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Stab That Bitch.

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by rolla1

submitted January 3rd 2012

120 comments
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i'd say that was the cops fault , looks like she 'fell' on it
6 years ago
not the cop's fault she was swinging it around
6 years ago
but they could have handled that a lot better than they did
6 years ago
how so? when the bitch is swinging a knife at your partner and you get a chance to take her down, you do it. what should they have tased her? shot her in the knee so she wouldn't stab herself with it?
6 years ago
i dont think her intention was to stab herself , so they should have tried to calm the situation down instead of just trying to drag her from the car. Seems american cops dont know anything about subtly , just how to act big and hard for the camera and show thier authority.... kind of like 'shoot now and think later'
6 years ago
Taunt her with a snack that requires two hands to eat. Problem solved.
6 years ago
They had to get her out of the car. She had just crashed into a cop car, was hysterical and intent on fleeing the scene. And you're right, she wasn't trying to stab herself, she was trying to stab the cop. So basically, what you're suggesting is they try to talk to a woman who's chasing cops around with a butcher knife. Good thinking fries.
6 years ago
Fries, what I'm about to say, I mean with the truest sincerety, Shut The Fuck Up!

Like this doen't happen anywhere else in the world, especially England. The only reason you see more of it here is two reasons. #1 We're a half wit society that craves the need for dirty laundry so, a camera is rolling in every single city, town and, neighborhood in the continental United States. And # 2, it's half wit people like you, and all your little gang of America haters that spend day in and day out searching for that just right fuck up, like this post, to rant and rave how stupid we Americans are while you gather in a bunch and wait wait for Deja to give the comand to start the circle jerk.
6 years ago
all im saying is they could have handled it better.
6 years ago
Yes, this is true but all I'm saying is this kind of thing happens everywhere, not just here.
6 years ago
jeah they could handle it better. they should shoot that bitch!!!
6 years ago
and all I'm saying is tell us how you think they should have handled it fries? Let her stay in the car and drive off? Run away from the knife wielding bitch while 'talking' to her? Tell us how they should have handled it fries.
6 years ago
she couldnt drive off , she drove straight into the cop car. america has a gun culture and you fags are scared of a fucking bread knife ?...
6 years ago
No wonder you use huge fucking weapons to blow snipers up in 3rd world countries.... heaven knnows what you lot would do if sand niggers ever armed themselves with knives...
6 years ago
A) cars have reverse
B) that's not a bread knife
C) answer my question. what should they have done?
6 years ago
Tazed her might have been a quick solution i suppose
6 years ago
Knives are far more dangerous than snipers. Fact.
6 years ago
dude. the cop did what he thought was the right thing to do in the situation. there is no more to discus. she was the one with the big knife and the cop was just trying to deescalate the sitation by fixing her on the ground. her fault it turned out bad
6 years ago
and nice tackling btw ^^
6 years ago
lol .... knives.
pussies
6 years ago
and dont keep asking me what i would suggest.... i dont get paid to teach sorry-ass individuals how to do their jobs.
6 years ago
So if knives are nothing to be scared of then tackling her was the appropriate action, correct?
6 years ago
maybe it was her own fault ... did she learn a lesson ? or did the coppers think that the outcome was for the best or could have been dealt with better ?
6 years ago
fries...please shut up
6 years ago
go and watch a gay porn or something
6 years ago
"They could have handles that better"

"blah blah that happens other places too, not just here blah blah"

Chill the fuck out tool, you pleb, & stop being so damn defensive when nobody is even criticising you.
6 years ago
You just did, want to fight.
My dead dad can beat up your dad.
6 years ago
fuck off fries. You are such a moron.You should run around glasgow picking fights and then see what you attempt to do when someone tries to stab you
6 years ago
If I was a cop in that situation and my buddies or I had a chance of not going home to our loved ones that night because of some crazy bitch with a knife I would have shot her in the face. The end.
6 years ago
And screw you bunch of tea sipping pansies.
6 years ago
Would walmart be responsible if I purchased a gun from them and shot myself?

Would it be the fault of a doctor that prescribes medicine but you abuse it?

Thing is, I didn't see the knife in her hand until she started getting pulled out. She grabbed the knife with intent. Her fault she landed on the knife because she didn't have to wield it at the cops. End of story
6 years ago
oh and she was threatening suicide. This also looks like a clip from the 90s which is well before the popular use of stun guns and tazers
6 years ago
stfu
6 years ago
Why because I'm right?
6 years ago
you annoy me
6 years ago
WAH
6 years ago
Since when was Toolman the voice of reason around here?
6 years ago
You freaking again, drum?
6 years ago
Hey Oranjeboom, you're a faggot.
6 years ago
There was plenty of handle on the situation! It was sticking out of her belly.
6 years ago
I don't think that one is going to make the final cut.
6 years ago
she is definately on a knife-edge
6 years ago
These puns aren't cutting it. Someone else take a stab at it.
6 years ago
Any way you slice it, someone was going to get the wrong end of a knife.
6 years ago
cut it out zeke you know we're not too sharp
6 years ago
Actually, tool. it was on the show so you can stick it.
6 years ago
I guess I'm just going to have to handle it now.
6 years ago
obviously none of you can hack it...
6 years ago
HEY WHY DONT YOU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THESE STUPID PUN THREADS BEFORE I MAKE YOU ALL EAT THOS FRENCH POUTINE FRIES
6 years ago
Hmmm. He does have a point.
6 years ago
He's not really the sharpest knife in the drawer though.
6 years ago
Yeah, he doesn't understand how co-knive-ing we are.
6 years ago
He's really carving a name for himself here.
6 years ago
HAHAHAAHAHAHA YOU STUPID FUCKS , YOU GUYS JUST KEEP DRONING OFF LIKE A BUNCH OF STUPID FUCKS
6 years ago
i need more puns,im on the edge of my seat
6 years ago
See. He's a real cut-up.
6 years ago
that caps rage cuts deep.cryax
6 years ago
You know, cryax, you're starting to sound dull.
6 years ago
I think his puns are just rusty.
6 years ago
our puns are just too much for him to handle
6 years ago
I want to shank him.
6 years ago
(that wasn't a pun btw)
6 years ago
He probably hasn't been blade in a long time. Or never.
6 years ago
im sorry jrob and xzekiel , you guys didnt make the cut when it came to puns . maybe next time
6 years ago
puns are overserrated
6 years ago
you cut to the core of me cryax
6 years ago
at least he was blunt and to the point
6 years ago
god damn these fucking pun threads fuck you
6 years ago
We're poking holes in your replies.
6 years ago
.....any way you slice it.
6 years ago
i wonder how big yaks server is to hold all this shit , i also wonder where he keeps the server at . and if he installed it himself or what .must be kinda cool running a little business like this
6 years ago
it's aparent that we should end this
6 years ago
lol yea well id like to hear from yak about how this is ran !!!!
6 years ago
cryax doesnt know jack about Mucho
6 years ago
i need some weed , maybe some mushrooms . mushrooms are always fun, you guys like mushrooms ?
6 years ago
It is getting a little dicey.
6 years ago
i like mushrooms - but only if they are...

* possum now haz a blade emobolism *
6 years ago
i know a lot about mucho possum how dare you! id just like to know the physical aspect about how this is ran , mainly about the servers tho
6 years ago
protip - never enter a punfest when vomit is logged on
6 years ago
do you have kids possum ?
6 years ago
I am the punisher.
6 years ago
*pushover*
6 years ago
@cryax - nope
6 years ago
You probably didn't get that, cryass.
6 years ago
and no i dont want yours
6 years ago
yes i did vomit !!! i wanna take a shit on your face !!!
6 years ago
You're not very smart. Just go back to your simplistic thoughts of weed and mushrooms.
6 years ago
yes i am !!!!! im the alpha and the omega !!!
6 years ago
i'm starting to like cryax a bit now
6 years ago
Oh yeah? Well, I'm the omnipotent and omniscient.
* Vomitcircus looks over shoulder for yak *
6 years ago
hahaha stupid fuck , i cant help but every time i see your name , i somewhat think your face looks like vomit , i dont know why
6 years ago
I like your avatar as well. A stereotypical dumbfuck who has problems with concepts like 'numbers' and 'letters.'
6 years ago
poor cryass cant handle all this wit at one time, it makes his pea sized brain hurt
6 years ago
When I made the original comment, I had no idea that I made a pun, imagine that.
6 years ago
You just thought they were paring the video out.
6 years ago
Fuck YEAH!!!!......I was hopin' she fell on the blade when they went down......great year so far!
6 years ago
this vid is like ten years old fucktard
6 years ago
i think he just means his luck
6 years ago
Calm down now girls...who cares how old it is?.....everything is new the first time you see it.....

How clever you are today......."fucktard"......talk about shit that's over 10 years old......good one though!..

6 years ago
girls... hehehehehehehe
6 years ago
fuck off,fries
6 years ago
I like how rolla1's avatar is the same as vampireshadows...js
6 years ago
whos vampireshadow?
6 years ago
7 year member. As opposed to rolla1's 5 days. Different eye colors, but find a new avatar rolla1.
6 years ago
another relic huh?
6 years ago
yep, but still beats a noob.
6 years ago
sure, but other than time they are pretty even... i say they fight to the death for it
6 years ago
she deserved it clearly. she was irate swinging around a knife shes lucky they just didnt shoot her she was an immediate threat to the officers. this is probably the only time ill ever side with cops but here i am.
6 years ago
Do you remember the one where they shot the little old black lady for holding a knife in the parking lot and there wasn't anyone even close to being near her. She didn't listen when they told her to put it down so they shot her in the leg.
6 years ago
hmmmmm and what was i saying about american policing ?
6 years ago
Okay fries, do you remember the one of the, I believe it was Phillipeno, hostage situation in the street where as soon as the sharp shooter had a clear shot, they blew his head off?
6 years ago
yeah, I didn't think so.
6 years ago
thats a completely different situation , are you really going to use those sniper tactics on a fat housewife with a knife ?....
6 years ago
so if your wife was wielding a knife in front of you , you'd want her shot then ?
6 years ago
FRIES.
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP!
6 years ago
HAHAHAHA stupid bitch deserved it!!!!
6 years ago
0:51, she threw the knife into her gut
6 years ago
looked like it.....
6 years ago
What a stupid damn crazy broad.
6 years ago
she totally stabbed herself.....look at 0:51 right before the officer jumped on her!
6 years ago
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