points: 23

Where's your god now?

...i'd use the cardboard roll.

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by Avispa83

submitted January 5th 2012

19 comments
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Where's your god now?
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It is a desperation move, but if you are out at home you can just jump in the shower to clean up a bit.
6 years ago
if you are not at home you could just use your underwear then toss them and go commando
6 years ago
To aj: I've done that on more then one occasion.

To dw: I already go commando, what should I do?
6 years ago
use the rolled up pair of tube socks you stuff in your pants to make your junk look bigger
6 years ago
just dip your ass in and flush a few times
6 years ago
protip;peel the cardboard from the roll into thin pieces and wipe
6 years ago
Fuck it. Be a man and use your hand
6 years ago
remimd me not to shake rinzlers hand if we ever meet
6 years ago
6 years ago
* jrob2020 washes hands furiously *
6 years ago
Reach up to the shelf overhead and grab the extra roll?

If there's no extra roll, grab the box of kleenex.
6 years ago
I'd pray that it was a clean shit and didn't need a wipe.
6 years ago
I've never had a perfectly clean shit. Always some residue
6 years ago
Am I the only person who checks for an ample supply before sitting down?
6 years ago
no.
6 years ago
after i poop, the cats keep their distance for a bit
6 years ago
just sayin
6 years ago
* dwhill05 calls peta on possum *
6 years ago
hunny i think casper rolled in dogshit again!!!
6 years ago
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