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Mark Heffron - Happy Birthday to Me!

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I'm celebrating my birthday alone this year so I've got a lit candle up my asshole and I'm singing 'Happy Birthday to Me!'

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by sissymarky

submitted January 12th 2012

19 comments
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Mark Heffron - Happy Birthday to Me!
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dush see hes even got the same bday a match made in heaven
6 years ago
We would be an even more perfect match if you would fuck my butt every day! Then I wouldn't have to use candles and other such things. Sorry if I offended you.
6 years ago
you heard the man dush
6 years ago
you = you jrob
6 years ago
^^ Nice deflection attempt there :D
6 years ago
This guy knows how to party!
6 years ago
I don't get invited to parties any more because I always end up with my clothes off, crawling around naked, so I mostly party alone now. My dog died several months ago so now my computer and the Internet are my main friends. You people are the only ones I've communicated with in several days. I hope you have pity on me and don't have me kicked out of here too.
6 years ago
*Looks at jrob with an "i dunno?" look*
6 years ago
* jrob2020 shrugs *
6 years ago
* urkelbot slowly backs away from this thread. *
6 years ago
Jesus....now I actually kind of feel bad for this faggot.
6 years ago
I don't
6 years ago
Lol happy b-day!
6 years ago
Thanks, I was hoping that would be my last one but I have another one coming up soon. I'm either going to buy myself a blow-up doll or an anal dildo for my birthday and give myself the hardest spanking ever!
6 years ago
You're not alone. I see a dog.
6 years ago
She was my best friend, but she died last September. She's an angel now.
6 years ago
get a proper bed , you fucking tramp
6 years ago
I can't afford one. I found that one of the street near my apartment and it's more comfortable tahn a sleeping bag.
6 years ago
Possum misses you
2 years ago
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