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Mother and child

Mother and child

fugly

by Squidley

submitted January 8th 2012

16 comments
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Mother and child
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6 years ago
Off the topic, I know 99.9% of you don't care, but I'm reaching out to that .1%. Yesterday the wife and I went on one of our road trips. We pick a state road and see where it taks us. So yesterday, I chose State Rd. 6, which took 2 hours north on I79 just to get too. It was a nice scenic drive which took us into the Allegheny Mtns., which is about as far as we made it when the sun started going down. So anyways, I hit the Go Home feature on the GPS and we started back. Buy that time, we started getting hungry so I loked up an Applebee's and it found one in Clarion Pa., so off we went. We were on 66 south and it took us straight through the town and into like a mall district which had all the resturants in it and of course, she changed her other mind and wanted Red Lobster instead. So I typed it in too the GPS and the closest one was another 14 miles away so we decided Applebee's was it. Well I passed Applebee's in the mean time so we turned around and went back. We were coming back, just about to cross back over interstate I80 when a fucking bear crossed the road right in front of my truck. I locked it up and went sideways a bit and came within about 4 feet from hitting it. Meanwhile in this brief amount of time, the wife lost her fucking mind. She's screaming Go Go Go like the bear was going to turn around and open the door and rape her or something. All in all, I laughed and tortured her for the remaining three hours of our trip getting home of how the bear was going to enter the truck. Thanks for listening and good day.
6 years ago
oh, and I wouldn't fuck that in the picture.
6 years ago
On coke again? uh?
6 years ago
What are you still doing up?
6 years ago
why didnt you just shorten that story by telling us you wasted a lot of gallons of gas and saw a bear
6 years ago
Because I just had my first cup of coffee and you know what caffeine does to me.
6 years ago
I just imagined Box telling the same story ... How he would write it and how it would sound in my head when reading it. That had me lol so hard nearly fainted. Thanx Tool You made my sunday :D
6 years ago
Tool, find a black teddybear for her.
6 years ago
Cool story Tooly. I love taking back roads home when i'm on the road.
6 years ago
I'm not surprised at her reaction to Rapie-The-Bear, considering what you've been telling her about Plantshit for 5 years.
6 years ago
ohw dont go on the wife next time and then maybe? ok you got me, i dont believe one fucking word you just sayed sir!!!!!!!
6 years ago
Who, me?
6 years ago
JTKirk just likes useing back lanes for gay encounters with men that have paid cash in advance
6 years ago
fries..i do believe you are devolving..cunt
6 years ago
I warsh mahself with a rag on a stick
3 years ago
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