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A Very MuchoSucko Christmas

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Most of you celebrated a joyous holiday yesterday morning, but did you ever stop to think of what it was all about? Fuck reading books, here's the story of the very first Christmas. Enjoy.

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by Bono

submitted December 26th 2011

182 comments
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It would have been up yesterday, but I got drunk and couldn't finish audio integration in time. Yes, I am drunk during the recording, which is why I sound like an Aussie with an unreasonably deep voice. It may help to turn down your bass a little bit. Other than that, fuck off and take pleasure in a Very MuchoSucko Christmas.
7 years ago
better than i expected
7 years ago
you're just proud you're the thumbnail.
7 years ago
pretty good but it need some conky..The part where you said you get another year to own our ass's was the best...
7 years ago
*needed
7 years ago
actually my dead children are the thumbnail
7 years ago
conky you aren't confrontational enough. i know nothing about you other than the fact that you're maybe the 4th best photoshopper on the site.
7 years ago
Tell me all about you so I have a year to work on a video all about conky.
7 years ago
Fuck you Bono you fucking piece of garbage....
oh look what I've become..
* conky cries in agony *
7 years ago
the conkyshops are the best
7 years ago
Oh my god, I left out Kirk!?
7 years ago
Poor little feller :(
7 years ago
You couldn't throw me a shoutout, you piece of shit?
7 years ago
Maybe if you had posted your face on Mucho...
7 years ago
dik....?
7 years ago
You don't sound Australian.
6 years ago
Mmmmm anal beads....
7 years ago
It's not a penis, but it does the trick hm?
7 years ago
Oh, he knows the difference. He just doesn't care.
7 years ago
Ebert and Roeper say "this may be the best Christmas poem ever!"
7 years ago
"two prolapses up"
7 years ago
that was fucking awesome Bono
7 years ago
Den er go'kendt.
7 years ago
Danish = fag.
5 years ago
This one is still my favorite, but give credit where credit is due, Good job bonu.

http://muchosucko.com/saved/54338/East-Coast-vs-West
7 years ago
For the next 3 days i will upvote and like everything that bono does.


merry christmas.
7 years ago
just kidding fuck you!



but this was good stuff.
7 years ago
make your fucking mind up
7 years ago
morph cant ever make his mind up, thats why he likes and stfus comments. he can't decide
7 years ago
That was a little drawn out...
7 years ago
I going to be optimistic and assume you're starting a pun thread.
7 years ago
there you go drawing conclusions
7 years ago
calm down jrob - don't get so animated.
7 years ago
^^^said with a southern drawl...
7 years ago
peoplesuck is just jealous of your artistic skills bono, it was a really nice sketch
7 years ago
the beard will fucking come off when i damned well please!
7 years ago
So, I finally got round to watching this pile of crap.









Well done Bono!

* MrFugsmucker upvotes *
7 years ago
Well done. Upvote for Seagull who got Germany included somehow.
7 years ago
Nice shit bono, you make me want to try harder
7 years ago
thanks nignag, get on more often so I can be more racist.
7 years ago
ill try ill try, fuckin honkey
7 years ago
Surprisingly good, 9 erections out of 10.
"His sack bulging with presents".
7 years ago
Fine. You're not that big of a faggot after all.
7 years ago
That was pretty good
7 years ago
Pretty clever, except for the pointless final minute of "written by directed by voices by catering by" credits, followed by a blank screen
7 years ago
the music was good...
7 years ago
bono done good
7 years ago
I only made the credits so I could put that song in. I was high on that song.
7 years ago
that was a great ending
5 years ago
Bono I have to admit...this was very well done. Even though I wasn't in it :-P
7 years ago
'it was good... It was alright.. I still think he should be banned...'
-deja
7 years ago
I did get perogies tho!
7 years ago
Not too shabby.
7 years ago
Fucking great, so how about that month of pro for a bag of shit?
7 years ago
we agreed that your criminal record is ... extensive, if undeserved. you don't have to mail me the poopy after all. Come January I'll e-mail yak or something and get you a shiny tag.
7 years ago
KFC is jealous he was not included.
7 years ago
KFC isn't around enough. You're just too boring.
7 years ago
If I remember correctly I think you said you kinda like me...
7 years ago
I like what you stand for (being an annoying prick), I just don't care for your execution. It leaves a lot to be desired.
7 years ago
Do you hope that I fester into a formidable opponent so you have the glory of taking me down?
7 years ago
I kind of hope to have nothing to do with your development, like, at all.
7 years ago
Fuck, you try too hard.
7 years ago
But your bono you need to have your nose in everything.
7 years ago
* Bono has his dick in oster's ass *
7 years ago
Hahaha. Let this post show that Bono, does indeed, have a heart that grew three sizes this day!
7 years ago
I still think you're a fuckhead, but that was absolutely fucking hilarious.
7 years ago
you are just mad because your grotesque boobs are not shown.
7 years ago
Hypocrite.
7 years ago
Have you seen them?
7 years ago
Win.
7 years ago
are you new here?
7 years ago
lol noob
7 years ago
4 years and a -1 rep?...wtf
7 years ago
Freshie was put in the red by yak permanently. He had a bad habit of downvoting everything without remorse.
7 years ago
Shit, I just thought of Lord Queso - I don't think he's even seen this yet.
7 years ago
Yeah what the boner said. When this version of Mucho first came back I had like 60 downs and 10 ups so yak gave me like a -198284838 rep. Then I was like "Fuck yeah, most negative rep EVER!"......then yak made it a permanent -1...which is still Fuck Yeah worthy.
7 years ago
And fuck you jrob2020 you dixie mafia looking faggot.
7 years ago
cool story bro
7 years ago
i kinda dozed off in the middle there
7 years ago
yeah, freshie is so og that yak actually *took the time to* code in a -1 rep JUST for freshie
7 years ago
I'm very disappointed in this latest batch of year or less noobs. It's like someone fucked up the recipe or something.
7 years ago
i blame pussyhands
7 years ago
RIP PH
7 years ago
fresh, forreal, noobs don't know shit. You have OLY ragging like he's on his period, jrod trying to fight everyone and god knows who/what else. KKK is alright, he doesn't really talk shit and he's got his subs together. white-devil I confuse with KKK. Fabs and thatdude might as well be the same person imo. Then who else? IDK anymore I can't keep up
7 years ago
ITT I DECLARE WAR ON NOOBS
7 years ago
COME AT YA BOY
7 years ago
i fight with people because its entertaining...fuck you
7 years ago
i like Rags and Scrote...sometimes...
7 years ago
rags is funny like 20% of the time
7 years ago
who is scrote
7 years ago
that Ironhead guy
7 years ago
I'm the ironhead, well ex that is. Heres my last job, elevation 563 feet
http://s13.postimage.org/6f9lajfwn/34769_138932796125758_100000271161937_323712_277.jpg
7 years ago
wait, multiple accounts?
...booo!
7 years ago
Fuck You Whunoobs!
7 years ago
one account, one name.
7 years ago
will the real Scote please stand up?
7 years ago
holy hell...
* possum gives up and puts on reading glasses again :( *
7 years ago
WD I guess worked hanging iron for building framework. I got the nickname after getting hit in the face with a chair,breaking my nose,black eyes, and still helping to throw the guy that did it out of the club where I was one of the bouncers. Finished my shift.
7 years ago
* Bono reads the thread, and is glad he's been around more than a year. *
7 years ago
I wonder what the first video on MTV was...?
7 years ago
http://bit.ly/ydKP7A
7 years ago
your welcome
7 years ago
I know what it is, thats why I brought it up. Its at the end of this video. Was seeing if anyone got the point. Your welcome
7 years ago
i have "The Age Of Plastic" on vinyl
7 years ago
isn't that ironic, dont cha think ...
7 years ago
"Elstree" and "Proles On Parade" were pretty good tunes also
7 years ago
there was a point.....well I still don't get it
7 years ago
Pedro, I knew the answer. I was testing ppl to see if they could get what I was asking, seeing as the song at the end of the vid was the answer...
7 years ago
nothing sadder than outdated irony
7 years ago
haha
7 years ago
Most ppl here poss have no idea what vinyl ...
7 years ago
*is
7 years ago
Pedo how did you do that magic?
7 years ago
It's what dashboards are made of. duh terrapin.
7 years ago
Holy shit I've nevery seen this before. Bravo Bono.
"golf clap"
7 years ago
nevery
7 years ago
tit for tat nigga!
6 years ago
twas beautiful. Wish I saw it on Christmas.
6 years ago
I wish I could triple upvote this.
6 years ago
Um, HYPOTHETICALLY speaking.... How does one do that?
6 years ago
buy another pro account
6 years ago
make three alt accounts
upvote
6 years ago
yeah, that won't bring down the ban hammer
6 years ago
we'll just leave this here for the edification of the unenlightened:

http://muchosucko.com/77163/Bullet-With-Butterfly-Wings
6 years ago
yeah,its not like it happens all the time or anything
6 years ago
when? where?
6 years ago
just one example
6 years ago
not seeing it
6 years ago
thatdude is joedirt
noobs,i swear
6 years ago
add that shit to your chart
6 years ago
i thought you were going to admit that you were billyboots72 finally
6 years ago
* jrob2020 scuttles *
6 years ago
guys....post more comments on sealbashers disaster subs...
6 years ago
no
6 years ago
any sealbasher sub is a desaster
6 years ago
think ill comment some more just to pass your stupid sub
6 years ago
boom
6 years ago
blam?
6 years ago
boomshakalaka?
6 years ago
ok i give up
6 years ago
or do i?
6 years ago
why are you so mean to me lately?
6 years ago
im jealous of your huge muscles and awesome sunclasses
6 years ago
well.....that is an answer i can accept
6 years ago
im thinking about getting some zumba dvd's
they seem to really be working for you
6 years ago
lol
5 years ago
stupid drunk jrob
5 years ago
jingle bells
6 years ago
be silent
6 years ago
This was great
5 years ago
How am I going to outdo this?
5 years ago
*Bono starts his dark labor*
5 years ago
Blast from the past, indeed.
4 years ago
in retrospect...this still sucks
4 years ago
You upvoted it, dude.
4 years ago
There ya go.
4 years ago
You still suck....underage dick.
2 years ago
Mako ?
2 years ago
He said "this still sucks", I said "you still suck".
2 years ago
ohh.... and it took you 2 years for that wise crack
2 years ago
#147weekstothinkofaresponse
2 years ago
Sure fries. Just like when you hit the random button, go back in time and comment.

No Nix, that would be a little over three years not two.
2 years ago
3.06 to be precise
2 years ago
You're ruinig my joke......
2 years ago
Eggs actly
2 years ago
Video killed the radio star was the first music video ever aired on MTV.
2 years ago
hi jim
2 years ago
wait possum why did you downvote this

you prick
1 year ago
He doesn't even know.
1 year ago
that faggot
1 year ago
seriously fuck you redneck piece of shit
12 months ago
As if possum goes outside to get his neck red....
12 months ago
Bono's final unironic comment:

Fuck you for downvoting possum
3 weeks ago
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