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A Christmas Gift For Your Daughter

comes with "run-away ken"

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by thatdude420

submitted December 25th 2011

18 comments
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A Christmas Gift For Your Daughter
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I'd rather just fuck my stepdaughter and let her buy her own dolls.
6 years ago
Make her suck your dick. At least she'll get some calories that way
6 years ago
Semen is nature's prenatal vitamin supplement.
5 years ago
Did you know that men used to be women in the womb, and the penis is made out of vagina?
5 years ago
The more you know?
5 years ago
The less you want to live.
5 years ago
Jesus Kirk.

Bah fucking humbug?
6 years ago
It probably hits a little too close to home for him.
6 years ago
Ive got a gift in my pants for your daughter
3 years ago
is it 16 pence and a bottle cap you found while metal detecting?
3 years ago
Howd you know about my hobby
3 years ago
a) you mentioned it on here about a bajillion times

b) you have a facebook photo album about it

c) i wanted you to say "no, i was talking bout my penis" so i could declare it just as worthless
3 years ago
Besides i WAS talking about my penis
3 years ago
You shouldnt be on my facebook profile without a friend request
3 years ago
it's about as useful as 16 pence and a bottle cap
3 years ago
you could consider locking it to the public eye....

and i will friend you eventually. but not right now.
3 years ago
As an expert detectorist i can tell you that you learn not to dig up bottle caps
3 years ago
should be black
3 years ago
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