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Didn't "Stand" a Chance

Some drunk kid at a show foolishly provokes two other guys

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by MacabreAbstracts

submitted January 13th 2012

57 comments
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nice camera work for a change
6 years ago
Should have used his beer bottle though
6 years ago
he was trying to save his beer.
6 years ago
@1:51 is the best shot.
6 years ago
But really that dude's my hero for not even spilling his beer.
6 years ago
i agree...it takes a special talent to spill a drop
6 years ago
@1:48 is where it's at.
6 years ago
I'm with pooch, but yeah that guy held his cool. Didn't even throw a punch after the guy hit him, until he got back up begging for it.
6 years ago
These people react like they have never seen anyone punched in the face before. The kid totally deserved it.
6 years ago
Theyre acting...

Like Negroids
6 years ago
I didn't see others jump...
6 years ago
in
6 years ago
if it were a girl she would have been raped for sure
6 years ago
CHEESE EVERYWHERE!
6 years ago
Bwahahaha. I've been saying that in my head for like two weeks now.
6 years ago
Friends don't let friends get drunk and pick fights with guys twice their size.
6 years ago
Yes they do. It teaches them not to be such an asshat faggity douche
6 years ago
i hate how the little hippy girlys try to act extra social. this faggot deserved it, just let him lay there until he wakes up
6 years ago
I liked how the dudes friend got him out of there after he knocked kid out. Thats a friend
6 years ago
Seriously, if that was my friend id beat the shit out of him when i woke up.
6 years ago
He's talking about the big guys friend, you silly black fucker.
6 years ago
you have a way of picking fights you cant win OJ, go play in your sandbox
6 years ago
Well aren't you a delusional little cum dumpster...
6 years ago
Remember the Dunning–Kruger video on here the other day?

"you have a way of picking fights you cant win OJ, go play in your sandbox"

Kinda sums your incompetent little arse up, really.
6 years ago
Does it? Who is the one on this website that sits on an imaginary throne, acting as if he is the shit all the time

"I think girls are hot when they're actually hot. I could post a pic of the girl I'm dating right now, but I don't think I'm going to."

"No idea what you're referring to, but that's because I don't live on here. I go away to spend time with a girl way hotter than this bitch up top."

while attempting to sound smart 24/7

"delusional little cum dumpster"

"Kinda sums your incompetent little arse up"

If that video sums anybody up its you OJ, the hypocritical britfag who acts like hes the shit yet still has time to come here and act smart for an hour. Nobody fucking likes you.

I'm pretty sure every single guy on this site has banged a hot chick yet youre the only one i know of who takes the time to sub pics of and brag about them.

So when I say go play in your sandbox, i mean fucking leave. Because if your life is so goddamned cool why the fuck are you here?

Fuck off
6 years ago
tldr

Hey, Mr Try Hard, stop trying to hard.
6 years ago
What a fucking pussy, every time you get challenged you scamper off to that "really cool life" youve got hidden somewhere. Once again, fuck off.
6 years ago
THATS WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN TO YOU ONE DAY COME HERE PLEASE!!!!!!!
6 years ago
lol jokes, reading is easy for me. You're ramblings are dumb, but it doesn't take much effort to read...maybe a little patients.

So you're mad that I don't follow every girl who stumbles across mucho because I simply don't need to?


"I'm pretty sure every single guy on this site has banged a hot chick yet youre the only one i know of who takes the time to sub pics of and brag about them."

I've only ever subbed a picture of one girl on here & if you think she's hot - LOL...shows what you manage in everyday life.
6 years ago
"I've only ever subbed a picture of one girl on here & if you think she's hot - LOL...shows what you manage in everyday life."

^"sits on an imaginary throne, acting as if he is the shit all the time..."
6 years ago
Who is that last one a quote of, numb nuts?
6 years ago
Ebony and Ivory.....
6 years ago
The guy who is fucking you right now.
6 years ago
haha

I just re-read "Nobody fucking likes you."

How cute.
6 years ago
haha... living together in perfect harmony.

btw: "patients" == "patience"
:P
6 years ago
No substance
6 years ago
Dammit Kirk, he never would've picked up on that!

Bastard!
6 years ago
I did but didnt feel the need to be a grammar nazi
6 years ago
Just because something can be said doesnt make it worth saying. no offence kirk
6 years ago
No worries, I was just having fun.
6 years ago
I like how all those drunk sloppy bitches come out of the woodwork to try and act like they have some kind of medical training and/or are a nurse. Yes you stupid cunts we need 6 of you to put your fingers all over his fucking neck to try and take his pulse. Good work!
6 years ago
The crazy jewish doctor I go to takes my pulse from my fuckin ankle. I try not to ask questions.
6 years ago
I hope he died.
6 years ago
In Feb 1994 I was at a bar listening to three punks cuss out two bartenders who had cut them off for being rowdy. The punks were describing a gay sex encounter between the bartenders in front of the female manager. Ol Squidley, was drunk and I said. "You boys are awful familiar with that activity, you go that route yourselves?"

They sailded into my ass while a bartender was cowering on the floor calling the police. One of these assholes saw this and they tried to get the Hell out.

The cops caught them as they were cranking up their car and all three of them went to jail for assault, drunk and disorderly and the driver got a DWI.

I had a fat lip and a black eye but I let it go. Ruining their weekend was good enough.
6 years ago
Up the punx.
6 years ago
This situation works great for bouncers. The big guy leaves peacefully, the little dipshit leaves peacefully on a stretcher. Hardly ever works out that nicely though.
6 years ago
How does Squidley remember the month of something that happened 18 years ago? But not his own password on mucho? WoW....
6 years ago
hey some things stick in your mind a little better than others :P
6 years ago
short term memory is actually the first thing to go, so it makes perfect sense..
6 years ago
and I guess you never forget the first time without lube.
6 years ago
I barely remember how old i am sometimes, screw remembering dates past last week. Hell im not even sure what day it is usually.
6 years ago
having a good memory is overrated
6 years ago
Hope you're right, if i ever reach Squid's age, i won't remember how to wipe my own ass.
6 years ago
what were we talking about?
6 years ago
Back to reading through his every comment...
6 years ago
Where is this, Wiggerpalooza?
6 years ago
Yes, why?
6 years ago
recover password