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cock in danger

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by Sealbasher

submitted January 1st 2012

18 comments
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is... that.... a brown recluse?
6 years ago
nope.. this is most likely a wolf spider. brown recluse doesn't have markings on the back, and the body is smaller.
6 years ago
wolf spiders are massive
6 years ago
you are right about it not being a brown recluse tho by the looks if it
6 years ago
thats my cock you fucking idiots. GAWSh
6 years ago
lollerbate is obviously a keeper
6 years ago
If that's your cock, lollerbate, then that's the smallest spider I've ever seen.
6 years ago
u brand new loller, or do you know the drill?
6 years ago
sorry but the mark on back, most likely a wolf spider. and they arent all huge. says 1/2 inch to 1 inch http://www.termite.com/spider-identification.html#wolf
6 years ago
everybody lies about spider/penis size
6 years ago
what is the massive spider then... the one we have videos of? isn't that a wolf spider?
6 years ago
we get tons of wolf spiders in NW Florida. they carry their young on their back, and they jump, but they arent too bad. just kinda big
6 years ago
wolf spiders get pretty damn big.They are also fast and poisonous..though not to people.Ive seen them easily the size of a silver dollar...2 1/2" diameter
6 years ago
Looks like a common house spider which is supported by it being on a common dick
6 years ago
thats a hobo spider... lots of venom in those bad boys.... https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CHFX_enUS444US444&q=hobo+spider&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=2FgBT--uLqqpiALlgoCNDQ&biw=1111&bih=508&sei=2lgBT52NNsaxiQKZkZj2Cg
6 years ago
annd... thats why you dont need to keep trying to fit in here, sir or madam
6 years ago
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