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semen recipes

this is an actual book.....http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/5198959


by jrob2020

submitted January 6th 2012

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semen recipes
comments (3)
What's that saying about Texas again?
7 years ago
The reviews on the book's website are pretty funny.
7 years ago
By Wyatt Cox
omg this book is amazing. Every time i eat something with delicious, salty and sweet siemen its like a huge white explosion in my mouth. Before, i had wasted my jizz in my ugly wife's mouth, but now, i make her eat it in a more fashionable way. My 2 year old daughter loves the pudding. The other day she smeared it all over her face because she loved it so much. I brought the recipe for potato saled to the neighbor hood pot luck, i won the grand prize, and when i told them what the ingredients were, most of the men in the neighborhood, helped me make more recipes. My son who just started kindergarten loves the marshmallow sandwiches, i put them in his lunchbox, but the lid is broken, so i have to stick it in the back end. My father, who is about 70 and mentally retarded, loves eating these recipes, it reminds him of being in the trenches in WW1 when men could only enjoy each others cumpany, he even asks me to pour the pudding on his face, i also love the porksword sandwiches with a nice cum-mayonnaise. An Actual "Review" posted on the web site
7 years ago
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