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Merry christmas, ladies of mucho

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featuredmuchoers gone wild

by smerf

submitted December 25th 2011

391 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
Merry christmas, ladies of mucho
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comments (391)
When smerfs go bad.
6 years ago
Bad? I think you'll find I'm good. Quite good, indeed...
6 years ago
I don't want to find out, thank you very much.
6 years ago
smerf y r u so... ahhhhhh
6 years ago
....That's what she said.
6 years ago
No smerf.

I believe you meant TWHS.
1 year ago
wtf? six of them?
6 years ago
7!
6 years ago
Don't ask me, I'm choosing to blame my phone. Out kept saying out couldn't connect to the server, but it obviously fucking could
6 years ago
*It
6 years ago
YOUR A NASTY UGLY PERSON SMERF YOU HOMO
6 years ago
STFU garylt1....how many fucking accounts do you have?
6 years ago
The glitter is a nice touch.
6 years ago
I think he needs a new piercing.
6 years ago
Yeah, I didn't notice the glitter coming off the bow until after.
6 years ago
And no, tool. No piercings in my junk!
6 years ago
fake no sign
6 years ago
The ginger pubes are sign enough.. And would anyone actually post this picture if it wasn't actually their own?
6 years ago
point taken
6 years ago
Hey, what's wrong with this picture?
6 years ago
It's awfully blurry and the contrast is shit.
6 years ago
To be fair, it was taken with my cell phone and my room is not well lit
6 years ago
Well, I was trying to avoid commenting on the picture.
6 years ago
its ok you've only commented on it 9 times so far :P
6 years ago
The contents of the picture you thilly goose.
6 years ago
You already mentioned my ginger points pubes, Jones
6 years ago
Lol Merry Christmas, smerf. Nicely done.
6 years ago
You should follow suit Scabby, make it a white christmas this year.
6 years ago
Zombee already took care of that, it seems.
6 years ago
boooo! make it snow cuntscab
6 years ago
cunty feel free to fill my inbox with pics of you :P
6 years ago
bono I understand you like to stfu me constantly because you think you're trolling me or whatever, but now? now? come on!
6 years ago
CS needs to make a shitting in her panties video like that one chick. there are a bunch of videos of her on here somewhere
6 years ago
link or stfu
6 years ago
No she doesn't, dw!
6 years ago
& stop saying 'panties', it's a word used soley by sex offenders.
6 years ago
i dont remember the name of the videos/girl and im not going waste my few mins on the computer looking them up for you asshat. just search shit and you will come across them eventually.....
6 years ago
OJ, why not? you one of those dorks that likes to pretend chicks dont do gross stuff? i think it would be hot!
6 years ago
knickers them?
6 years ago
How is a girl shitting herself hot??? It's disgusting, you freak!

6 years ago
* dwhill05 grins pervishly *
6 years ago
It's only hot if you rub their noses in it.
6 years ago
* jrob2020 scatfaps *
6 years ago
* Jones is frightened and poops on the floor, then promptly eats it so as to not give the sick deviants the satisfaction. *
6 years ago
I really hate to agree with oj and yet here I am doing it.
6 years ago
I need eye bleach
6 years ago
*lube and a sock
6 years ago
lube is for pussies, rub that shit out dry! the sock is just for catching
6 years ago
Just like mommy used to give them.
6 years ago
* Rolandofgilead pukes in his stocking *
6 years ago
at least you only looked at it once
6 years ago
* Oranjeboom reinstates Facebook & sends the link to this page to all of smerf's friends *
6 years ago
this is gay
6 years ago
its only gay if you fapped to it
6 years ago
fries is just pissed he didn't get to comment first
6 years ago
He even had 7 chances.
6 years ago
can not believe that he wasn't the first person to comment
6 years ago
i bet he wanted to, but would have seemed too eager.

Oh yeah...
Happy Birthday yak!
6 years ago
I'm surprised at the number of downvote
6 years ago
S
6 years ago
I'm really surprised at the number of upvotes. You twisted bitch! You ruined my whole damn christmas weekend :-P
6 years ago
Yay!
6 years ago
This is a user pic I will NOT be doing a parody of, no matter how drunk I happen to be.
6 years ago
Awwww.....
6 years ago
*looks at smerf like Donald Sutherland in "Body Snatchers"
6 years ago
disgusting
6 years ago
why smerf no sign his disgusting naughty bits?
6 years ago
Because this wasn't originally going to go on mucho.
6 years ago
* possum really totally does not want to know any more details and regrets asking his question in the first place *
6 years ago
so why did you decide for it to go on mucho for?
6 years ago
Because the ladies of mucho have been complaining that they don't get enough dick pics. Maybe this will shut them up?
6 years ago
smerfs penis is now the property of muchosucko.com
6 years ago
* dwhill05 commits content number 88723 to memory for future linking *
6 years ago
Just to point out, this is not the first time my penis has been on mucho. It was involved in a photoshop a long time ago.
6 years ago
I will salute your bravery and your obvious thoughts on style and grace.
6 years ago
I see that the 12 smerf cocks of Christmas have been removed.
6 years ago
someone get a fire extinguisher, smerfs burnin up
6 years ago
* Barret barfs *
6 years ago
Aaaand the link-sneaking is successful!
6 years ago
it's a ginger
6 years ago
...Well, yes.
6 years ago
* jrob2020 fags *
6 years ago
* possum haz questions for jared now *
6 years ago
* jrob2020 skuttles *
6 years ago
jesus h christ
6 years ago
...what the fuck brought you here today?
6 years ago
You know, considering his head, tongue and hands, God really jibbed Smerf on this one.
5 years ago
Should be at least three times bigger just to keep in proportion.
5 years ago
The ribbon is proportionate though.
5 years ago
A) what the hell were you doing back here
B) you actually get a sense of scale from this?
5 years ago
Wow, theclintnorthwood really got butthurt on this post...

Makes you wonder what he was doing back here to begin with.
5 years ago
Creepy and weird. I don't really like this trend of people posting their dicks for other guys.
5 years ago
upvote it fgt
5 years ago
Lol you got a small dick
4 years ago
You hear me smerf !?
4 years ago
Since you're banned you cannot post a picture of your dick unless you create an alt account, but then you'll be immediately banned once more.
4 years ago
hmm...
3 years ago
What the fuck were you doing back here?
3 years ago
Haha all the upvotes/Downvotes.
3 years ago
Ain't no love for Smerf's dick.
3 years ago
You'll notice no women downvoting, though
3 years ago
Gotta up vote the wieners
3 years ago
wonder if if this has the record for most total votes?
3 years ago
in b4 uknowhu :(
3 years ago
pretty sure the ginger doggy has more
3 years ago
and m aybe zombee blood
3 years ago
and at least 5 of the votes on here are puma...
3 years ago
ginger doggy?
3 years ago
do i wanna know?
3 years ago
i dunno,do you?
3 years ago
lol this got like a third of nude jenbirdof
3 years ago
okay - most votes with a total score of zero then
3 years ago
looks like -4 to me bro
3 years ago
trolololol
3 years ago
i liek bandwagons
3 years ago
how do you feel about muchokills?
3 years ago
dont mind them when im watching football

ps - how bout them ravens
3 years ago
As long as he's not a cowboys fan.
3 years ago
we're gonna knock those fags out the playoffs
* jrob2020 waves at mako *
3 years ago
Bitch please, the only thing you beat is your meat.
3 years ago
nice 3 and out bro
3 years ago
And poss, you're a Vikings fan. Better luck next decade, I guess?
3 years ago
*century
3 years ago
give bridgewater a few years and some recievers theyll be good
3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA! jrob's trolling again
3 years ago
MARK MY WORDS!
3 years ago
get him that cooper guy from alabama,17 superbowls in a row
3 years ago
Well, we've got 16 players on the DL today, so if the Texans win, that's probably why. We'd have to be injured for a shitty team like that to have a chance.
3 years ago
"Cooper guy from Alabama." Yeah, that guy. Sure.
3 years ago
he's a beast
3 years ago
3 and out in the red zone for the Texans. This won't be a long day.
3 years ago
at least our team can get to the redzone
3 years ago
* jrob2020 has a giggle *
3 years ago
At least our team can score six points on one play. Wow, field goals!
3 years ago
I forgot, you guys actually watch college football down in them thar trailerparks.
3 years ago
all ive seen is two three and outs so far bro
3 years ago
not our fault the south dominates cause you fags cant produce any good players
3 years ago
And two field goals is all the points you guys are gonna see today anyway.
3 years ago
how bout them Gophers?!!!!!!
3 years ago
i wouldnt watch it either if i was you
3 years ago
gophers have some awesome uni's....fact
3 years ago
Nah, it's kinda of a waste. I'd much rather spend 700 hours on a video game still in development, or jerk off with a fleshlight.
3 years ago
haha he's so mad
3 years ago
Gophers? Don't they live in golf courses?
3 years ago
1st new years day bowl game in 53 years
3 years ago
wasamatta your poor little football team losing :'(
3 years ago
Yeah poss, you're so mad.
3 years ago
If you think that a person gets mad at two field goals, you need to go back to troll school, little guy lmao
3 years ago
so mad
3 years ago
Yeah poss, stop being so mad.
3 years ago
okay?
3 years ago
at least your punters doing a good job,looks like he's gonna see plenty of action today
3 years ago
Yup, so is your kicker, seeing as you can't get past the 20
3 years ago
at leasty he's putting points on the board
3 years ago
0td's 1 int for the Texans QB. What's his name, Queefcum?
3 years ago
whats the score again?
3 years ago
Too bad we can't say the same for the rest of the team. Well, hey, JJ Twat is still under contract, though I'd guess he'll be traded if they suck again next year as much as they do this year.
3 years ago
Idk what the score is. The only score that matters is the one at the end of the game.
3 years ago
15-0 texans is my prediction
3 years ago
all in field goals
3 years ago
TURN DOWN FOR WATT!
3 years ago
And at the most, your team will be what, 8-7? My team would still be 9-6. I don't see the Texans making the playoffs.
3 years ago
"Turn down for Watt?" Fuck, jrob, you're that much of a gay fanboy?
3 years ago
we still have a shot,a longshot though,alot of shit would have to happen
3 years ago
http://www.nfl.com/playoffs/playoff-picture?icampaign=Playoffpicture_standings_rail
3 years ago
Yes, rally around the one good player on your team. Poss and I know what that's like lol
3 years ago
id go gay for JJ
3 years ago
yeah cause arian foster,andre johnson and brian cushing suck,kek
3 years ago
Okay, help me out here: You guys would probably end up playing the Colts?
3 years ago
if we had a qb we would be dominant
3 years ago
Foster is averaging 3 yards a carry today. Not gonna get it done. Like I said, thank your kicker.
3 years ago
i saw him run for 11 yards on 3rd and ten that was pretty neat
3 years ago
jrob would go gay for woody allen tbh
3 years ago
Harrelson maybe
3 years ago
9 for 32 isn't all that, dude. Like I said, the Texans will be golfing soon.
3 years ago
Why Woody Harrelson?
3 years ago
im not expecting them to win the superbowl with case keenum..
3 years ago
Fuck, it sounds like it. Now answer the question.
3 years ago
he smokes alot of weed and he was awesome in zombieland....and cheers?
3 years ago
And we have 6 defensive backs on IR today, so if Keenum doesn't put up lots of yardage, it's his own fault.
3 years ago
Eh, Cheers was shit, Zombieland was several years ago, and...okay, yeah, the weed thing.
3 years ago
our dbs suck major cocks too,jonathan joseph's the only good db
3 years ago
mostly rookies and second year players that havent lived up to the hype
3 years ago
Yeah, but Joe Flacco is great one week, and looks like a retard the next. For example, today lol
3 years ago
We gotta get him some better targets. He's got Steve Smith Sr. and Owen Daniels. Yay.
3 years ago
damn three and out on every drive so far i believe
3 years ago
smith is past his prime
3 years ago
you got owen daniels from the texans
3 years ago
assholes
3 years ago
And Gary Kubiak.
3 years ago
* jrob2020 nelson haw haw's *
3 years ago
McPhee almost took that ball right out of Keenum's hands.
3 years ago
dat interception
3 years ago
Just like the one Keenum threw earlier.
3 years ago
nah his was way uglier
3 years ago
Vikings got the lead on Miami, btw.
3 years ago
Houston might as well sign you jrob. they suck balls and put entirely too much money into a guy who should be on a team with other talented players. He's getting paid a ton but he will never win a ring.
3 years ago
you guise are almost as boring as 3 field-goal handegg game
3 years ago
Vikes/Fish is more exciting, that's sad lol
3 years ago
you say they over paid for him,but if it wasnt for him they would most likely be 2-14 again
3 years ago
Eh, we overpaid a white guy too, but he did get a ring and super bowl MVP.
3 years ago
lol another interception
3 years ago
flacco 2-15 2 int
3 years ago
well worth his pay today
3 years ago
Eh, it's all bonuses anyway.
3 years ago
At least we have a long term qb.
3 years ago
we'll get one eventually :(
3 years ago
our most solid qb during our history was schaub
3 years ago
Why you guys commenting on smerf cock pick for ? You guys are fags and like to look at smerfs cock you faggots
3 years ago
Try getting a super bowl win, too.
3 years ago
and the raiders benched him :(
3 years ago
JJ watt is a a fuckin champion but the problem is no one else on that team is so, he will burn out without a ring and just be remembered for being the best player houston ever had and for how much money he got paid. He locked himself into a deal that basically fucked him for any kind of chances at a ring.
3 years ago
get the fuck out of here cryax tteenski is the only mexican allowed in this thread
3 years ago
The Raiders have fallen so far, too. In the 70's, it was them and Steelers that were the teams to beat.
3 years ago
thats exactly what happened with andre johnsons career,one of the best recievers ever and only played in three playoff games
3 years ago
they had that one run with gruden too
3 years ago
JJ watt is the nfl's Kobe
3 years ago
just not as much of an asshole
3 years ago
Kobe is a royal asshole. People used to get on me over Paul Pierce cause I'm a Brooklyn fan, but Kobe takes the cake.
3 years ago
Lions are shitting the bed. Good thing they clinched a playoff spot.
3 years ago
Arian Foster=better qb than flacco
3 years ago
i can't believe they finally won a thanksgiving game this year. Talk about being thankful
3 years ago
Cause Keenum can't get it done. That was funny.
3 years ago
im surprised they didnt put jj watt at qb
3 years ago
That last comment was @cheech
3 years ago
JJ Watt makes the rest of the guys on the field look like little kids. The guy is a monster.
3 years ago
houston would do better with just him on the field. It's like a steroid rodeo clown wrangling midgets
3 years ago
haha
3 years ago
Johnny Football leaves the game hurt. I wonder if the Browns are feeling buyer's remorse yet.
3 years ago
Ravens get the Browns next week. Hopefully that's a guaranteed win.
3 years ago
You fucking flip-floppers.
3 years ago
jared started it!
3 years ago
No love for the Smerf dick.

* smerf shakes his head *
3 years ago
Oh, and... Go seahawks.
3 years ago
http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/2014122102/2014/REG16/ravens@texans#menu=gameinfo|contentId%3A0ap3000000447203&tab=recap
3 years ago
fukin pwned
3 years ago
That's okay. The Texans won't get a ring this season. nor have they ever. But you can still watch the Ravens in the playoffs when your team is out of it.
3 years ago
we just knocked them out :)
hoyers gonna be back and mad next week
3 years ago
No, the Texans didn't knock the Ravens out. Learn how the playoffs work.
3 years ago
lol so mad :(


25-13 Texans!
3 years ago
take your beating like a man!
3 years ago
I did. But, when you're stating lies, I'm gonna call you out on it. Learn how the playoffs work.
3 years ago
ima go have a victory fap with my fleshlight and play 6 hours of DayZ to celebrate
3 years ago
Ah yes, so productive over something that means nothing.
3 years ago
SURE SMELLS BUTTHURTY IN HERE
3 years ago
You're a child, jrob. It amazes you were allowed to reproduce.
3 years ago
srsly tho gotta go fap
3 years ago
Too bad that's all you have for a release.
3 years ago
And again, learn how the playoffs work.
3 years ago
all i need buddy
3 years ago
shark seems mad
3 years ago
*scampermode engaged
3 years ago
yes i realize it would technically be the browns knocking them out but if not for the texans beating them they wouldnt have had that chance
3 years ago
Yes, simple things for simple people. I guess having an actual flesh and blood woman around is out of your league.
3 years ago
also





25-13 LOLOLOL
3 years ago
And again, learn how the playoffs work.
3 years ago
against a fourth stringer who was on a practice squad a week ago
3 years ago
I mean, what are ya gonna do, HIDE next week when the Texans lose, like the pussy you are?
3 years ago
i think im gonna fap to your rage,its getting me all hot and bothered
3 years ago
we play jacksonville next week..
3 years ago
Cause you're mad. I've totally got you on the ropes and even you don't see how desperate you are.
3 years ago
You can leave now, maybe I won't call this a runoff, if you're nice to me.
3 years ago
Lions playing ugly as fuck. Need to win in Lambeau to get some respect.
3 years ago
hahaha,poor mako
3 years ago
They'll be playing golf with the Texans in the postseason, Cheech.
3 years ago
Safe to say that's a runoff. jrob just can't handle this.
3 years ago
how did you last so long on this site with such thin skin?

your madness shines through in your comments even more than when loslobos has a rage fit
3 years ago
so the runoffd guy is happy, and you arent
3 years ago
Yep, you can leave now. You have my permission.
3 years ago
im going to fap now,call your bonostyle victory or whatever
3 years ago
Yup, out of gas. We've heard it before. That's a good old-fashioned runoff.
3 years ago
Steelers are in the playoffs....

if the bills win I think they take your spot.
3 years ago
* possum lets shark run him off also *
3 years ago
Another one that doesn't know how the playoffs work. Wonderful.
3 years ago
hey oster did you happen to catch the ravens game today?
3 years ago
I dont even like football.
3 years ago
You mean the SMACK DOWN
3 years ago
shit was fetch
3 years ago
His team wins, and somehow he's locked into an addiction to me. It's okay, jrob, I have that effect on people. You just can't walk away.
3 years ago
one last thing before i get runooft




psst....


shark is a grumpypants



:)
3 years ago
Nah, just playing the game, poss 8)
3 years ago
* jrob2020 tags oster in and runs *
3 years ago
Thanks for not washing your hands.
3 years ago
Yup, run along. Just like when you "were on the run for 7 years" Lol white trash always makes me laugh!
3 years ago
now the name calling. Move along Rollko
3 years ago
Wow, that was barely even a challenge. jrob must be getting weak and slow.
3 years ago
Too many vidya games.
3 years ago
he had a date with a fleshlight
3 years ago
Mako, you do seem mad though
3 years ago
Just admit Jorb irked you, get over with it rollko.
3 years ago
tinski, don't try to troll. jrob is an idiot, but he's better at this than you.
3 years ago
Wasn't trolling just going off the above info. i actually like you. Jrob isn't that good.
3 years ago
Okay, now you're trolling. I was mistaken.
3 years ago
How about dem colts?
3 years ago
Mako gone full TR.
3 years ago
* Mako wonders where some of the low-watt gurglers are gonna go when this place suddenly folds. You guys are gonna have a rough time at your new websites. *
3 years ago
you never go full TR.
3 years ago
TR reads his act from a book, bw, did you know that?
3 years ago
Well, the library is a warm safe place to spend your retirement.
3 years ago
Eh, never had much use for it. He gets to steal wifi so he can buy more memberships to worthless sites.
3 years ago
don't forget the hot Librarians.
3 years ago
Sure, if you're into 90 year old chicks. You have to go to university libraries to find the hot ones.
3 years ago
any port in a storm
3 years ago
Hey, beats a fleshlight.
3 years ago
There are plenty of young librarians.
3 years ago
HEyoooo
3 years ago
More to the point, how is this place going to fold?
3 years ago
*BW looks for librarian porn, as the lesbo pee porn has not arrived.
3 years ago
Possum is slackin', bw.
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/2bn96R2.jpg
3 years ago
Least he could do is smile.
3 years ago
tr, you look terrified in that pic.
3 years ago
that thing is pretty terrifying
3 years ago
Is that his mom?
3 years ago
stupid sexy CLC
3 years ago
That new T-shirt I ordered will be quite interesting. Are you going to call the cops when I come to take that picture in front of your house, possum?
3 years ago
* possum is not CLC *
3 years ago
Too bad, then, right?
3 years ago
wait, there are T shirts now?
3 years ago
A naked possum T-shirt.
3 years ago
why the fuck would anyone want that?
3 years ago
i might
3 years ago
a hat would be better though
3 years ago
You can make me an offer when I get there.
3 years ago
You're making money off of this poss, right?
3 years ago
bitcoin
3 years ago
Meh, better than nothing I guess.
3 years ago
I want a tee shirt with Barret on it,
3 years ago
Can I have a Zeke Tshirt. Just to scare people & myself.
3 years ago
okay - gotta go get booze, burgers and butts

later haters
3 years ago
with quotes on the back.
3 years ago
What quotes? Just find a shitty emo song and put the lyrics on the back.
3 years ago
my current fave is, " I know nobody here likes me".
3 years ago
No, the best one was last night: "I'm not gonna take the money. But I already took the money. But I'm not gonna take the money."
3 years ago
that was my second fave.
3 years ago
he was on fire
3 years ago
in a good way
3 years ago
What is stopping you losers from getting these shirts you cllaim you want?
3 years ago
Hey, I'm not the fucking creep that wants to wear a naked possum shirt on the guy's lawn.
3 years ago
^too long, what did I miss? Need a quick catch up before I finish my Jayne hats
3 years ago
Also, how many people would want a Zeke Tshirt, apart from me & Zeke.
3 years ago
tr is gonna wear a shirt with naked possum on it and take his pic at possum's house, Toaster.
3 years ago
Yak would buy a zeke t shirt. Just be forewarned, he'll whine about paying for it.
3 years ago
I think the unintelligible quotes on the back, would totally sell it. That's like 3 sales now.
3 years ago
If it had one of the great shots with caption from tiny I might buy a zeke shirt
3 years ago
Thank god we don't let you design shirts. I think you've got a profit margin, bw.
3 years ago
4 sales. ding,ding,ding!
3 years ago
ill take a zeke ziggypenis one
3 years ago
I was just about to ask.
3 years ago
*BW starts printing shitty quality Tshirts.
3 years ago
what is that on his forehead? Hair plugs, tinsel?
3 years ago
yeah, einrednatreb shopped that in.
3 years ago
I want a plantshit shirt
3 years ago
Smerf answers the carpet/drapes question.
3 years ago
He's answered it many times, unfortunately.
3 years ago
Yes.
3 years ago
would unwrap
3 years ago
Can I at least get an upvote for that?
3 years ago
yay!
3 years ago
* smerf is far more happy about that than he really should be. *
3 years ago
* possum loves bandwagons! *
3 years ago
fuck it,lets get this thing featured for the holidays
3 years ago
can i slooby?
3 years ago
im sure slooby would like this
3 years ago
call off your max, dude
3 years ago
that guy's a dick
3 years ago
STOOPID FUCKING VIKINGS!!!!!
3 years ago
* possum watches team handball now *
3 years ago
i'm actually depressed now....

* possum goes for a drive *
3 years ago
dont forget your beer
3 years ago
and turn signals are for losers
3 years ago
i'm sober, pissed off, and horny
3 years ago
you could always go solicite random women for sex
3 years ago
or i could drink beer, smoke dope, and find some midget-porn
3 years ago
its Sunday night, what the fuck else is there to do?
3 years ago
Go for the midget porn
3 years ago
It's gonna be a gay Christmas with this at top of most discussed
3 years ago
same old lang syne then
3 years ago
thanks Obama!
3 years ago
I hate to do this, but the bow reminds me of this, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ35SOU9HTM
3 years ago
shh
3 years ago
fake no sign
3 years ago
If you scroll up, you'll find I linked this:

http://muchosucko.com/115279/Proof-of-Glitter
3 years ago
It took some time but we finally made it to featured, good work everyone!
2 years ago
recover password
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