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Ladyboy GAGa

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for Bono

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by thecandiru

submitted January 14th 2012

199 comments
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more entertaining then her
6 years ago
agreed
6 years ago
Did you add the gross tag candi? I thought you were pro-tranny!
6 years ago
sub 20 or 30 trannies and everyone thinks you really want them..
6 years ago
Ok so sucking your own dick, in and of itself, isn't gay...but what if you bust in your own mouth and swallow?
6 years ago
The first time: not gay, it's just experimenting. Any subsequent time is because you like the taste, ergo, gay.
6 years ago
Funny how you justify doing it at least once. It's not a free pass. You swallow. You are gay. At least bi. It is in you. It's not like you don't know the concistency of an egg or something. It's slimey.
5 years ago
seriously?

do you not see that the comment is 10 months old?
5 years ago
Joined 4 days ago. Became pro 4 minutes ago. The archives are there for a reason. Cool thing about this is users see I'm making comments and revisit this shit. Just like you know. This right up your alley Wilk? :)
5 years ago
cool story, bro
5 years ago
I would've tried this had I been blessed with a longer dick or flexibility. There's no way I would do this now tho. Even if I had the ability to do it. I chose my team already. It's not cocksucking.
5 years ago
Am I allowed to call this guy a noob tr?
5 years ago
$5 can't stop that
5 years ago
Oooh. I'm a total fucking noob. And I know noobs have to get a shitload of stfu's. That's why I decided to buy some cred with my pro tag hahaha. Nice meeting you on the 188th comment on a post of a Gaga lookalike weirdo sucking his own dick. Greetings.
5 years ago
I never thought it would stop it but there I felt inferior when posting without my PRO tag. Now whenever I get stfu I'll know it is because my comment actually sucked rat's dick.
5 years ago
Atta boy
5 years ago
You can't buy "cred" on MS. And, judging from your actions far, you'll never earn much either.
5 years ago
hmm...chrissy > theAnimal
5 years ago
Boy you sir are made from plastic!!!
6 years ago
If this tranny had a nice set of tits and this video was at a different angle, I would fap to this gay shit.
6 years ago
And I would bust a load in her ass as she's cumming in her own mouth with those fishnet stocking legs behind her ears! Beat her with a whip until she cried,then take her out to IHOP for breakfast and treat her to a pro massage and take her home. Schedule another round for the following week.
6 years ago
Really going for the finger in the stinker.
6 years ago
your pussy?
6 years ago
You should go back to school and re-take anatomy class.
6 years ago
youre trying too hard..youre not witty and to be frank youre not the sharpest boomerang in the shed really are you...let the big boys talk skippy
6 years ago
go back to school? really? Your pussy smells you cunt.
6 years ago
Sorry bud, you're far too inadequate to get near my magnificent cunt.
6 years ago
If you call it a cunt, it can't be all that magnificent.
6 years ago
That doesn't really refute the whole "your pussy smells" comment.
6 years ago
If you call yourself 'cuntscab', you don't really have a leg to stand on.
6 years ago
I dont claim to be magnificent, you delusional cunt
6 years ago
All bitches smell... most guys hate it, some are tolerable, but no fucker loves it. Why else do you think I am too paranoid to ever receive? At least I'm considerate.
6 years ago
I've never had a complaint. Maybe you should clean your vag every once in a while
6 years ago
Not physically, no, but your attitude is a proclamation in itself that you clearly have a significant superiority complex. Prior to the recent run in, I actually thought you were quite a unique and entertaining individual.
6 years ago
Bono said himself he doesn't like going down on women. It's a personal preference, for both sides. So instead of judging me for not being a slut, how about you take a seat and reconsider your own 'values'?
6 years ago
meow
6 years ago
bono is also 19 and hasn't been laid in like a year soooo theres that
6 years ago
Doesn't really affect the fact there of.
6 years ago
if you cant eat out a woman then you dont deserve to be close to pussy. if its clean then the smell and taste is arousing, not nauseating
6 years ago
Not to mention the guys I've been with are quite thankful that they don't have to do that.
6 years ago
If your with a woman and she discreetly tries to rub her pussy then smell her fingers, its time to leave.
true story
6 years ago
I will reiterate: it all comes down to sheer personal preference.
6 years ago
Your pussy is either extremely disgusting, or the guy's you've been with are gay.
6 years ago
fluff. It's not "sheer personal preference" its more like personal hygeine
6 years ago
^what white devil said
6 years ago
when i got a bitch under my belt i dip my fingers daily so i can keep the smell fresh and sniff them all the time. the only thing better than the smell of pussy is how soft and squishy it is. guys who wont get close to it are closet homos
6 years ago
Well I like to but "too paranoid to ever receive" screams smelly cunt.
6 years ago
* fluffernutter shrugs.... *

Given my experiences, I was unaware some guys were so keen on muff diving.
6 years ago
there's a difference between a natural smell and a repugnant odor.
6 years ago
put eating pussy on the boys2men list
6 years ago
It's a self-conscious issue that I've never resolved... I refuse to even shower with others.
6 years ago
I was thinking that the list should be revisted but with actual things that make men, men. I subbed because I thought it was hilarious at how stupid some people are to think what's on that list
6 years ago
aka teenagers
6 years ago
agreed drum, it was amusing but we do need to create a real list
6 years ago
made one, feel free to add on
6 years ago
>calls Bono a virgin
>later refers to Bono's sexual preferences in an attempt to win an argument
>logical fallacy
>good troll
6 years ago
so nutter why is that?
6 years ago
Here's some quick educational guidelines Bono:
Oral sex = mouth+genital
Sexual intercourse = genital+genital, or for some crazy kids genital+anus... amongst other combinations
Just because you had your tongue in her vag doesn't mean your cock magically got there.
6 years ago
yeah list to that professional.
6 years ago
u jelly i get my dick wet?
6 years ago
Flesh lights don't count.
DB, rephrase or choose words you can coherently put in a sentence.
6 years ago
"Doesn't really affect the fact there of."

^ Coherent
6 years ago
woah watch out guys.you don't tell me what to do you dried up whore.
6 years ago
Don't flail words around you don't understand, little boy,
6 years ago
how'd that cunt get so smelly with small titties and a fucked up face like yous. guess the guys over there are tired of fucking aborigines.
6 years ago
"Doesn't really affect the fact there of."

^ Coherent
6 years ago
None of that makes any logical sense.
Try again, junkie.
6 years ago
we get it you're obviously soooo smart.
lmao
6 years ago
"Doesn't really affect the fact there of."

^ Coherent
"Doesn't really affect the fact there of."

^ Coherent
"Doesn't really affect the fact there of."

^ Coherent
"Doesn't really affect the fact there of."

^ Coherent
6 years ago
Stop being an attention whore, I'm trying to educated the kid.
6 years ago
You're not smart Bono, it's actually a term commonly used. Perhaps just another addition to Australian terminology which yanks fail to comprehend.
6 years ago
She's trying so hard.
6 years ago
*doesn't really effect the matter of his opinion
Jeez bono lrn2english
6 years ago
lol, Bono needs someone to explain English to him.
6 years ago
I guarantee he's smarter then you, you arrogant twat. he plays stupid, you're just fucking retarded and everyone is finding out very fast.
6 years ago
Can you describe the smell?
6 years ago
thereof is one word.
6 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dI6mPDCqEo
6 years ago
well I was commenting that the syntex of the sentence was off, then playing the comment off as if bono was the one mistyped it. Because he was repeating it a lot. So, basically everyone missed it
6 years ago
syntax.
6 years ago
smells like rottin pennies.
6 years ago
lol, he had to do some research... DB, *than.
6 years ago
aaaaaaaaaaaand saved.
6 years ago
<-is stupid and doesn't get things
6 years ago
Then than doesnt change the fact that you're a stupid mouthy cunt.
6 years ago
I'm not a mouthy cunt you Devil Blunt!!!!!!
6 years ago
*that
6 years ago
I think it needs anger management... or a pole in the hole.
6 years ago
I have a pole AND a hole.

I'm self-sufficient !
6 years ago
bono is your penis long enough to fuck yourself with?
6 years ago
I'm sorry drums. see how easy that is nutter?
6 years ago
Well it's the damnedest thing. In theory yes, in practice no.

You see, I'm a "grower" not a "shower". So when my penis is erect, I think it'd be long enough to get to my butt... the only problem is it's too hard to bend that way :(

When it's flaccid, I can twist it almost anywhere :D

But it is not long enough :(
6 years ago
Devilblunt, accepted. Come give poncho a hug and we'll toke one up

Bono, that's a damn shame, because now I can't say 'go fuck yourself' and image you literally do it anymore
6 years ago
Join Puppetry of the Penis.
6 years ago
thank good i havn't had weed for weeks. a guy in my area got busted and no one has shit.
6 years ago
stop trying to fit in you ruined that, and don't change the subject bitch.
6 years ago
lost 28k so its pretty dry around these parts
6 years ago
http://m.poconorecord.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=%2F20120115%2FNEWS%2F120119827%2F-1%2FWAP05&template=wapart&m_section
6 years ago
Cool story bro. No-one cares.
6 years ago
knew that guy since i was like 13.
6 years ago
aw your ass hurt just a little more then usual doesn't it whore?
6 years ago
One final chance nutter. this can go on as long as you'd like.
6 years ago
I have a math test today and it's going to be really quiet in the room. I had microwavable tamales and a cup of coffee for breakfast.

I think I'm going to embarrass myself.
6 years ago
and don't ignore my question below damaged goods.
6 years ago
"fluffernutter
Cool story bro. No-one cares."
someones trying to mimic and fit in...
6 years ago
Hey whore just because you stop talking for a little bit doesn't mean its over. I thought you were enjoying the banter.
6 years ago
Devilblunt, I feel your pain. Dry spells are the worst. Best thing I ever did was getting a membership to my compassion club. I always have my choice from as many as 30 different strains.
6 years ago
I wish I could send you some for your b-day.
6 years ago
so the fuck do I. Pretty sure they don't have anything like that around by me.
6 years ago
What I learned today: Fluffernutter has an ugly herpes face, a rotten smelly pussy, and is an annoying arrogant cunt.
Going to sleep for a few, see you latter for more of that heated banter whore. have fun bitching about me while I'm gone.
6 years ago
^bono
6 years ago
Well, oster liked the comment, and that comment is Bono apparently.
6 years ago
I'M POPULAR! :D
6 years ago
No, I'M POPULAR!
6 years ago
I liked the comment for the stab, but it is something you would say.
6 years ago
compare the number of posts tagged Bono to number of posts tagged fluffer.
6 years ago
She still has a bigger penis.
6 years ago
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6 years ago
Thank you guys for making my shift pass by so quickly. This is fun to watch.
6 years ago
Keeping mucho members happy.
6 years ago
<- winnar
6 years ago
I wonder where Fluffer learned how to write ASCII art.

http://muchosucko.com/91153/What-do-you-say-during-sex
6 years ago
Ouch... *oster waits for her pathetic lie.
6 years ago
I create ASCII art, mostly for Zelda shiz. However, that one I Googled because it's past 4am and I want to sleep. Adiós!
6 years ago
That one you copied from me on a thread you started.

http://muchosucko.com/91153/What-do-you-say-during-sex
6 years ago
No, that one I found from a Google result. Can't you read? They're different, dipshit. The one I posted has extra bits off to the far right hand-side. So clearly you, too, copied it from a Google result.
6 years ago
http://mcsteamed.net/index.php?topic=347.0
TA-DA!
6 years ago
I'm guessing you tried to modify it and failed because women are not good at computar.

But that's a different subject entirely.

Anyway Fluffer I'm off to math. Please wish me luck because I had a weird breakfast and I don't want to fart in class.
6 years ago
For the third and last time you ignorant fuck: I COPIED IT FROM A GOOGLE RESULT.
6 years ago
From a what?
6 years ago
Hence the link, learn to read.
6 years ago
...And I was beginning to think you were vaguely intelligent.
6 years ago
the tea pot is boiling.
6 years ago
But why did you need google to copy me?
6 years ago
Don't flatter yourself, you're far too intellectually challenged to actually do that all by yourself. The copy and paste function is a quick, simple procedure. It's easy to see you cheated and now are pathetically plagiarising somebody's work. That's low, even for you.
6 years ago
"Even for you" should simply not be used when addressing Bono.
6 years ago
I posted a video of myself poking a miscarriage.

OMG YOU PLAGIARIZED? THAT'S FUCKING LOW.
6 years ago
nothing special about poking, you should have eaten it
6 years ago
I need you to back up my point dw, not belittle me in front of company.
6 years ago
im just calling it like i see it
6 years ago
And where is your dead baby video?
6 years ago
i dont like dead babies, too many calories
6 years ago
Yeah, that's what I thought.
6 years ago
and when did you ask me if it was ok to bring over company?
6 years ago
STOP UNDERMINING ME!

* Bono sobs *
6 years ago
rule number one, two, four, seven, then eight:
http://muchosucko.com/91400/boys-2-men#comment1758830
6 years ago
this... was hilarious. haha
6 years ago
Stanky punani FTL
6 years ago
Awesome thread.
6 years ago
It's Hollywood worthy
6 years ago
and she's a lying whore too.
6 years ago
and it's not over.
6 years ago
"it's actually a term commonly used."

More of a phrase really.

Really though, why is nutter getting so much abuse?
6 years ago
She's an arrogant cunt.
6 years ago
This is true, but did something jump start it all? Sounds like she was caught in a lie...
6 years ago
She's Bono with tits and 8 less IQ points.
6 years ago
Did I say 8? I meant 194.
6 years ago
So she's standing at about -185? ;)
6 years ago
Nah, I prayshate you even if you are a little odd.
6 years ago
Did I say odd? I meant fruitier than clown shit.
6 years ago
You appreciate me?!

Boundless joy flows through my heart.

I'm going to have to start writing songs for you assholes.
6 years ago
Doit. Doit. <-(movie reference)
6 years ago
I have never met a guy who does not like the smell and taste of a healthy pussy. That's just strange that you even say that. They like to eat it, smear their face around, lick the ass....that's normal. Your issues are not Fluff.
6 years ago
Well, in all fairness, it's not like something you'd want to eat every morning like lucky charms. You kind of have to be in the mood for it.
6 years ago
* xzekiel did not read all that bullshit *
6 years ago
No. No you don't. It's pussy. When are you not in the mood for pussy? That's insane.
6 years ago
Maybe I've just always dated really horny guys
6 years ago
I don't know about you Zeke. If it's in front of me and I have the o.k., I'm in the mood.
6 years ago
Perhaps you have a superior pussy than the chicks I've dated
6 years ago
^ exactly
6 years ago
>the smell and taste of a healthy pussy
>healthy pussy
>healthy

6 years ago
I am always in the mood to eat pussy.. even rag week doesn't stop me
6 years ago
and I did mean bert...
6 years ago
ewwww fucken nasty excon. rag week would def stop me from eating the pussy.
6 years ago
probably Xzek...and Bono i couldn't think of an appropriate word.
6 years ago
Let me spread my ass cheeks for you zeke, so you can eat me out
6 years ago
by healthy i mean clean, not std ridden, that sort of thing
6 years ago
I eat da pussy, I eat da butt, I eat every motherfuckin' thang.
6 years ago
I actually don't eat the butt. That's where poop comes from.
6 years ago
Day eat da poo poo
6 years ago
I do enjoy a good face sitting from time to time.
6 years ago
you should eat the butt. girls will like you more
6 years ago
you eat da poopoo?
6 years ago
I was wondering why girls didn't like me.
6 years ago
thatdude420, fresh out of the bath is the key to rag week cunnilingus
6 years ago
I'm always in the mood for pussy also but I also know its not very sagacious to mingle with one whom is to self-conscious to shower with others or allow one to perform oral on her.
Abandon all faith ye who enter
6 years ago
Eh, each to their own. I just roll with what works for me.
6 years ago
smelly cunts do not work for me.
6 years ago
Then how do you deal with yourself?
6 years ago
I know you are but what am I? you lame cunt.
6 years ago
where you touched, tell us maybe we'll feel bad for you now.
6 years ago
son of a bitch, you know who you are cunt.
6 years ago
Happy bday DB!
6 years ago
Thanks CS
6 years ago
I dont know you but Happy Birthday anyways
6 years ago
happy birthday
6 years ago
thank you fellow devil nice avi ty you too SMC
6 years ago
nice tits and dumper SWC
6 years ago
That is just nasty
5 years ago
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