatant anal fixations
6 years ago
you are too good for mucho, best move on sir
6 years ago
...on to brighter pastures...where you wont have to deal with cretins who insult your coolness...
6 years ago
"he's going to sing...he's going to sing!"
6 years ago
Hey don't you wanna go down like some disgraced cosmonaut?
A million miles below their feet, a million miles a million miles?
6 years ago
^nice
6 years ago
if you stick to commenting, w/o posting those boring vids, you might be okay
6 years ago
(sorry, i'm just a sucker for Cracker refs)
6 years ago
i think i like this new guy
6 years ago
too bad he's washing his hands of us

...i sure hope he washes his hands :/
6 years ago
I'm still here and my hands are still dirty. I like the latest round of comments. They make me feel "special", as in special ed, to have caused all this banter, and it seems to have brought me luck. I won $150 at the casino today and have enough for rent so I don't have to get on Craigslist this month..
6 years ago
^ full of shit.
6 years ago
Naw, you've got it all wrong Mark; you're giving the users too much credit. Mucho is like a terrible girlfriend that you don't leave simply out of laziness.
Nothing better has presented itself.
6 years ago
^this
6 years ago
Better the devil you know.
6 years ago
What's a girlfriend? Is it one of those girls who "just wants to be friends"? I had one once.
6 years ago
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKEN DRUNK SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!!
6 years ago
to?
6 years ago
zeke, obviously.
6 years ago
Spoken like a scholar from Jack Daniels University with a caps-lock key stuck with dried sperm.
6 years ago
I miss oster.. that shit sliding out of that shit hole reminded me of oster when he had something to say..
6 years ago
i have to admit i was supplized by that rissy's flameout
6 years ago
bono said he told oster to do it
6 years ago
I knew Oster would be too fucking stupid to do it with any sort of class. I had an inkling it would get him banned.
6 years ago
That's why he was ranting about a "deal" or whatever. I told him I'd do him a favor if he did that.


And he believed me.

LOL
6 years ago
you devious bastard.. and he wanted to be you..
6 years ago
Yeah, that got annoying, quick. had to be done.
6 years ago
wow, a turd...
6 years ago
yes - i was so shocked!


















6 years ago
and its falling into a toilet that's ka ka ka craaaaazy...
6 years ago
whaaaaa?
* jrob2020 cant take it anymore *
6 years ago
* conky loads the shotgun *

wanna come to hell with me jrob
6 years ago
* possum flounces off to reddit now *
6 years ago
* jrob2020 fucks off to ebaums *
6 years ago
ok, its a chick with a nice booty crapping into the toilet..after being a member of MuchoSucko™ for a little over 7 years, i don't see anything different than what i've seen before..i've even up voted it!..whats the gripe about?...
6 years ago
?
6 years ago
My gripe is it's not a chick.
6 years ago
just wondering what the SissyMarky is "boo hooing" about?..the 'gif' he posted is common here...
6 years ago
sticky - check out "her" other subs and comments
6 years ago
also @ SB - Sissy's saying we're too shocked by his posts to appreciate them
6 years ago
holy crap! (s'cuse the pun)..i see what you mean!...
6 years ago
lame shit
6 years ago
I dont feel i need to see any guy shitting..girls are one thing
6 years ago
poop as poop
6 years ago
Thanks for thinking my ass was a girl's That made my day lol! I've got vids of girls pooping and they usually dump some pretty mushy crap, probably a result of much fiber.
And when a person starts telling you to die and go to hell and such things, they tend to appear somewhat shocked and offended. Savvy?
6 years ago
He never posted the video of him balancing a turd.
6 years ago
:(
6 years ago
Don't :( that! Ever tried balaning your own turd? I haven't. I probably could make a mound up to, and not including, the size of fries' self worth.
6 years ago
It's not shocking enough, and it doesn't contain erotic photos of pre-teen girls from chan4chan, so it's a no-go. I'm thinking of posting one of me spanking the shit out of my ass and adding a "found on muchosucko.com" message in it. That should get it deleted before it spreads.
6 years ago
Any publicity is good publicity :)
6 years ago
Oi, prick! Ur metaphor is a little fucked up in it's reference. Sheep mill about and are easily led, cattle go to the slaughter house. If u wanna be a bitter bitch, at least be correct.
6 years ago
Im a swine myself
6 years ago
Dog here.
6 years ago
if depends2132 starts talking about ants and stacks - lemme know
6 years ago
Did you ever hear of mutton? Where do you think they kill sheep, in a clinic? Duh.
6 years ago
sissymarky, you do nothing that is shocking or outrageous in the slightest. so you crap and film it...big deal. you sashay around like a sissyboy and put fart noises on it...juvenile. you should be ashamed that your supposedly shaming clips are so ordinary.
6 years ago
But at least he has nice trim on the door way. Could always be worse.
6 years ago
You're right. I'm so ashamed that I just made a new video of myself spanking the poop out of my butt with a ruler and smearing it all over my ass- nothing shocking enough for most of the keyboard warriors here but I enjoyed making it.
6 years ago
*
* thecandiru yawns dramatically* *
6 years ago
you've got potential, stick around...enjoy yourself
6 years ago
ugh.....I hate it when I agree with tr :(
6 years ago
He's reading all your comments and fapping to the "attacks"...he wins.
6 years ago
Woulda been cooler if she gave herself the reach-around with her own shit. Just sayin.
6 years ago
Edit: You should go back to 4chan. If you really want to be hardcore go fuck a bitch on video, and then pull out the tampon that you just stabbed past her cervix. With the little dick that you made public on your first post on mucho, you couldn't push the string past her labia. I don't always comment on mucho, but when I do, it's to get insecure bible thumpers like you to understand the meaning of GTFO.
6 years ago
"There's too many Newt Gingrich wannabes here who seem to have deleusions of grandeur but no intelligence or substance."

Says the guy who keeps posting pooping gifs.
6 years ago
lol
6 years ago
Who's this piece of shit?
6 years ago
mark heffron the boy wonder
6 years ago
He's edgy.
6 years ago
That's a lot of comments. Many of you have now been hypnotized and flummoxed by my poop! I command you all to post photos of your assholes here for your fellow poopers to comment upon!
Eat what thou poop shall be the whole of the law!
6 years ago
Sad sad individual.
6 years ago
It's a lot of comments because people followed bono and I in here. Even you're parroting shit I said dickwad.
6 years ago
I like him.
6 years ago
I knew you would.
6 years ago
And unzekiel, you're parroting my comments on the video I posted by the Crowley follower. Everyone knows the Thelemic motto you fool. I was just making fun of your stupid comment.
Are you just plain stupid or drunk all the time?
6 years ago
I didn't watch that. Read DoDF a while ago. And the answer is drunk, mostly. Still, my point remains. Go be an attention whore somewhere else.
6 years ago
Go be yourself somewhere else.
6 years ago
Go back to 4chan, dweeb
6 years ago
episode 15?
6 years ago
did I miss it? ah shucks
6 years ago
its one thing to give a pseudoslut showing cleavage this much attention in hopes of getting something more, but there is no reason to keep feeding this highly delusional sexually confused child rape victim
6 years ago
* jrob2020 poops on dwhill05 *
6 years ago
leave me alone, im trying to upload my pooping video
6 years ago
thats fucking hot
6 years ago
recover password
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