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Mark Heffron - Farting Sissy Hiking

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I'm hiking along, wiggling my bare ass and farting as I go (farting sound effects added by my friend Dimitri to mock me)

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by sissymarky

submitted January 12th 2012

103 comments
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what the fuck man
6 years ago
lol
6 years ago
classsic
6 years ago
clASSic?
6 years ago
This guy is going to be the butt of a lot of jokes.
6 years ago
At least he didn't make an ass of himself.
6 years ago
You realize he's just another demented faggot that gets off on ridicule and humiliation right? He's probably 'batin with his own feces as he reads this shit.
6 years ago
And perhaps you are very busy trying to submerge nasty impulses popping out of your subconscious by putting down "faggots" and other things you fear to become. Most men aren't bothered by "faggots', because they know they are not gay. What is your problem, and why so angry?
You have been outed, but I have nothing against you.
6 years ago
sissypwned
6 years ago
:S
6 years ago
I have no problem with homosexuals. I just hate faggot attention whores like you.
6 years ago
jesus fucking christ.. where do these people come from???
6 years ago
google mostly
6 years ago
Right, found it through google- homeless guys having sex lol.
6 years ago
^
6 years ago
..and this guy found a home here?..its appropriate...
6 years ago
so fuck you jrob
4 years ago
this is perfect
6 years ago
for dush
6 years ago
That's why I don't eat broccoli without enzymes!!!
6 years ago
this may be the greatest thing i have ever seen
6 years ago
still hilarious
5 years ago
For some reason, all I can think is, I can't wait for Oranje to see this guy...
6 years ago
He's going to stomp himself into the ground, lol.
6 years ago
i kinda wanna hear dw's opinion
6 years ago
Ya, and fries...
6 years ago
lol,yeah
6 years ago
He may even enrage possum, lol
6 years ago
a fluffernutter stfu?....i think she likes me
6 years ago
* dwhill05 facepalms *
6 years ago
*faps
5 years ago
bahahahahaha

new favourite member.
6 years ago
HAHAH this guy is awesome!!


Up FUCKING Vote!
6 years ago
It just gets FUNNIER and FUNNIER!
6 years ago
you might change your mind when you see the other shit he's posted
6 years ago
LOL the dog at 3:05 even hes like "ok wtf dude"
6 years ago
I guess I'd better not post two more videos I was thinking of uploading: one where I'm naked, looking cross-eyed at a turd balanced on my nose, and another where I'm dancing around naked with poop on my butt.
I will go now. You can kick me off if you want. I'll haunt some other kinky/shocking website. Death Cab for Cutie is coming on tonight!
6 years ago
oooh - please post those vids though!
6 years ago
those sound interesting
6 years ago
just space them out some
6 years ago
like, every couple of years
6 years ago
i love death cab for cutie!
6 years ago
lol.

really though i do.
6 years ago
psst...me too...

esp "Plans"
6 years ago
...Marching Bands Of Manhattan...Different Names For The Same Thing...Crooked Teeth...
6 years ago
tis my fav band, ive seen them live twice :)
6 years ago
and transatlanticism is just as good if not better :)
6 years ago
i liked Expo'86 and The Sound Of Settling...We Looked Like Giants was good also
6 years ago
Sorrow drips into your heart, through a pinhole
Just like a faucet that leaks and there is comfort in the sound
But while you debate half empty or half full
it slowly rises, your love is gonna drown.
6 years ago
dammit , quit trying to make me like you
6 years ago
aw come on, I'm quite likeable!
6 years ago
We looked like giants is one of my favs
6 years ago
possum don't fall into this siren's trap, she's luring you in for the slaughter. She's quite the cold hearted bitch lol :P
6 years ago
that is a bold faced LIE.
6 years ago
keep singing my pretty siren
6 years ago
* possum puts on Iron And Wine now and tries to sleep *
6 years ago
death cab is quite good. i actually just listened to long division
6 years ago
I had a death cab marathon earlier, after this convo
6 years ago
its nice that their music has taken a more positive tone with their latest album. I was starting to think theyd be sad teenagers forever.
6 years ago
I can't believe you fags lured this saint of wtf off the site!
6 years ago
They are one of the few bands who can write good rock and rock-ballad melodies. My favorite is one called "When Soul Meet Body." Most of their songs are available on beemp3.com and the whole "Codes and Keys" album can be found in mp3 form on youtube.
I'll post those other poop vids later (they're very raunchy) when I'm in the mood for attracting more haters. I've been beaten up 12 times in my life, including a couple minor slapping and kicking incidents, mostly because of the way I walk and talk (effeminate). I got beat up twice in the same night when I was 16 walking a girl home at night from a coffee house that allowed minors in on "poetry night" and was a gay hangout. I still wonder if she set me up by asking me to walk her home. When the police came and they found out where we were coming from, they made it sound like it was my fault and asked me why I didn't defend myself. That's why gay people often don't bother calling the police when they get assaulted. I told them I didn't want to press charges, They drove the girl home and left me to catch a bus, even though my ear was bleeding. An elderly couple let me sat in their apartment lobby until a bus came and my dad got pissed off at me for getting beat up and not fighting back.
I've found that it's safer to stay inside and connect with the world by computer. Words do less damage than kicks and punches.
(Can you Eric Cartman playing sad strains on the violin for the drama queen?)
6 years ago
* Barret give applause to the mucho gay-race-walking champion 2012 *
6 years ago
hes a piece of work
6 years ago
This whole thread fucking sucks.
4 years ago
But who will be the victor this year...
4 years ago
Best al-qaeda training video yet!
6 years ago
And lo, there was a light that rose to guide Mucho through the Bonoless turmoil.

THIS POST.
SAVED.
MUCHOSUCKO.
6 years ago
"In the name of love, one man in the name of love..." happy birthday MLK.
6 years ago
Hahahaha Jesus Jrobing Christ.
So many hours it must have taken to film this.

Put the camera down, prance away like a fag, walk back, pick up the camera, move on, put the camera down...
6 years ago
the effort is appreciated
6 years ago
Hey imagine going for a walk deep in the woods and you met this guy doing this.
6 years ago
I'd pepperspray his nuts if I ran into him.
6 years ago
I keep thinking of a whitetail deer
6 years ago
still hilarious
5 years ago
So fries sent you this?
5 years ago
and thats what molested children grow up to be
5 years ago
What happen to this guy? Did he get banned?
5 years ago
as if he would stop spamming on his own....
5 years ago
Why do i watch this...
4 years ago
because its fucking awesome?
4 years ago
I never watched it in its entirety before.

* Barret feels sad he will never do anything as awesome as this in his life *
4 years ago
dream big friend,reach for the stars
4 years ago

its the vid that keeps on vidding
4 years ago
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4 years ago
yep
4 years ago
too bad heffron wasn't real
4 years ago
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4 years ago
if you get this shit deleted i will come to mexico and tie you up like a pinata and beat the fuck out of you
4 years ago
I'm trying to be last here bitch
4 years ago
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4 years ago
What !?
4 years ago
Not in this lifetime sonny
4 years ago
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4 years ago
That's Gay!
4 years ago
It's Ultra Gay!
4 years ago
This boyo looks quite a bit like that punky character, only wearing a wig
4 years ago
he is.
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4 years ago
you dirty fucking spic
3 years ago
I wish sexlord66 was this cool
3 years ago
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