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flying dildo

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by thecraze

submitted January 9th 2012

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flying dildo
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WHERE DID IT COME FROM?!?!?!
6 years ago
Leftovers from the bachelorette party?
6 years ago
im going to guess an airplane....
6 years ago
Yall don't have flying dildo problems where yall live? It's a major health and safety hazard down in the south.
6 years ago
They must have strong kegel muscles down south.
6 years ago
yes they do
6 years ago
Yeah, they do...
* smerf smiles in fond memory *
6 years ago
its from all the babies the women down here constantly pop out
6 years ago
Try again. The southern chick I know had one, then went "oh fuck that, no more!" and had the lining of her uterus ablated.
6 years ago
yeah tubals are common but usually not til the skank has 5 or 20 kid of all different races and the free money from the government stops paying for their birth costs
6 years ago
Nah, she's smart enough to avoid that one. Even her daughter was a surprise, since she was on birth control at the time.
6 years ago
a rare find there, usually southern bitches dont figure out what causes that til the third or forth kid
6 years ago
it came from the "private parts" of an "exotic dancer"
6 years ago
After his wife tooled his ass working out her dominance issues it ricocheted off the honeymoon suite headboard
6 years ago
To be fair, she grew up in Seattle, but has lived down there for almost 10 years.
6 years ago
ill give her a pearl necklace
6 years ago
Give a bunch of women a Pearl necklace, just drink plenty of fluids.
6 years ago
what sort of dildo would cut you ?
6 years ago
The one from the movie Seven
6 years ago
yikes
6 years ago
My guess is the grooms ass because only a gay wedding would have dildos involved.
6 years ago
so does this mean that somebody actually gave a flying fuck?
6 years ago
winner
6 years ago
agreed.
6 years ago
and you guys didnt even attempt to outdo him... sad
6 years ago
well, you can't outdo winning
6 years ago
^won
6 years ago
Crazy Australians.
6 years ago
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