points: -31

For the ladies....

My wife is afraid to leave me...

muchoers gone wild

by thecraze

submitted January 9th 2012

33 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
For the ladies....
tagged:
comments (33)
* possum gets distracted by a speck of dust *
6 years ago
member for 5 years doesnt have a ms sign
6 years ago
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You're so ugly you can be a modern art master piece! What's your name fat body?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, the craze, sir.
6 years ago
no sign fuck off.
6 years ago
True. I'll do one next
6 years ago
You look like the love child of Milton Waddams from Office Space and Mahogany from Midnight Meat Train. You probably intimidate the 98 pound office ladies at work quite well.
6 years ago
I would intimidate you....
6 years ago
I was a bouncer. Good luck.
6 years ago
watch out everyone we got ourselves a couple of badasses over here
6 years ago
* jrob2020 inserts his rape axe *
6 years ago
^best comment award
6 years ago
^worst comment award
6 years ago
:(
6 years ago
^best worst comment award
6 years ago
* possum stomps off... *
6 years ago
You just got jonesed my man!
* Jones rolls out the camera crew *
6 years ago
Get off your fat ass and change that toner cartridge!
6 years ago
They don't change themselves ya know!
6 years ago
No, I have bitches like you to do that for me.
6 years ago
Darth Hideous
6 years ago
And you're jar jar
6 years ago
for the who now.
6 years ago
Ha!
6 years ago
Oh you poor, misshapen bastard...
6 years ago
How many pedophiles are we up to now?
6 years ago
Looks like a jew kojak
6 years ago
you look like my 1st parole ossifer - the one who tried to get me to suck his dick in exchange for no drug/alcohol testing
6 years ago
wait what?
6 years ago
true story
6 years ago
did you take him up on the offer?
6 years ago
nope, but got my case transferred

cited "communication issues"
6 years ago
. A former bodybuilder, Bob lost his testicles to cancer caused by the steroids he used to bulk up his muscles and had to undergo testosterone injections; this resulted in his body increasing its estrogen, causing him to grow large "Bitch Tits" and develop a softer voice.
6 years ago
I'm more intimidated by the 9" dildo sitting across from me, though there is a striking resemblance.
*draws scowl and freckle on dildo* - spitting image.
6 years ago
recover password
most discussed